Complete this sentence, #38

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78 responses to “Complete this sentence, #38”

1. 

   06 November, 2007

   StevieC

   I did not have implants, I just had a Skittles injection by Dr. Nick. Part of the reason that I left Fed is because he said they didn’t taste any different. Madonna likes to hunt for the blue ones and roll them around with her tongue. You want one? I can even pop ’em outa my nipples now.

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   06 November, 2007

   People Guy

   “I did not have implants, I just had some shrubs and a few flowers put in around the porch.”

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   06 November, 2007

   Nicolette

   I can’t think of anything crazier or more outlandish than Britney herself would come up with right now! 😐

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4. 

   06 November, 2007

   Sophia

   “I did not have implants, I just had a doctor tittie fuck me” —Britney Spears :wang:

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   06 November, 2007

   Sophia

   “I did not have implants, I just had a doctor tittie fuck me” —Britney Spears :wang: :dead:

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6. 

   06 November, 2007

   junkman

   brain fart.

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7. 

   06 November, 2007

   StevieC

   [Comment ID #210594 will be quoted here]

   Hey Nicolette, I love the Bloom County avatar. Reminds me of the good ole days when Opus, Milo, Bill, and Steve graced the daily paper.

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8. 

   06 November, 2007

   Brad K.

   I did not have implants. I just had a really fine massage from the leprechaun I caught in my back yard by the pool. She was so gentle and gracious, and kissed so-o-o fine .. um .. well, I guess I drifted off after we .. uh .. anyway, when I woke up and found my swimsuit and towels and cell phone and robe and everything, and took a shower and my breasts had just *grown*.

   Thank goodness the green handprints on Lefty faded after a couple of weeks, and Really! I had no idea keeping Granny Panties on for like, Everything! would be such a total torment, but you know, I couldn’t let anyone see the green hand print down *there*, like, you know? And for a whole 12 days, more than two freaking weeks to have to think every time I saw someone, “Now, do we have the panties on *today*?!” I mean, really, how could anyone cope with keeping their knickers on all the time?

   And, yes, I am looking forward to St. Patricks Day!

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9. 

   06 November, 2007

   patrick

   “I did not have implants, I just had a couple of rug rats. Look, my thighs are huge too! Have you seen the size of my ass lately? Yes, well tell me about it. I can’t see the whole thing from my side anymore. Every time I try I end up spinning around like a fricking dog chasing his tail. I am so dizzy. I gotta frow up”. BUURP!

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10. 

    06 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210598 will be quoted here]

    Thanks Steve. The thinly veiled humorous social commentary of Bloom County usually made my day back then. (Plus, Steve Dallas Quitting smoking was hilarious!)

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11. 

    06 November, 2007

    Flash Gordon

    You people stop picking on Britney! Sob. Stop it
    right now! sob. 😈 👿 :wang: :wang: :wtf:

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12. 

    06 November, 2007

    Pablo

    “I did not have implants, I just had a K Fed removed”—Britney Spears

    “I did not have implants, I just had my favorite tennis balls put close tomy heart” —Britney Spears

    “I did not have implants, I just had a whole lot of crazy just blow up in my chest” —Britney Spears

    “I did not have implants, I just had a bee sting. See, look how many times my ass has been stung!” —Britney Spears

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13. 

    06 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    “I did not have implants, I just had a really bad cold and all that coughing made my breasts grow bigger. Kinda like exercise for the boobies, ya know?” —Twitney Spears

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14. 

    06 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    Hey Dave :wtf: Spring forward, Fall BACK. Or did you suddenly change time zones?

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15. 

    06 November, 2007

    Meagan

    “I did not have implants, I just had a guy blow into each one and they grew bigger!”
    – Britney Spears :boob: :boob: 😈

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    06 November, 2007

    Lung the Younger

    “I did not have implants, I just had a boozy night a few months back when Kevin let me fall asleep without switchin’ off the electric breast pump. Whoowee, the next mornin’ I wuz two shoe sizes smaller.”

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17. 

    06 November, 2007

    Astryd

    What?! I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’ve always looked this way.

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18. 

    06 November, 2007

    Salmon

    “I did not have implants, I was just taking my snake for a walk” —Britney Spears

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19. 

    06 November, 2007

    Elle

    I did not have implants, uh, what were we talking about, I seem to be breathing collagen fumes from my upper lip. Or maybe I’m just in cheeto withdrawal. Anybody seen them tricycle motors I popped out? I think it’s my weekend. 😈 Poor Britney.

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20. 

    06 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210601 will be quoted here]

    Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!

    Okay, now you’ve done it. I’m going to have to dig out my old Bloom County books and spend the weekend snickering to myself.

    It will be a good to spend some time in the dandelion patch again.

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21. 

    06 November, 2007

    Jim S.

    “I did not have implants, I just had a V8.” —Britney Spears

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22. 

    06 November, 2007

    Tonto

    I didn’t have implants I had an IV that traveled up my arm :boob:

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23. 

    06 November, 2007

    chainstay

    “I just had a….What was the question?”

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24. 

    06 November, 2007

    scamper

    I did not have implants, “Ihad a boob job”.Britney Spears

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25. 

    06 November, 2007

    Chris S

    “I did not have implants, I just had a cheeseburger, fries, and a diet coke. Oh wait you mean my boobs?” —Britney Spears

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26. 

    06 November, 2007

    Fleetwood

    Well…to be honest, I do have implants. They came with my new California drivers license.

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27. 

    06 November, 2007

    MRDOUG

    I did not have implants I just had another accident with the paparazzi and my airbags went off

    I did not have implants uh well oops I did it again….

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28. 

    06 November, 2007

    Driver

    I did not have implants I just had Mistress Darla spank my titties till they swelled up :boob: :boob:…my ass is big enough already

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29. 

    06 November, 2007

    Loli

    “I did not have implants, I just had a new way to carry around that overgrown rat I call a dog.” —Britney Spears

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30. 

    06 November, 2007

    rust

    “I did not have implants, I just had a little infection, that’s all…” —Britney Spears

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31. 

    06 November, 2007

    Drusky

    “I did not have implants, I just had a visit from my tooth fairy’s cousin, the Boob Fairy…” 😈

    [Comment ID #210613 will be quoted here]

    Or spend some time in your Anxiety Closet with Milquetoast the cockroach… 😆

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32. 

    06 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210889 will be quoted here]

    Nice to see we’ve got some fans in the audience. Anyone else? Anyone … ?

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33. 

    06 November, 2007

    Bear

    “I did not have implants…oh ..wait…WTF!!
    Wouldn’t you know it, I go out one night without my panties and all of a sudden …my boobs are bigger and so is my ass.

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34. 

    07 November, 2007

    chainstay

    “I did not have a breast implant. I had the #3, extra crispy with mashed, gravy, a biscuit, and and a side of slaw!”

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35. 

    07 November, 2007

    Mandy

    i did not have implants, i just had a ficus tree that we left on the porch till it died.

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36. 

    07 November, 2007

    Janet

    Bloom County: Before Berkley Breathed complied his strips into books, I had written him a fan letter. He sent me a post card ‘thank you note’, with a drawing of Opus in the corner. I still have it!!! I also have a plush “Opus”. I don’t think alot of people do…

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37. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210931 will be quoted here]

    How about a Bill the Cat? This guy only wants $100 for his. ACK!

    http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/opus.htm

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38. 

    07 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210890 will be quoted here]

    I’ll be joining W.A. Thornhump III for a 6 martini lunch today. Care to join?? We’ll be enjoying the soothing sounds of Billy and the Boingers! I have that record too!

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39. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210943 will be quoted here]

    U stink but I :wang: U

    (couldn’t find a heart icon ….)

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40. 

    07 November, 2007

    junkman

    mandy gets my vote for hottest new avatar. two enthusiastic :wang: :wang:’s up.

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41. 

    07 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210944 will be quoted here]

    Remember, it’s all Deathtongue Baby! Electric Tuba, here I come!

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42. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210946 will be quoted here]

    And all the youngins around here are shaking their heads, saying wtf and googling our posts. Who needs WMDs when we have the X-17 Stealth Basselope!

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43. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    Ummm … Mandy? Can I get that avatar in a wallpaper-sized version please? 1680×1050 would do nicely. kthxbai

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44. 

    07 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210948 will be quoted here]

    WHAT would Portnoy and Hodge Podge say! :wtf:

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45. 

    07 November, 2007

    Flash Gordon

    If Mandy’s avatar is accurate, she doesn’t need
    any implants. :wang: :wang: :wang:

    Could y’all flush your toilets more often? We’re
    running short of water here in the Peach State. 🙁 🙁 😛 😛

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46. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210949 will be quoted here]

    They’d just end up kissing again, but Steve Dallas would definitely approve of the three B’s – Buicks, Broads, and Bourbon.

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47. 

    07 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210951 will be quoted here]

    Not now,… I am listening to “Clearasil Messiah” and that classic teen anthem, “Let’s roll over Lionel Ritchey with a Tank” with the giant Purple Snorkelwacker!

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48. 

    07 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210951 will be quoted here]

    Shhhhh…I am listening to “Clearasil Messiah” and “Let’s Run Over Lionel Ritchie With a Tank” with the Giant Purple Snorkelwacker! “Snugglebunnies!”

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49. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210953 will be quoted here]

    Braggart!

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50. 

    07 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #210954 will be quoted here]

    Have we thoroughly confused everyone yet?

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51. 

    07 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #210945 will be quoted here]

    I agree! Those are some really sweet cheeks Mandy! Totally spankable, wouldn’t you agree Mistress Darla? 😈

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52. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210957 will be quoted here]

    We need to see yours again in order to do a proper side by side comparison. Once again, please submit your avatar in a wallpaper-sized version please? 1680×1050 would do nicely. kthxbai

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53. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #210955 will be quoted here]

    Kids today. They don’t know what they’ve been missing.

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54. 

    07 November, 2007

    Mandy

    [Comment ID #210957 will be quoted here]

    (bends and wiggles) :thong:

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55. 

    07 November, 2007

    Bigwavdave

    [Comment ID #210967 will be quoted here]

    Gimme – gimme – gimmee :wang:

    Now if you’ll excuse me for a moment, I have to wipe off my keyboard… :wtf:

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56. 

    07 November, 2007

    Meagan

    [Comment ID #210957 will be quoted here]

    Absolutely! Those cheeks are just begging for a spanking. 😈

    [Comment ID #210967 will be quoted here]

    SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK!

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57. 

    07 November, 2007

    Mandy

    i’ve been a bad girl!!!!

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58. 

    07 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #210965 will be quoted here]

    Greedy Stevie!

    Now hush, I’m enjoying the view! 😛

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59. 

    07 November, 2007

    Bigwavdave

    [Comment ID #211209 will be quoted here]

    A SPANKING!…A SPANKING!
    Bare hands, paddles, or…?

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60. 

    07 November, 2007

    Drusky

    [Comment ID #210965 will be quoted here]
    How about all the ZillaGirls… Talk about your ’21 Bun Salute’… :wang:

    Mandy, you are the real deal. You don’t post often, but when you do, you tend to get all the guys by the short&curlies… 😛
    [Comment ID #210951 will be quoted here]
    How about when he won the contest to star in a Tess Turbo video? As his mom said, say hello to the sex gargoyle and his flammable, fluffy chest hair…

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61. 

    07 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #211209 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, but you’re so gooooood at it! 😛

    That really is almost mesmerizing! It took me ten minutes to stop gazing at it and get back to typing this comment.

    Looks like some of you guys could pony up with something “interesting” for us to look at … :wang:

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62. 

    07 November, 2007

    Mandy

    [Comment ID #211303 will be quoted here]

    i know, right? where’s the sausage fest for us??? :wang: :wang:

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63. 

    07 November, 2007

    Davezilla

    What’s going on here, kids? :wtf:

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64. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #211316 will be quoted here]

    Just another day of living up to the Zillaland byline. That, and trying to drum up some pear pimples for hairy fishnuts. You know … the usual stuff. :java:

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65. 

    07 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #211316 will be quoted here]

    Filthy comments? 😛

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66. 

    07 November, 2007

    AnnieB

    Awwwww, StevieC you beat me to it! 😆

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67. 

    07 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #211322 will be quoted here]

    Speaking of things I’d like to beat, where’s that weekend avatar of yours been hiding lately?

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68. 

    07 November, 2007

    Drusky

    [Comment ID #211316 will be quoted here]
    Who are you kidding, Dave? What you’ve done here is the same as leaving 15-20 3-5 year olds alone in a room with a cosmetic case and/or a stocked gun safe (both wide open),closing the door and then thinking ‘I wonder what could POSSIBLY happen in there…’ 😈

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69. 

    07 November, 2007

    Drusky

    [Comment ID #211306 will be quoted here]
    Mandy, based on that last picture you sent in (see ‘Move along, nothing to see here’ on 19Oct07) where your guys are stacked three deep, you don’t seem to be missing out in the ‘sausage’ department… 😆

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70. 

    07 November, 2007

    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #211327 will be quoted here]

    Good point. 😐

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71. 

    08 November, 2007

    TimM

    You know?… I’m not sure? I could be wrong. Correct me if I am, but I think there just might be one or two or so inaccuracies in that there Devils Food Dictionary thingy.

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72. 

    08 November, 2007

    Nicolette

    [Comment ID #211328 will be quoted here]

    That is so not what we want to see! :puke: :puke: :puke:

    Hey Stevie….. changed up my avatar again.

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73. 

    08 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #211454 will be quoted here]

    Sa-lute!:wang:

    And once again, please submit it in a wallpaper-sized version please? 1680×1050 would do nicely. kthxbai

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74. 

    08 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #211316 will be quoted here]

    Whatever it is, it’s about frickin time! 😈 :wang:

    Okay, everyone in to the rubber room! Bring your baby oil with you and leave your clothes at the door.

    Zillagirls first – and guys, please form the honor guard salute for the ladies :wang:

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75. 

    08 November, 2007

    Mandy

    [Comment ID #211456 will be quoted here]

    not in the eyes plz

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76. 

    08 November, 2007

    StevieC

    [Comment ID #211458 will be quoted here]

    A misfire would be ungentlemanly.

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77. 

    08 November, 2007

    Drusky

    [Comment ID #211461 will be quoted here]
    But completely understandable… 😛

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78. 

    09 November, 2007

    julesOdeNile

    excuse me people this wont take too long…Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang:Nicolette :wang: :wang:Mandy :wang: :wang: 😈 :undies: :thong: :dead: 😀

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