Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme
Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches. My state of Michigan's searches were: MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5…
Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been
50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey Harry Potter and the Dirty Chamberpot Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief Star Trek: The Next Penetration Hunger Games: Catching Herpes Hellboy: The Golden G-String…
Holiday Gift Ideas
Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won't buy for me. Today,…
Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters
What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children's nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children's rhymes are gory and psychotic. Hotch: “Gentlemen,…
Concert Ticket Generator
I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it's still there!
My easily attainable 2014 New Years Resolutions
I make resolutions with the bar set really low, so I can attain them. I resolve never to purchase a Perfect Polly™ this year. Or any year. I resolve not…
TV Shows I’d Like to See
America's Got Two and a Half Men Barefoot Contessa Hunters VH1's Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos It's Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside Me Real Ghost Hunters of…
Rejected Names for Cereals
So this post originally appeared here in 2008, but as I have been going back through older posts, I keep finding horrible spam injections—some of which cannot be removed with…
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