Caption Time #284

Caption Time #284


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33 responses to “Caption Time #284”

  1. Lung the Younger Avatar

    That elephant’s such a douche bag.

  2. Mandy Avatar

    “the one day i pick to go commando, and now this!”

  3. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Have a whiff on me…

  4. AnnieB Avatar

    Man, that thing’s got some suction on it!

  5. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    I don’t know what’s worse, a trunk in your junk or repeatedly pierced manhood.

    A bestiality theme today, good one Dave! 😉

  6. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    What’s worse- having some junk in your trunk or having a trunk in your junk?

  7. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    I do like her shoes though – AnnieB, Mandy – got any of those?

  8. PPPPrick Avatar
    PPPPrick

    Dumbo aint so dumb, I’d put my trunk in that junk!! :wang: How do you say BBBBBRRRRRR!!!!!

  9. StevieC Avatar

    Imagine the elephant’s surprise when he found a bag of peanuts!

  10. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    No nuts here 😥

  11. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    so that’s what a coochie snorcher is ❗

  12. StevieC Avatar

    Whoa! Camel!

  13. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    And then she relaxed and let him explore; much to her suprise and delight. The elephant, on the other hand, thought something smelled fishy.

  14. rust Avatar

    Elephant thinks, “That’s funny! The last one I checked had some nuts and a hotdog up there…”

  15. Mandy Avatar

    ann coulter screams as she realizes the elephant found her dick.
    :wang:

  16. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    I don’t blame the little guy here.

  17. tian Avatar

    Dave,

    If you think that is bad, here is a photo of eco-tourism in Thailand:

    http://www.tian.cc/2009/05/eco-tourism.html

    Enjoy!

  18. Ryder Avatar
    Ryder

    I like how the other girls petting him telling him nice job i wonder?

  19. jdn Avatar
    jdn

    looks like the zoo keeper is thinking not again i cant take this guy anywhere

  20. Scamper Avatar
    Scamper

    trunk elephant, trunk monkies nasty cousin

  21. Lung the Younger Avatar

    It’s good practice – this lady’s next television spot is an interview with Larry the Cable Guy. It should be a similar experience.

  22. rem1967 Avatar
    rem1967

    “Bad boy, Dumbo!”

    “No, No. Let him finish.”

  23. Meagan Avatar

    And that’s just a baby elephant trunk. Just imagine big daddy back there hoovering her coochie. 😯 😛

  24. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [quote comment=”632540″]And that’s just a baby elephant trunk. Just imagine big daddy back there hoovering her coochie. 😯 :P[/quote]
    and hopefully whatever she has going on under the “LBD” it doesn’t make big daddy sneeze!

  25. brad Avatar
    brad

    ok! turn on the hose!

  26. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Mmmmmm, lemony fresh scent …………. 😉

  27. ShiftyTim Avatar
    ShiftyTim

    Do elephants like fish?? :puke:

  28. ShiftyTim Avatar
    ShiftyTim

    I didn’t know elephants liked fish… :puke:

  29. Master Solace Avatar

    “My my my, this a big turn of events… she’s getting a blowjob for a change”

    “When you’re drunk, the pachiderm is pink… when you’re high, the pachiderm is looking for pink.”

    “The zookeeper’s thought bubble — ‘Starting so young *sniff*, I’ve taught him so well’ :evil:”

  30. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    When I said I liked them long and thick this is NOT what I had in mind.. OHHH wait that works!

  31. Maven Avatar

    This is a good place for a Stick-Up (TM).

  32. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    [quote comment=”632515″]Dave,

    If you think that is bad, here is a photo of eco-tourism in Thailand:

    http://www.tian.cc/2009/05/eco-tourism.html

    Enjoy![/quote]

    LOL! I would have died of laughter if that had happened to me when I was in Thailand.

  33. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    Brunet is petting and saying… ” No, no, no…. that is a dude with very nice Boobs and Shoes”.

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