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Category: Bad Ideas
Holiday Gift Ideas
Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife […]
Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters
What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children’s nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children’s rhymes are […]
Concert Ticket Generator
I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it’s still there!
My easily attainable 2014 New Years Resolutions
I make resolutions with the bar set really low, so I can attain them. I resolve never to purchase a Perfect Polly™ this year. Or […]
I wish I was kidding about this
EDM-Date is—wait for it—a raver dating community. No really.
TV Shows I’d Like to See
America’s Got Two and a Half Men Barefoot Contessa Hunters VH1’s Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos It’s Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside […]
Rejected Names for Cereals
So this post originally appeared here in 2008, but as I have been going back through older posts, I keep finding horrible spam injections—some of […]
Hospital Fun
Ask your nurse for some apple juice. Pour it into a urine specimen jar. Nonchalantly walk down the aisles, sipping it. After an operation on […]
Movie Reviews in Haiku
Reviews in Haiku 300 Best. Movie. Evar. Goddamned kids keep yelling out, “Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!” Beowulf Did they really have Hot chicks like Angelina […]