Caption Time #157

1. Lung the Younger

   01 February, 2007, 3:20 am

   …and even though Christopher Robin warned him not to start drinking too early on St. Patrick’s Day…

2. Cindy

   01 February, 2007, 6:05 am

   When Care Bears just don’t care anymore….. :dead:

3. Spud

   01 February, 2007, 6:22 am

   This will not end well…

4. Penguin Pete

   01 February, 2007, 6:39 am

   Years after his rise and fall from fame, Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear is found wasted in an alley; another victim of Rejected Corporate Mascot Syndrome (RCMS).

5. Anna

   01 February, 2007, 8:07 am

   In the famous words of Kermit “It is not easy being green (and drunk in the gutter)”.

6. Shrubby

   01 February, 2007, 8:51 am

   Grumpy Bear was always jealous of that good for nothing Share Bear. Somehow Funshine Bear’s ray of light always seemed to be focused on him. With no one to turn to, it was Grumpy’s last harumph.

7. Meagan

   01 February, 2007, 9:08 am

   “Little Cindy was very distraught when Timmy threw her beloved teddy bear out the car window the other day. Fortunately, she wasn’t around when the teddy bear was later found strewn all over the road and bits of fluff floated on the wind.”

8. sledge

   01 February, 2007, 9:13 am

   See what happens when PMS and miss piggy get together

9. pablo

   01 February, 2007, 10:36 am

   Despondant over Tom Cruise’s last interview on Davezilla another individual with nothing but fluff between their ears just calls it quiys.

10. StevieC

    01 February, 2007, 11:08 am

    Tossing aside the typical white clothing, Dave hits the highway with a bear behind.

11. ItsMeMaven

    01 February, 2007, 11:41 am

    “Bad bears, bad bears, whatchugonna do? Whatchugonna do when dey come for you?”

12. Bjorn Freeh

    01 February, 2007, 11:50 am

    As the Ty planet’s warbird crossed the giant emission nebula, it came upon a Vogon lane divider that the captain, knowing he’d be assessed 4 points on his license and his insurance rates would rise, dared not cross.

13. Bjorn Freeh

    01 February, 2007, 11:56 am

    [Comment ID #85300 will be quoted here]

    I would like to propose rule for future captions…

    LtY should never be allowed to post first as all other postings become anticlimactic.

14. Sher

    01 February, 2007, 12:06 pm

    “I swear if that kid drops me on the ground one more time I’m gonna kick his ass!”

15. Dickson Coatworthy

    01 February, 2007, 12:27 pm

    The picnic turned sour when Green Bear was caught with Brown Bear’s wife in a hug that was more than “cute”…

16. Nikki

    01 February, 2007, 1:29 pm

    This site needs more bear butts.

17. Mikeme

    01 February, 2007, 3:40 pm

    One of the “CARE BEARS” Evil twin, “I don’t give a shit” bear.

18. Flash Gordon

    01 February, 2007, 4:50 pm

    Hey, buddy, your girlfriend has gone! :limp: 😳 🙄 😕 :wtf:

19. Spud

    01 February, 2007, 5:48 pm

    This just to hand…

    “New York – 1/2/07 – …
    another Bear has fallen today, Police are baffled as to this sudden turn of events in ToyTown, this Bear is the sixth Bear this week to be found in the manner, Mayor Giuliani reportedly broke down and wept at this latest news..”

20. Lori

    01 February, 2007, 6:52 pm

    Just another crackwhore Beanie bear. Obviously male.

21. Dickson Coatworthy

    01 February, 2007, 7:16 pm

    Another ad from Adult Bear Swim in Boston?

22. Bigwavdave

    01 February, 2007, 7:21 pm

    GO COLTS!

23. Mandy

    01 February, 2007, 10:19 pm

    Careless Bears

24. BIG D

    02 February, 2007, 12:00 am

    WHY DID THE BEAR CROSS THE ROAD? IT DIDN’T IT GOT RUN OVER BY THE COLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :wang: :wang: :wang: :wtf: 😈 😈 😈

25. mikelc

    02 February, 2007, 8:50 am

    Just how I like my women, face down ass up. :wang:

26. Nikki

    02 February, 2007, 10:48 am

    [Comment ID #85415 will be quoted here]

    Them there’s fightin’ words, my friend.

27. Russ

    02 February, 2007, 1:58 pm

    After years of smuggling drugs across the Mexican boarder, the Mexican mafia didn’t take to kindly to Teddy Ruxpin’s request to “get out of the business”. So they did the only thing they could. They removed his voice box because he never shut up, stripped him naked, dyed him green and left him for dead in a humiliating position to confirm his sexual orientation as a pillow biter.

28. alecto

    02 February, 2007, 4:45 pm

    Childhood being what it was, Christopher Robin has started making radioactive dirty bombs, much to the dismay of the beloved childhood toys that are stuffed in the same boxes with used up plutonium. Now Eyore REALLY has a reason to be depressed. Seriously, kids, it was all Rabbits fault. Him and his damned radical ideals. 🙄

29. Capn Ron

    02 February, 2007, 8:06 pm

    Finally… finding a dry spot in the asphalt with a divot just right for his nose … the overworked Xmas bear settled in for a Tokyo Tire Tread massage. Happy ending anyone ? :wang:

30. Tara

    05 February, 2007, 9:50 am

    [Comment ID #85449 will be quoted here]

    They are also gramatically incorrect. 😛

31. Cynical Villain

    06 February, 2007, 7:14 pm

    it’s Roadside Carebear in police brutality mode…

32. Big Tike

    09 February, 2007, 4:53 am

    Road Kill!

33. bad things to think about

    12 February, 2007, 6:35 pm

    is he :dead: or is he a :boob: he needs more :wang:s and less :limp:s in his life give him :java: :java: :java: :java: :java: :java: or his life will be 🙁 after his :wang: is gone

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