Complete this Sentence, #31

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77 responses to “Complete this Sentence, #31”

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   29 March, 2006

   Fran

   When blogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have blogs.

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   29 March, 2006

   Marcus

   When clown noses are outlawed, only outlaws will have clown noses.

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   29 March, 2006

   Vicus Scurra

   when outlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have outlaws.

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4. 

   29 March, 2006

   wantwit

   when crimes are outlawed, only outlaws will have crimes. …er…wait.

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5. 

   29 March, 2006

   Master Solace

   [Comment ID #38268 will be quoted here]

   :wtf:

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   29 March, 2006

   Master Solace

   When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns…
   (that WAS lame…gotta do better)

   When cameras are outlawed, only outlaws will have cameras…
   (damn, shameless Zilla reference, must repeat to self…Dave will never be an outlaw, Dave will never be an outlaw…….one more time)

   Got it…
   When thongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have thongs…

   Couldn’t help it…thought I’d beat anyone else to it…

   Don’t beat me…I swear it will never happen again 😈 :thong:

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   29 March, 2006

   Anna

   When Inlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. :puke:

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8. 

   29 March, 2006

   Spud

   When engrish menus are outlawed, only outlaws will have menus.

   :geek:

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9. 

   29 March, 2006

   Master Solace

   [Comment ID #38316 will be quoted here]

   Damn…and I thought I was confused before… :wtf: 😈

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10. 

    29 March, 2006

    Ace

    When pants are outlawed, only outlaws will have pants.

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11. 

    29 March, 2006

    Steppenwolf

    When abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will have abortions.
    🙁

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12. 

    29 March, 2006

    Becky

    When dicks are outlawed only only outlaws will have republicans. :wtf:

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13. 

    29 March, 2006

    Becky

    oops me bad…..when dicks are outlawed, only THE outlaws will have republicans… :dead:

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14. 

    29 March, 2006

    Mandy

    When cole slaw is outlawed, only outlaws will have slaws. 😈

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15. 

    29 March, 2006

    Driver

    When dildo’s are outlawed………..women will still have them they will just have to go back to calling us husbands in public. Oh I feel like such a tool I mean toy….. oh who am I kidding I dont care what she calls me as long as I’m gettin some.

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16. 

    29 March, 2006

    Beth

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have herpes. :limp:

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17. 

    29 March, 2006

    Eliztric

    [Comment ID #38368 will be quoted here]

    Oh, Beth, you are fantastic.

    I’ve got nothing that could top that. Wow. :java: Congratulations!

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18. 

    29 March, 2006

    bhamm

    If the words have to match:

    When pets are outlawed, only outlaws will have pets
    When bad haircuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have bad haircuts
    When computers are outlawed, only outlaws will have computers

    If they don’t have to match:

    When deodorant is outlawed, only outlaws will have B.O.
    When Taco Bell is outlawed, only outlaws will have gas.
    When pornography is banned, only outlaws will have :wang:

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    29 March, 2006

    bhamm

    Whoops.

    When pornography is outlawed, only outlaws will have :wang:

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20. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bob

    When yuppies are outlawed only outlaws will have starbucks

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21. 

    29 March, 2006

    mitch smith

    When rational, sane thought is outlawed, then all outlaws will be Republican bastards.

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22. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bob

    mitch thats just so sad that you believe anyone with different opinions than you must be fatherless. I myself have 3 children with the same woman( my wife of 23 years) and they like me are republicans. So we are just going to out breed you. Therefore if you want to win any more elections you better get humpin.

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23. 

    29 March, 2006

    Becky

    Bob chill……..geez here we go again….Your kids may grow up and think diffrently….mine did:)

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24. 

    29 March, 2006

    Tami Jo

    When toasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have toasters.

    Unfair advantage, I worked at C-E too. Is that sign still there? And wasn’t it microwave popcorn that caused the evacuations? Oh well. Let’s hear it for passive aggression.

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25. 

    29 March, 2006

    dennis

    When ideas are outlawed, only outlaws will have ideas.
    When patents are outlawed, only outlaws will have patents.

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26. 

    29 March, 2006

    Meagan

    When watches are outlawed, only outlaws will know what time it is.

    When diet Coke is outlawed, the rest of us will drink Pepsi. 😀

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27. 

    29 March, 2006

    Jeffro

    When balls are outlawed only outlaws will have babies

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28. 

    29 March, 2006

    Other April

    When late 80s sitcoms are outlawed, only outlaws will have bootleg copies of that episode of A Diffierent World where Denise’s date dons a pig nose since she’s ordered to wear one as punishment for littering in the dorms per Jaleesa’s dorm room monitor campaign.

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29. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

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    You know, something even better than porn is real live girls… and they’ll still be around!

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30. 

    29 March, 2006

    Paige

    When guns are outlawed, only vice-presidents will have guns. :dead:

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31. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    When _______s are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______.

    (Sorry, Dave… I guess I drew a blank.)

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32. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bob

    sorry becky it’ll never happen again. please dont be cross with me. ❓

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33. 

    29 March, 2006

    Meka

    When free thoughts are outlawed, only outlaws will have ideas.

    I plan on being an outlaw!

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34. 

    29 March, 2006

    Becky

    [Comment ID #38393 will be quoted here]

    No prob:)
    :wtf:

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35. 

    29 March, 2006

    franklito

    when war is outlawed only bush will be an outlaw :wtf: :wtf:
    when religion is outlawed only outlaws will go to heaven
    when tv is outlawed only outlaws will be brainwashed
    when sex is outlawed only outlaws will reproduce.

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36. 

    29 March, 2006

    Duke

    When meat is outlawed, only the cows will eet mor chikin.

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37. 

    29 March, 2006

    mitch smith

    [Comment ID #38375 will be quoted here]

    Peace and love Bob. Peace and love. There is hope for you yet. Don’t give up.

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38. 

    29 March, 2006

    Nikki

    When caffeinated beverages are outlawed, only outlaws will have their eyes open.

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39. 

    29 March, 2006

    family jules

    When the right to privacy, abortions, disssent, free thought, religious choice, affordable health care or free speech is outlawed, only the REAL outlaws will have privacy, abortions, dissent, thought, choice, health care or free speech.

    My father was a senior citizen living on military retirement and Social Sercurity, and he was a life-long Republican. So Bob, watch your kids watching you grow old without anyone keeping their promises to you, and see them change their ideas from yours to their own. Living proof, man, living proof.

    As Mitch says, peace and love, man.

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40. 

    29 March, 2006

    family jules

    Typo! I meant Security.

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41. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bob

    jules thank your father for his service to our country and the only retirement im counting on is the one im preparing for myself. and i agree, peace and love to you and mitch and especally becky 😛

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42. 

    29 March, 2006

    JFLY

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    LOL Anna…can we start a petition?

    When houseslippers are outlawed, only outlaws will shop at WalMart.

    When dumb blondes are outlawed, only outlaws will wonder if “Chicken of the Sea” is tuna or chicken.

    When beer is outlawed, the residents of Wisconsin will sober up and realize that they really ARE cheeseheads.

    When buttcracks are outlawed, only outlaws will become plumbers or pop stars.

    When fastfood is outlawed, only outlaws will have paper crowns, heart disease, and Sponge Bob action figures.

    When rap is outlawed, I’ll be one happy camper…

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43. 

    29 March, 2006

    Jerm

    When blank spaces are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______ .

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44. 

    29 March, 2006

    Becky

    Bob= 😆

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45. 

    29 March, 2006

    Bob

    When wrap is outlawed i’ll know what all my presents are without peeking

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46. 

    29 March, 2006

    MrDoug

    When Mandys Buns are outlawed, only outlaws will have them as there wallpaper.

    Sorry about that…no not really…. :kiss:

    When :boob:s are outlawed, only outlaws will have . :wang:

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47. 

    29 March, 2006

    Tina Marie

    When sex is outlawed, only outlaws will have FUN! 😛

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48. 

    29 March, 2006

    jules

    well i just can’t come up with anything!! 🙁

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49. 

    29 March, 2006

    charlie

    When thought is outlawed, just about everybody here will be in jail. Not me, tho…I plan to keep my fool mouth shut.

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50. 

    29 March, 2006

    GFL

    When my butt is outlawed, then I might be safe and sound from homophobia. 🙂

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51. 

    29 March, 2006

    Mandy

    When bras are outlawed, only men will be happy. :boob: :boob:

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52. 

    29 March, 2006

    Steppenwolf

    When human rights are outlawed the poor will have to become outlaws to survive. Eat the rich!
    Pass the gray Poupon, please! 👿

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53. 

    29 March, 2006

    Jay Fud

    When laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have no purpose in life.
    boy! give that one a think through, it made more sense before i wrote it!!!

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54. 

    29 March, 2006

    Annie

    When Myspaces are outlawed, only outlaws will have Myspaces. They won’t be cool outlaws, though. They’ll be stupid.

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55. 

    29 March, 2006

    John K

    When schools are outlawed, only outlaws will have brains!

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56. 

    29 March, 2006

    John K

    When pool halls are outlawed, only outlaws will have a cue.

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57. 

    29 March, 2006

    John K

    When snails are outlawed, only outlaws will have escargot.

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58. 

    29 March, 2006

    John K

    When masks are outlawed, only outlaws will need them.

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59. 

    29 March, 2006

    Anita Mann-Badley

    [Comment ID #38630 will be quoted here]

    Should have stopped at this one.
    😛

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60. 

    29 March, 2006

    cbatdux

    When spell-check is outlawed, Eye’ll bee inn big trubull

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61. 

    29 March, 2006

    Francesca

    when the internet is outlawed we’re all screwed ❓

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62. 

    29 March, 2006

    Master Solace

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    the thought of it just makes me shudder…no internet…

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63. 

    29 March, 2006

    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #38632 will be quoted here]

    If they were to outlaw masks, I would have to just give up my wrestling career entirely……well as long as they don’t outlaw leather I’ll be okay…

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64. 

    29 March, 2006

    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #38523 will be quoted here]

    I don’t know about that…would take all the fun out of taking them off the ladies… :boob: :wang: :boob:

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65. 

    29 March, 2006

    casey

    When our freedoms are outlawed, only outlaws will have freedom.

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66. 

    30 March, 2006

    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #38675 will be quoted here]

    Very well put…

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67. 

    30 March, 2006

    Timmmy

    When our freedoms are outlawed, only republicans will have freedom.

    (OOOOH! Timmmy gets political.)

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68. 

    30 March, 2006

    John K

    Beth said:

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have herpes.

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will get ahead

    or

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will be left to wallow.

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69. 

    30 March, 2006

    John K

    Anita Mann-Bradley

    Hopefully this is a wee bit better…..yes win some lose some on the attempts..

    😆

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70. 

    30 March, 2006

    Alex

    When Medicare is outlawed and hospitals can’t bilk it–hospitals and doctors will really have to rethink their fee structures.

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71. 

    30 March, 2006

    |nSan|ty

    When freedom WAS outlawed, only the government has freedom. whether your a D or on R… doesnt really matter, you still cant do what ya want, they outlaw the fun stuff, and reserve it for there ‘elite’ selves to do, because they have more $ and power than you ever will. :wtf:

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72. 

    30 March, 2006

    Jen

    When driving while talking on your cell phone is outlawed, only outlaws will have car accidents, and higher insurance rates. 😛

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73. 

    30 March, 2006

    Da Popster

    When blowjobs are outlawed, then all the women will get pregnant. 😳

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74. 

    02 April, 2006

    Goth Princess

    I’m sure you’d love to have pants outlawed, if this happens then I’ll be in jail, sorry

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75. 

    02 April, 2006

    Goth Princess

    [Comment ID #38429 will be quoted here]

    watch it JFLY, i’m from Wisconsin, i drink, and yes i am a cheesehead 😡

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76. 

    09 April, 2006

    brianne

    when inlaws’ outlaws are outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws’ outlaws

    when insain people are outlawed there wont be any outlaws.

    when bush is outlawed everyone else will be happy 🙂 :kiss: 🙂

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77. 

    11 April, 2006

    Hey Kermit

    When Bush is outlawed, only outlaws will have Dick.

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