I am in need of two safety pins

1. JFLY

   14 August, 2005, 12:49 am

   Snobs at Starbucks? Who would’ve thunk? :wtf:

2. Dante

   14 August, 2005, 1:02 am

   They never fucking spell my real name correctly at Starbucks, even though it’s a pretty common name, so sometimes I go by other names like…Dante.

3. Fran

   14 August, 2005, 1:25 am

   Dave, are you sure you didn’t see this on Mad TV and the annoying woman was a Wayans sister?

4. Nikki

   14 August, 2005, 2:27 am

   I thought shoulder pads became extinct in the late 80s. If only snobs were an endangered species…

5. Spud

   14 August, 2005, 7:28 am

   a swirl of the cape and a puff of smoke would complete the exit…

   🙄

6. rust

   14 August, 2005, 11:19 am

   Hey, that was my ex-sister!

7. Pinky

   14 August, 2005, 12:10 pm

   Um…”fat Aunt Marge”? Harry Potter has a tall, skinny Aunt Petunia…or so I thought…
   She DOES sound like a fat-annoying-woman character in the 6th book, “Mrs. Umbridge”. But either way…
   I would have liked to see the door hit her ass on her way out. And/or perhaps her husband turn to you and say something along the lines of “I’ll give you anything you want if you could ‘take care’ of her for me…”

8. Davezilla

   14 August, 2005, 12:13 pm

   Pinky, in chapter two of Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s fat Aunt Marge (Mr. Dursely’s sister) comes to visit. In the movie version, she is inflated like a balloon and flies over Surrey.

9. pappy

   14 August, 2005, 1:28 pm

   It’s a good thing her fat ass left..

   The people at Starbucks might have been having a bad day and “accidentaly” put something in the bizotch’s coffee. :java: 😈

10. Cornell Finch

    14 August, 2005, 2:08 pm

    Ya know, she could almost be British…:roll:

11. Bob Boyn

    14 August, 2005, 7:34 pm

    I think you are all missing the point, like, DUH!
    WHy in the hell doesn’t Starbucks carry sewing supplies?!!!!

12. Anna

    15 August, 2005, 4:00 am

    My question would be: “Well Dave, and did you know what she was talking about??

13. Davezilla

    15 August, 2005, 7:13 am

    Yes, Anna. I did. I would have told her that shoulder pads went out in 1985 and how was it that she was still in possession of blouses that have them? 😈

14. Davezilla

    15 August, 2005, 7:13 am

    Yes, Anna. I did. I would have told her that shoulder pads went out in 1985 and how was it that she was still in possession of blouses that have them? 😈

15. turbance

    15 August, 2005, 3:17 pm

    Given her size, I wonder if the shoulder pads might come in handy in clearing the way to the buffet at the reception.:???:

16. MIKE

    15 August, 2005, 3:28 pm

    Her Husband & I ordered coffee, asked the waitress to join us, We laughed at the rude comments from his wife, enjoyed the rest of the morning and forgot about the bitch.

17. turbance

    15 August, 2005, 4:29 pm

    Amen! But seriously, what exactly does she need the safety pins for?

18. jay

    16 August, 2005, 11:52 am

    what a crotchety old bitch:undies:

19. Anonymous

    16 August, 2005, 4:14 pm

    :undies::undies::undies::undies::undies::undies:

20. Edward

    16 August, 2005, 8:23 pm

    this is just so cinematic…I love it.

    Kill her, or better yet…kill her husband the poor bastad (no typo there)

    cheers and up yer face!
    :java:

21. Sunshinegrl

    16 September, 2005, 7:14 pm

    Put the pins in her muffins:razz:

22. Janell

    05 October, 2005, 4:19 pm

    This is too funny. I love this site. The nerve of some people, they make for interesting mental targets when I am at the range.

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