Incident at table 14

1. Natalie

   26 October, 2004, 12:13 am

   She ate the tails – you know, the crunchy, meatless part that you’re supposed to remove because it has the texture of a plasic fork.

   Mariko is a small, quiet place, and this woman definitely stood out.

2. Bobby Peru

   26 October, 2004, 12:18 am

   Where’s the camera? It’s a yeti!

3. Chad Brandos

   26 October, 2004, 12:19 am

   That’s revolting.

   Thanks for another disturbing bedtime story. Goodnight!

4. Davezilla

   26 October, 2004, 12:20 am

   I forgot to add that. She did in fact eat the tails, too. [shudders]

5. Esther

   26 October, 2004, 12:20 am

   I happen to know a Yeti, and she has much better eating habits than that!

   As a shrimp tempura fan, this makes me want to shudder and cry.

6. Mandy

   26 October, 2004, 12:23 am

   Is this a penis or a shrimp? :limp:

7. Spud

   26 October, 2004, 1:05 am

   A shrimped penis?

   😕

8. TinaMarie

   26 October, 2004, 1:27 am

   I’ve eaten a few tails in my lifetime, and it wasn’t too bad. Of course, I didn’t always swallow. :wang::wtf:

9. Spud

   26 October, 2004, 1:30 am

   All womans should swallow.

10. wantwit

    26 October, 2004, 1:48 am

    EVARY PART OF TEH SHRIMP IS DELISHOUS!

11. Davezilla

    26 October, 2004, 6:32 am

    Truer words were never spoken, Todd.

12. mikeB

    26 October, 2004, 7:07 am

    Natalie, you said “this woman definitely stood out.” That is no woman. I refuse to believe it.

13. lurker

    26 October, 2004, 7:26 am

    IS THAT AIRBRUHSED OR MS PAINT?

14. Davezilla

    26 October, 2004, 8:04 am

    No, it was TEH pencil and TEH Photoshop. 😛

15. rust

    26 October, 2004, 8:47 am

    That woman wouldn’t be about 50, would she? Body odour? Loud?

    F*ck, my EX-sister’s back in T.O.

16. Spud

    26 October, 2004, 8:53 am

    I just looked closely at that drawing…

    Is that an original Davezilla?

    If so, it’s a f**king ripper!
    😀

17. Davezilla

    26 October, 2004, 9:03 am

    Yeah, scribbled it out last night. I had a better sketch on a napkin, but left it with Natalie. 😕

18. Spud

    26 October, 2004, 9:19 am

    Ohhh yeah!
    Big Mommas a eatin
    So don’t y’all stare
    Lessin ya want a beatin

    Truly a scary sight, nothing says f**k off like 2 prawns sticking out of your mouth.
    :wtf:

19. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    26 October, 2004, 9:48 am

    Well it’s nice to see some accurate observational artwork for a change and in a strange sense……

    I feel that L.S Lowry would be so proud.

    Okay he painted “matchstick men” and “matchstick dogs”, but I bet he would have given his right arm to paint a

    “MATCHSTICK WEREPIG, SHRIMP SLURPING CHUB MONSTER!”

    I know I would……..:???:

20. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    26 October, 2004, 9:53 am

    P.S He would have done it in an industrial setting though…….maybe called it “Woman with Shrimp”

    🙄

21. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    26 October, 2004, 10:09 am

    Fat Bitch Al Fresco?

    😕

22. Davezilla

    26 October, 2004, 10:24 am

    The sushi chef committed seppuku after seeing her eat. :wtf:

23. Moxie

    26 October, 2004, 10:40 am

    I told ya it was The Penguin.

24. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    26 October, 2004, 10:42 am

    Did he just bite his own tongue off in disgust according to the Ninja No Sekai…….

    or maybe the samurai honour code, compelled him to throw himself into her mouth?

    Banzai Indeed!

    😕

25. Natalie

    26 October, 2004, 11:06 am

    Also, there was an avalanche of rice coating her ample bosom. I had almost managed to block that memory forgotten that.

26. Davezilla

    26 October, 2004, 11:42 am

    “Ample bosom” is such a kind way of describing what I would term, “pendulous teats”. 😛

27. Esther

    26 October, 2004, 12:25 pm

    Blech. :dead:

28. Lace Valentine

    26 October, 2004, 9:20 pm

    Bilateral shrimp sucking? With tail crunching goodness?

    Oh the horror! the horror!

    😮

29. And back from the crypt comes... HOBBIT!

    26 October, 2004, 10:43 pm

    Wow… That’s a disgrace to shrimp everywhere.

    :dead:

30. HamHa

    26 October, 2004, 11:07 pm

    Truer words were never spoken, Hobbit.

    That’s almost as revolting as a freind of mine who’s going through his “I refuse to use my hands in any way to eat” phase.
    Ugh.
    😕

31. HamHa

    26 October, 2004, 11:07 pm

    Truer words were never spoken, Hobbit.

    That’s almost as revolting as a freind of mine who’s going through his “I refuse to use my hands in any way to eat” phase.
    Ugh.
    😕

32. HamHa

    26 October, 2004, 11:08 pm

    Yay! Hobbit’s back!
    Is it stinky in the crypt?

    That’s almost as revolting as a freind of mine who’s going through his “I refuse to use my hands in any way to eat” phase.
    😕

33. HamHa

    26 October, 2004, 11:10 pm

    Whoa….triple post…ish.
    Sorry about that.
    Please don’t kill me.
    :wtf:

34. Minnie

    27 October, 2004, 3:05 am

    Yuck, that’s disgusting. But… seeing your fantastic caricature made up for any rising nausea.
    I have missed your caricatures SO much; please, please do them more often! 😀

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    03 November, 2004, 9:09 am

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