Celebrity books that never saw print

1. Nicolette

   29 November, 2007, 12:11 pm

   :wtf: Enron’s Big Book of Accountability :wtf:

2. StevieC

   29 November, 2007, 12:55 pm

   Child-Friendly Blogging by Davezilla

3. Meagan

   29 November, 2007, 1:03 pm

   Having Fun While Sober by Lindsay Lohan
   Playing Safe by Mistress Darla 😈

4. Fleetwood

   29 November, 2007, 1:21 pm

   The Butt-Pirates Book to understanding the National Football League….authored by all of the B-P’s in Hollywood.

5. patrick

   29 November, 2007, 1:26 pm

   11. Creative Financing for Fun and Profit by Bill Sol Estes.
   12. Russian Masturbation by Iban Yakenitov

6. Nicolette

   29 November, 2007, 2:29 pm

   😀 Miss Manners Guide to Stripper/Hooker Ettiqute 😈

7. AnnieB

   29 November, 2007, 2:30 pm

   Stop Terrorism by Putting All The Mean People in a Special Country by Tara Reid.

8. Robobobo

   29 November, 2007, 3:09 pm

   11. “Make Peace, Not War” George W. Bush

   12. “A Guide to Eloquence” George W. Bush

   13. “101 Beauty Tips” Hillary Clinton

   14. “101 Hair Styling Guides” Donald Trump

9. Cynical Villain

   29 November, 2007, 3:47 pm

   Positive Motivation and Uplifting Morale by Simon Cowell
   Patrick Stewart’s Big Book Of Haircare Secrets

10. Flash Gordon

    29 November, 2007, 3:58 pm

    “How to make friends with Muslim Arabs”, by
    GeeDubya.
    “Firearm Safety”, by the Dick
    “Principles of Economics,” by GeeDubya.
    😈 👿 😛 😕 🙁

11. Sarah

    29 November, 2007, 4:04 pm

    Martha Stewart’s guide to the stock market.
    how to live a healthy lifestyle by Manuel Uribe.

12. Fleetwood

    29 November, 2007, 4:14 pm

    Bill Clinton’s Expert Guide to Cigar Rolling..and tasting.

    How to Invade a Country for No Good Reason and Waste Billions of Dollars and Lives by George W.Bush.

    How to Make it to a World Series by the Chicago Cubs

    How Not to Look Like a Cheap Hooker by Pamela Anderson

    A Bird Watchers Guide by Stevie Wonder

    John Candy’s Guide to a Slimmer You

    A Toe Tapper’s Guide by….whatever the Idaho senator’s name is…

13. Flash Gordon

    29 November, 2007, 4:34 pm

    “Don’t Screw With Me!”, by Hillary Clinton. 🙄 :wtf: 😮

14. Flash Gordon

    29 November, 2007, 4:37 pm

    “Kama Sutra Positions I have Practiced in the
    Back Seat of A Studebaker”, by AnnieB. :boob: :thong: :wang: :wang:

15. Bigwavdave

    29 November, 2007, 7:00 pm

    [Comment ID #217752 will be quoted here]

    I believe that would be “Kama Sutra Positions I Haven’t Practiced in the Back Seat of (insert any make or model here)” :wtf:

16. Fleetwood

    29 November, 2007, 7:10 pm

    Dave,
    Loved the topic. I wonder about the participation…any ideas?

17. dougieace

    29 November, 2007, 7:12 pm

    I’ve never believed in karma,by O.J.Simpson

18. Fleetwood

    29 November, 2007, 7:12 pm

    [Comment ID #217752 will be quoted here]
    Flash,
    Are you from Arkansas?

19. Flash Gordon

    29 November, 2007, 7:18 pm

    [Comment ID #217759 will be quoted here]

    Close, but no cigar. The great state of Georgia,
    which used to be Democratic until the damYankees
    moved in. :puke: 👿 😈

20. MrStitch

    29 November, 2007, 7:46 pm

    Extreme Nasal Cleanliness by Robert Downey Jr.

21. astroknut

    29 November, 2007, 8:48 pm

    The Wild Years by Al Gore, and don’t forget the book Motivational Speeches by Dr. Kavorkian

22. Brad K.

    29 November, 2007, 9:37 pm

    Nurture your friends and grow free, by Hilary Clinton.

    Being an honest man and a loyal husband provides all the joy I need in this life, Bill Clinton.

    How fungus under your fingernails can taint your cooking, by Rachel Ray

    Celebrating my successful TV season, by Tony Danza

23. Bear

    29 November, 2007, 10:08 pm

    “How To Pass a Drug Test” by Barry Bonds

    “I Pissed in a Bottle for Barry” by I.P.Freely

24. j

    29 November, 2007, 10:38 pm

    Staying Free From Cannabis-By Cypress Hill

25. Brooklyn R.

    30 November, 2007, 1:35 am

    “A Guide to the Natural Wonders of the Earth and What We Can Do to Preserve It” presented by the Exxon Corp. :dead:

26. DaPopster

    30 November, 2007, 2:08 am

    Decorating tips by Dennis Kozlowski.

27. DaPopster

    30 November, 2007, 2:08 am

    Decorating tips by Dennis Kozlowski.

28. Spud

    30 November, 2007, 5:58 am

    How to Win Friends and Influence People by Honest John Howard with a special foreword by Tony Blair and George Bush.

29. AnnieB

    30 November, 2007, 8:23 am

    [Comment ID #217783 will be quoted here]

    And a picture of Dale Carnegie rolling over in his grave, I trust. 😛

30. Nicolette

    30 November, 2007, 9:50 am

    :wtf: How To Create A Warm Working Environment with Hair Care Tips Introduction by Donald Trump :wtf:

31. Lung the Younger

    30 November, 2007, 9:56 am

    “The Power of Positive Drinking” – Oliver Reed

    “Chicken Shit for the Soul” – Karl Rove

    “Inherent Paradoxes within Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and their Influence on Modern Particle Physics” – Paris Hilton.

    “Jesus, Who Does a Guy Have to Blow to Get a Beer and a BLT in this Cave?” – Osama Bin Laden

    “Out of My Cold Dead .. Something or Other.” – Charlton Heston.

    “How to Completely Take Your Mind Off Eating” – Terri Schiavo

    “The Art of Shakespearean Stage Acting” – Steven Segal.

32. Bjorn Freeh

    30 November, 2007, 10:01 am

    Jessica Simpson’s Book With Words

33. Flash Gordon

    30 November, 2007, 10:44 am

    “Winning Strategies for Desert Warfare”, by
    Don Rumsfield. 😈 👿 :dead:

34. Chris S

    30 November, 2007, 11:17 am

    “Everything Does Taste Like Chicken” – A compilation of short stories from the Andes plane crash survivors.

    “The Anorexic’s Guide to Cleaning Puke Off Your Shoes” – Lara Flynn Boyle
    supplemental reading: “The Anorexic’s Guide to Keeping Puke Off Your Shoes”

    “The Celebrity’s Guide to Great Downhill Skiing Locations” – Sonny Bono

    “101 Fun Places to Urinate” – R. Kelly

    “The Illustrated Guide to Pudding” – Bill Cosby

35. larfus

    30 November, 2007, 11:41 am

    “How to please your man” by Hilary Clinton

    “The art of avoiding obstacles while skiing gracefully ” – Sonny Bono

36. Bjorn Freeh

    30 November, 2007, 11:53 am

    [Comment ID #217899 will be quoted here]

    Will the Bono book be subtitled, “Men in Trees”?

37. rust

    30 November, 2007, 12:20 pm

    William. Shatner’s School! Of Acting. For. Television!

    :geek:

38. Manda

    30 November, 2007, 3:09 pm

    Vegetarian Eating by Jeffery Dahmer

39. julesOdeNile

    01 December, 2007, 9:04 am

    DaveZ’s Office Guide to Corporate Website Building.

    SITES and SOUGHNDS of Mirka by J.B (two initials) president Numbskulls Inc.

40. julesOdeNile

    01 December, 2007, 9:17 am

    HOT! HOT! HOT! easy reading for social media experts by JGB (cause that how they roll) :limp:

41. Kkkkathryn

    02 December, 2007, 4:27 am

    “hairstyle” by Cruella deVille

    and that ever-popular mishmash, co-authored by Robin Leech and Mme Toussaud:
    “Wax Lips of the Rich and Famous” 🙄

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