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  • A Monkey Won’t Give Two Shits in a Barrel

    I like to make up fake clichéd phrases that sound like something an old man would say (now that I am one). Feel free to confuse your coworkers with them: A monkey won’t give two shits in a barrel and call them Ben Parsons. If a farmer scraps the melon rind, the oldest dog will…

    23 November, 2025
  • WKRP today?

    This is super fun. What would Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever be playing if they were real DJs still working today? Airchecks Retrofit

    19 August, 2025
  • Free idea

    Why hasn’t any razor company had the common sense to call their product Occam’s Razors? It’s such a simple and obvious solution.

    18 July, 2025
  • You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

    LIGHTNING: The occurrence of a natural electrical discharge of very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder. LIGHTENING: A drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus…

    07 June, 2025
  • “I have encountered a succubus,” Sir John said

    15 March, 2025
  • That Dirty Hill guy

    [ picking up my lunch ] CLERK: ZZ Top. ME: Wha? CLERK: You. Your beard. ME: […] CLERK: You look like the ZZ Top guy. ME: I’ve gotten that before, yes. CLERK: Yeah, I bet. That Dirty Hill guy. That’s who you look like. ME: You mean Dusty Hill? CLERK: Whatever it was. Here ya…

    15 March, 2025
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    Nov 23, 2025
    ?? Bad Ideas, wtf

    A Monkey Won’t Give Two Shits in a Barrel

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    Aug 19, 2025
    ?? Links of Note

    WKRP today?

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    Jul 18, 2025
    ?? Bad Ideas

    Free idea

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    Jun 7, 2025
    ?? Observations

    You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

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    Mar 15, 2025
    ?? Chaos

    “I have encountered a succubus,” Sir John said

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    Mar 15, 2025
    ?? Observations

    That Dirty Hill guy

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    Mar 11, 2025
    ?? Memes

    Manifest this

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    Feb 5, 2025
    ?? wtf

    Like one does

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    Jan 30, 2025
    ?? Observations, Original Humor

    New Year, New Pronouns

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    Oct 11, 2024
    ?? Observations

    Hurricane Categories Explained

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    Jun 21, 2024
    ?? Announcements, wtf

    Tarot of the Unexplained! The deck Fox Mulder would have used.

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    Mar 21, 2024
    ?? Observations

    Chickens are metal

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