Imponderables #2

1. Spud

   02 February, 2007, 12:12 am

   Yes* – with a rider.

   Learning to duck would be good thing at this point.

2. Anna

   02 February, 2007, 4:07 am

   I’ve been doing it with a pedopfile????
   i will have to report him ….. NOW!!!

3. Anna

   02 February, 2007, 4:09 am

   Wanted: one male, young at heart …..

4. Da Popster

   02 February, 2007, 4:27 am

   Well I suppose only if your significant other acts and/or feels like an old fuddy duddy. Otherwise, pass the whipped cream, woohoo!!! 🙂 :wang:

5. Lung the Younger

   02 February, 2007, 6:00 am

   Good lord, I can just imagine your conversation with Natalie tonight:

   N: Mooom! Dave called me a pedophile.
   D: Did not!
   N: Did too!
   D: Not!
   N: Too!
   D: Say I didn’t call you a pedophile or I’ll give you a Chinese burn.
   N: You give me a Chinese burn and I’ll give you a wedgie.
   D: You give me a wedgie and ..I’ll…I’ll….hold my breath till I turn blue.
   N: Go ahead, I’d love to see you turn blue.
   D: Yeah…well…I..just…em…aargh! No fair. I hate girls. Girls suck.
   N: Moooom! Dave said that girls suck!
   D: Did Not!……..etc. etc.

6. sledge

   02 February, 2007, 7:08 am

   If you don’t stop that I’ll go out into the back yard and eat worms.

7. Bigwavdave

   02 February, 2007, 8:28 am

   I guess that depends on which definition of “feel” one is using. ie: I like to feel things with my (insert body part here). Or, I feel as though I’m a kid, let’s play Doctor.

   Mandy, would you step over here…

8. Mandy

   02 February, 2007, 10:49 am

   [Comment ID #85447 will be quoted here]

   “Doctor, do I really have to get naked to have my pulse taken?” :boob: :boob:

9. Bjorn Freeh

   02 February, 2007, 11:18 am

   “…if you feel like a kid…”

   Isn’t a kid a baby goat? So, if you feel like a baby goat, what would your partner be?

   BTW, paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, Bears beat Colts.

10. Atryd

    02 February, 2007, 12:08 pm

    If he is a “mature” 🙄 18 year old and she is a 70 year old with a teenage mentality 😆 that still likes to get it on, i suppose that he’d be the pedofile.

    If they are equally young at heart it’s just good boning. 😈

    But if both are equally fuddy duddy it’s just old people sex. 🙁

11. Atryd

    02 February, 2007, 12:12 pm

    That statement is parallel to the “How do you like your kitty? fluffy or bald?” 😈

    Does the amount of hair on one’s body indicate maturity? If he likes me waxed or clean shaven (or vise-versa) does that mean he is (or I am) a pedofile? 😳

    My personal opinion: When I want a mouthful of chocolate delight :wang: or he of my cherry pie :thong: , we don’t want to end up flossing with pubes! :limp:

    Kitty Korner: I prefer my kitty wet! 😈
    How ’bout you? 😀

12. pablo

    02 February, 2007, 12:38 pm

    If I feel like shit does that make my partner a toilet?

    If I felt like King of the World would I have to date Queens? (oh god no!!!)

    If I feel like a million dollars could my partner get off welfare?

    If I was the toast of the town, who would volunteer to butter me?

13. Infernos

    02 February, 2007, 12:38 pm

    What’s a little molesting between two consenting adults…

14. Atryd

    02 February, 2007, 12:58 pm

    I’ve got the the butter!
    Would you prefer it in stick form or from a tub?. 😛

15. pablo

    02 February, 2007, 5:18 pm

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    I prefer a creamy spread. 😈

16. Joe-the-ragman

    02 February, 2007, 5:28 pm

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    Mandy – I think he’s going to check your temperature and that don’t look like any thermometer I’ve ever seen !

    ❗

17. Spud

    02 February, 2007, 7:12 pm

    I like your thinking Pablo, I therefore offer the additional . . .

    If I am an arsehole – do I get wiped?

    If I am a hamburger – do I get buns

    😀

18. chainstay

    02 February, 2007, 11:55 pm

    Regardless of how you feel, you will still get busted for slipping the stink piston to a seventeen year old!

19. Meagan

    03 February, 2007, 11:12 am

    Only when my customers ask for the Catholic school girl look. 😈

    And can I get fried eggs and hash browns with my bacon air freshener? And some toast?

20. Mandy

    03 February, 2007, 12:26 pm

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    Your thermometer has quite a girth! And no numbers on it. :wang:

21. ItsMeMaven

    03 February, 2007, 2:12 pm

    You might be a pedophile if…you’re only as old as THE PEOPLE you feel.

    However, that has always been my philosophy… not to be as old as I feel, but to be as old as the people I feel… and since my husband’s six years younger… ah… you do the math:) 😛

22. mikeB

    05 February, 2007, 7:31 am

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    At a loss for words. :wang:

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