Fries with that?

1. Esther

   31 March, 2005, 12:37 am

   I’ve been trying to eat less fries (and fried food in general) lately, and I think this story will help immensely with my endeavors.:dead:

2. Joe

   31 March, 2005, 12:54 am

   i had a similar situation happen to me but it involved a oversized man instead of a busty woman :limp:

3. Bente

   31 March, 2005, 1:30 am

   Oh yuck, I can’t believe she didn’t even offer new fries. :wtf:

4. Anna

   31 March, 2005, 1:43 am

   I just got one word HYPOCRITS!!! (did I spell that okay??) Any other chance you get, you (and by “you” I mean the entire hetero male population) want to suck, lick, pinch, bite, fondle, smash or ogle the :boobs::boobs:. And now you won’t even eat the fries that touches them?

5. Lung the Younger

   31 March, 2005, 2:48 am

   I kinda agree with Anna here. To be honest it’s the not thought of the fries that puts me off but the idea of a greasy, fries-smelling breast.

   By the way, WBMC seems a little racist and sexist to me…they don’t seem to allow Greek women to compete.

6. Kirk

   31 March, 2005, 3:28 am

   Dave I’m proud of you…..you seemed more intent on looking at the details of here fingernails than the details of her nip!

   The undercooked fries would have been fine if they were drenched in ketchup/catsup. It’s an all purpose sanitizer! It killed the taste of my mother’s bad cooking for years!

7. wantwit

   31 March, 2005, 5:36 am

   I don’t believe this happened at all.

8. Davezilla

   31 March, 2005, 6:44 am

   Anna, it’s not being hypoctical at all. Americans are germophobes. Having anyone’s sweaty skin touching their food is grounds for an immediate lawsuit. Someone must pay for the outrage! 😛

9. Andy M

   31 March, 2005, 7:06 am

   I happily eat fod off my girlfriends :boobs::boobs:

   Hardly something to shun away from. Then again I would also be worried if it was a stranger with nails as descirbed.:limp:

10. Nikki

    31 March, 2005, 7:13 am

    It’d be different if she’d dipped her :boobs: in ketchup first.

11. Bente

    31 March, 2005, 7:48 am

    Anna I hardly find it strange that even a hetero male wouldn’t eat the fries, it’s just disgusting.

12. Bente

    31 March, 2005, 7:50 am

    Why on earth do / keep coming up for me in words like it’s…it doesn’t happen on the screen I type in…

13. Anna

    31 March, 2005, 8:00 am

    Still don’t get it. What is so terrible about eating those fries … French kissing someone you hardly know sounds more yucky, unprotected intercourse (Gosh I said that really nice), picking your nose, cleaning up poopie baby-butts … just a :boobs:. In any other context you’d drool over it/them.

14. CJ

    31 March, 2005, 8:40 am

    I have to agree with Anna

15. Esther

    31 March, 2005, 9:26 am

    Sorry Anna, but I think I’m going to have to side with the germophobic males here.

    First off, this place sounds like it is klassy with a capital ‘K’. I’d be suspect of the food, let alone some strange woman’s :boobs::boobs:.

    Second, for me, that :boobs: would be the equivalent of Colin Farrell’s :wang:. I don’t know where the hell that thing’s been. For all you know, the fry cook could have had it in his mouth a few minutes before, or maybe it accidentally found it’s way into the dishwasher’s rum and coke. Mmmm. Yep, that’s what I want near my food.:dead:

    Not to mention that sometimes, some :boobs::boobs: do secrete Lord knows what (discounting breast milk). Again, I don’t know, I don’t wanna know, and I sure don’t want it anywhere near the kitchen.:wtf:

    Last, but not least, who the hell wants to eat undercooked fries? Even if the :boobs: hadn’t flopped onto the plate like some trout on a fisherman’s hook, I would have sent them back post haste, and knock those off of the bill, while you’re at it, toots.:kiss:

16. Fran

    31 March, 2005, 9:39 am

    :boobs::boobs:

    You should boycott the place waving signs that read:

    No boobies! No peace! No boobies! No peace!

    Or should that read “no piece” 🙄

17. theMike

    31 March, 2005, 10:08 am

    At first I thought :wang:, but then I really thought about what you had said. On your fries? That is disgusting what with all of the breast sweat and all. 🙁

18. Spud

    31 March, 2005, 10:15 am

    I thought it was funny as hell, plus I was wondering when the second :boobs: found it’s way to break free.

    😀

19. Merth

    31 March, 2005, 10:21 am

    The better question is… Dave, why are you eating greasy nasty fries anyway?

    The boob did you a favor. Your arteries will thank you later.

20. rust

    31 March, 2005, 10:25 am

    I don’t see what the fuss is all about… I mean, it’s not like she had just been titty-f*cked — and I imagine she would be a good candidate for it.

    I vote “EAT THE FRIES” with extra ketchup!

    :boobs::wang::boobs:

21. Ice Queen

    31 March, 2005, 10:40 am

    “I asked for frites, not teats!”

22. Davezilla

    31 March, 2005, 10:41 am

    Dave, why are you eating greasy nasty fries anyway?
    I should have clarified. I did not order fries. I had a vegetable pita melt thing. The vegetables were of undeterminate species. If I had to guess, I would assume lawn clippings.

    And yes, Esther. They put the ass in Klassy.

23. CJ

    31 March, 2005, 12:49 pm

    The :boobs: in your fries is better than the cook in the back who didn’t wash his hands. You saw the :boobs: Did she look skanky? then sure it would be a problem.

24. Davezilla

    31 March, 2005, 12:53 pm

    Did she look skanky?
    Please re-read description of fingernails and decide for yourself. 😛

25. CJ

    31 March, 2005, 1:05 pm

    OK I Missed the murals of palm trees and such. Thankfully they were not your fries and you got to see:boobs: SOunds like win-win for Davezilla

26. Princess Carmen

    31 March, 2005, 4:10 pm

    EW. to the place, the boobs and the nails.

27. Merth

    31 March, 2005, 4:27 pm

    You know Dave… most places charge you $50 for a bare breast to rub your french fry. Never lick a gift boob in the… err… never look a gift whore in the… ack! Nevermind…. 😛

28. Mandy

    31 March, 2005, 4:42 pm

    Merth, did you mean “Never lick a gift whore in the mouth”? Agreed! :kiss:

29. JFLY

    31 March, 2005, 7:25 pm

    Sorry, Dave. I’ll be more careful in the future… 😀

30. Spud

    31 March, 2005, 8:40 pm

    … or anywhere else…

    ❗

31. Davezilla

    31 March, 2005, 9:07 pm

    Were those your :boobs::boobs:, JFLY?

32. JFLY

    31 March, 2005, 9:52 pm

    Dave, If they were my :boobs::boobs: – I would’ve rested them on a nice cool salad, with ranch dressing & croutons. 😛

33. JFLY

    31 March, 2005, 9:57 pm

    Or maybe a warm gooey cheese pizza…

34. Esther

    31 March, 2005, 10:47 pm

    :wtf:

35. JFLY

    31 March, 2005, 11:32 pm

    Esther – I’m joking. Everyone knows Dave’s boots are the best place…:razz:

36. Davezilla

    01 April, 2005, 7:06 am

    I thought my boots felt awfully soft inside.

37. wookiee

    01 April, 2005, 3:55 pm

    It is absurd that this post came with no pictures.

38. Davezilla

    01 April, 2005, 4:35 pm

    Good point, wookiee. I will try to get her to recreate the crime on cam for us. :boobs:

39. Spud

    01 April, 2005, 7:06 pm

    You could reconstruct the scene with, say a stand in model to demonstrate the appropriate boobie action.

    Volunteers??

    anyone?

    anyone??

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