Category: Observations
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I am in need of two safety pins
While at the corporate giant coffeehouse the other day, I had the unfortunate experience of standing in line behind a most irksome woman, a beastly snob who felt the world was here to serve her. Picture Harry Potter’s fat Aunt Marge with an uppity East Coast accent. She got out of line to ask two…
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“It was a dark and stormy night…”
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Ten ways to make a sushi chef lose it
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Note to Self, No. 5,631
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The best BBQ in history
If you could invite five people to a BBQ, from any period in history, (and language comprehension was not an issue) who would you invite? I’ll go first: Jesus. Most likely to say: “Did you try the fish? I apparated it this morning.” Shaka Zulu. Most likely to: Teach the neighbor kids how to gut…
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Thanksgiving Football
I know Thanksgiving is a long ways off, but I was reminded yesterday of the worst Thanksgiving holiday I ever experienced and I had to share. This was several years ago. I was perhaps 10 or 11. My aunt had agreed to cook the holiday turkey dinner. She purchased a rather large bird and we…
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