Just a thought

1. God

   21 February, 2005, 1:50 am

   I thought you were going to launch into how Paris Hilton uses her money/sonar to herd young men into her bed.

   I could make her bald, or give her leprosy say or even better, make her monthly last 24-7-365

   I can do it

   But I need a bribe

   Think large

   Praise me

2. Esther

   21 February, 2005, 3:20 am

   One flaw in your plan there, God. It’s kind of hard to make someone who possesses no reproductive organs get her monthly on a daily basis.

   You do realize she’s a man, right? Granted, a very skinny, bleached-blonde, tan out of a can man in drag, but a man nonetheless?:geek:

   Oh, and Dave? Invest in as many Swiffer products as you can. Dust bunnies are afraid of it.

3. Spud

   21 February, 2005, 5:38 am

   The solution to living with dust, is to live in a dust free enviroment.

   Easy if you have one of our new 100% foolproof dino-buster heavy duty blower/vacs*.

   Blow that dust into tommorrow, come join the clean air society for only $29.95 per/month.

   Blow your troubles away.

   Ring 1-900-blowme

   *may constitute a health hazard in certain situations*

4. jammy

   21 February, 2005, 6:12 am

   Hi there, those agents who came visiting with dark glasses on said I was funny. SO thought, you might want to pay a visit.

5. Kirk

   21 February, 2005, 7:12 am

   Actually I like the dust bunnies…they are the only pets that my landlord will let me have.

   God, do you think you could put a curse on him for a smaller bribe than one for Paris Hilton?

6. God

   21 February, 2005, 7:22 am

   I saw what you did last night Kirk!

   Praise me 3 times to the evening sun and I’ll see what I can do.

   All Hail!

7. Mandy

   21 February, 2005, 7:46 am

   So Dave’s a dolphin? :wtf:

8. rust

   21 February, 2005, 7:55 am

   Thank god she didn’t put my number in the list. Honest, it was just a quickie, no commitment!

9. frisko

   21 February, 2005, 9:27 am

   Really now, why would I want to hang out with friends of Paris. I have plenty of my own pals. I just can’t seem to find her friends more intresting than the ones I already have.

   Frisko the meanie

10. JD

    21 February, 2005, 9:30 am

    The Davezilla reader I most want to see :wang: Paris Hilton is, well, no one, because I don’t wish any VD on anybody here.

11. CJ

    21 February, 2005, 10:00 am

    The girls of Davezilla are hotter than Paris and her friends also.

12. mikeB

    21 February, 2005, 1:00 pm

    it was just a quickie, no commitment!
    She told me you were unintentionally quick. 😛

13. Blue

    21 February, 2005, 2:43 pm

    I wish I could herd women like that!

    😈

    Blue

14. gothic industrial music

    21 February, 2005, 6:38 pm

    I’ve seen whales on some discovery channel show herd fish with bubbles they blow into a “bubble net”. Really impressive.

15. wantwit

    21 February, 2005, 8:41 pm

    frankie muniz. ha.

16. Mandy

    21 February, 2005, 8:52 pm

    How many of the 510 contacts have been inside Paris’ :thong:?

17. Davezilla

    21 February, 2005, 8:54 pm

    You’re assuming she wears :thong:s Mandy. From what I’ve seen, she’s a commando girl.

18. Kirk

    21 February, 2005, 11:07 pm

    commando girl……..ewwwww

19. God

    21 February, 2005, 11:33 pm

    Kirk will have to do penance for that comment.

    Praise me!

20. Techstep DnB

    23 September, 2005, 12:36 pm

    funny

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