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Over the years, I have seen several marginally funny lists of why men are like dogs and women are like cats. I propose the opposite. Men are more like cats and women are more like dogs. I offer my reasons below. Please add any I missed (or disagree). Men are like cats because: When you…

I never win anything. My brother is the lucky one in the family. He got the Irish good looks and luck. He wins at football and casinos. I have to work for a living. So I was pleasantly surprised to hear that I had won an iPod! I’d been beta testing for Mister Wong, a…

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James B (who created this week’s poll) frightened me with a true story about tonsil stones. I have to admit, it was pretty gross. Look up pictures of them on Google Images if you doubt me. I simply had to get even. I told him about a German fellow who was recently killed and eaten…

Our high school typing instructor was hot. She had a body like Bettie Page and wore ridiculously tight skirts and stiletto heels. Her one odd trait was her nails. As a typing instructor, she had to keep her nails trimmed, but she was all about long painted nails. She compromised by growing one nail to…