Caption Time #207

1. StevieC

   14 November, 2007, 1:12 pm

   I got your McSlappy meal right here, mother:wang:er

2. avalon67

   14 November, 2007, 1:14 pm

   Ma name is Borat High five!

3. Fleetwood

   14 November, 2007, 1:21 pm

   McChild Abuse. 😡

4. Fleetwood

   14 November, 2007, 1:24 pm

   Ronald..Dude..you need to use some McRight Guard :wtf:

5. Fleetwood

   14 November, 2007, 1:32 pm

   Lay off of me Ronald. All I said was,”that your sister tastes like the Filet O’Fish”. 🙁

6. Salmon

   14 November, 2007, 1:36 pm

   look at this picture when you’re well stoned… absoutly hilarious xD

7. Chris S

   14 November, 2007, 1:39 pm

   99 million bitch-slapped

8. Cynical Villain

   14 November, 2007, 1:39 pm

   What did Ronald’s Hand say to the face…

   SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!

   Coooold Blooooooooded

   Cause I’m Ronald McDonald Bitch!!!

9. Pablo

   14 November, 2007, 1:43 pm

   Come one back here boy! I’m gonna put a McHurtin’ on ya! If you cry I’ll just make you my McBitch. Now say it! Say it McProud!

   Do you want fries with that?

   That’s my McBoy!

10. Nicolette

    14 November, 2007, 1:51 pm

    I said “I’m Lovin’ It” and you better damn well love it too, BITCH!

11. Fleetwood

    14 November, 2007, 2:19 pm

    Don’t you dare tell anyone I showed you my McSausage.

12. Cynical Villain

    14 November, 2007, 2:25 pm

    Mc Donald the Pimp is coming for his money and I pity those who don’t have his money. I wonder if he did the Pimp’s Prayer before slapping this fool.

13. MrStitch

    14 November, 2007, 2:32 pm

    “NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!”

14. StevieC

    14 November, 2007, 2:51 pm

    [Comment ID #213961 will be quoted here]

    I’m seein’ something that I’d love to slap 😈 :wang:

15. Nicolette

    14 November, 2007, 3:01 pm

    [Comment ID #213965 will be quoted here]

    Easy Stevie! I bruise! 😈

16. Loli

    14 November, 2007, 3:10 pm

    “It’s called a BigMac you ass!”

17. Fleetwood

    14 November, 2007, 3:13 pm

    [Comment ID #213961 will be quoted here]

    What is not to Love about your fabulous McButtMuffin?

18. Nicolette

    14 November, 2007, 3:18 pm

    [Comment ID #213968 will be quoted here]

    Mandy’s is better!

19. StevieC

    14 November, 2007, 3:23 pm

    [Comment ID #213969 will be quoted here]

    Hmmm, sounds to me like a closer inspection is required. 😈 :wang:

20. Fleetwood

    14 November, 2007, 3:29 pm

    [Comment ID #213969 will be quoted here]
    Your hiney is shiney and PERFECT. Every guys dream!

21. Bjorn Freeh

    14 November, 2007, 3:32 pm

    Hagelsieg! Wir erobern unsere Feinde eine Pommes-Frites hintereinander.

22. StevieC

    14 November, 2007, 4:09 pm

    [Comment ID #213969 will be quoted here]

    Once again, we’ll ask the two of you (and any other zillagirl for that matter) to submit hi-res pics for comparison purposes. 1680×1050 or higher resolution would be preferred. 😈 :wang:

23. patrick

    14 November, 2007, 4:38 pm

    “I told you it’s TWO all beef patties beeyatch”!

24. Fleetwood

    14 November, 2007, 4:58 pm

    Don’t you,”Where’s the Beef?” me again kid.

25. Salmon

    14 November, 2007, 5:12 pm

    [Comment ID #213962 will be quoted here]

    ahahahaa that made me laugh xDDD

26. Spud

    14 November, 2007, 5:13 pm

    Hey! Piss off Clown! …….. Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaa

27. Flash Gordon

    14 November, 2007, 5:38 pm

    [Comment ID #213972 will be quoted here]

    Seig Heil, mein Fuhrer!! Mein Dusseldorf ist Kaput!!

    👿 😕 😕 :wtf:

28. AnnieB

    14 November, 2007, 5:47 pm

    Just ’cause I’m smiling doesn’t mean I won’t beat the crap out of you kid. And leave my damn McNuggets alone!

29. AnnieB

    14 November, 2007, 5:53 pm

    Flash … I like your new avatar! Suits you perfectly! 😛 :kiss:

30. Brad K.

    14 November, 2007, 6:18 pm

    Sammy jumped. Ducking through the mall Fast Food Arena, Sammy was trying to get away from his older sister. Janice had been .. irritated when their mother sent them to buy underwear. Janice had found buying boxers for Sammy a hoot – but didn’t think Sam-boy’s suggestion that she needed simple cotton panties for school was funny. Sammy got into reading the embroidery, “Hey look at these Pollock things! See, 4 pair, labeled ‘week one’, ‘week two’ .. And no lace on the back!” But Janice was considering the Aqua thongs with pink fringe when Sammy shouted, “Hey! Those are uglier than the ‘backless underwear’ Crystal advertises on ‘Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper!” And the race was on.

    Ducking through the fairly dark ‘Sbarro’s Pizza’ seating, Sammy came on a terrifying sight – Janice ready to tear into him! But the blow didn’t land, and Sammy realized that he had been confused by a model of Ronald McDonald. “Whew,” Sammy said to the statue, “For a minute you looked like my sister!” And Sammy jumped a second time, as Janice’s, “What do you mean!?” came from behind him..

31. MrStitch

    14 November, 2007, 6:44 pm

    Damn…. my obvious reference to the single greatest super hero cartoon of all time (The Tick), got completely blind sided by Nicolette’s ass shot. :dead:

32. Meagan

    14 November, 2007, 7:03 pm

    The reason why so many people are afraid of clowns.

    “Can’t sleep, clown will eat me!” :wtf:

33. StevieC

    14 November, 2007, 7:51 pm

    [Comment ID #213983 will be quoted here]
    Spoon!

    [Comment ID #213993 will be quoted here]
    McMuff pie?

    [Comment ID #213966 will be quoted here]
    I promise to kiss (and lick and massage) it better
    😈

34. tinamarie

    14 November, 2007, 7:51 pm

    And then Ronald said “Get me my pimp stick, bitch”

35. Davezilla

    14 November, 2007, 8:50 pm

    [Comment ID #213973 will be quoted here]

    Hence the Facebook fan page. Mandy sent in some good ones that I need to upload. Any other volunteers? 😈

36. StevieC

    14 November, 2007, 8:52 pm

    [Comment ID #214209 will be quoted here]

    We wouldn’t want to overload you Mr Z. You get Mandy uploaded and the Zillaguys will be waiting; ready to lend a hand. :wang:

37. Penguin Pete

    14 November, 2007, 9:22 pm

    Actually, the boy should pose turned around and bent over. Obviously, Ronald is trying out for the Japanese spanking show from yesterday.

38. Spud

    14 November, 2007, 9:36 pm

    [Comment ID #214209 will be quoted here]
    Upload, upload!

39. Bjorn Freeh

    14 November, 2007, 9:37 pm

    [Comment ID #213979 will be quoted here]

    Entfalten Sie das spezielle Soßegas zur russischen Frontseite!

40. Drusky

    14 November, 2007, 10:18 pm

    You bad boy! Time for a McDarla Happy Meal! Spank, spank, spank!
    [Comment ID #213965 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #213966 will be quoted here]
    I think Stevie was looking down as he typed that… 😈 😛

41. Spud

    14 November, 2007, 10:53 pm

    [Comment ID #214287 will be quoted here]

    1. Hail victory! We conquer our enemies Pommes Frites a row.
    2. Deploying the special Soßegas the Russian front page!

    I think this loses something in the translation. :geek:

42. Lung the Younger

    15 November, 2007, 3:30 am

    It’s a sad sign of the times that neither Ronald nor the kid know shit about how to do the Safety Dance.

43. Chris S

    15 November, 2007, 3:52 am

    [Comment ID #214287 will be quoted here]
    Nice. I always knew there was something off about old Ronald. If he can’t tell the difference between Russian dressing and the special sauce then I think my theory is right. Its Russian dressing mixed with tartar sauce. This kid figured it out too apparently, and had to pay the McPiper.

    (I don’t know any German but that’s what I tried to filter out of what you typed.)

44. Lung the Younger

    15 November, 2007, 5:40 am

    Kid reads too much Stephen King.

45. julesOdeNile

    15 November, 2007, 6:17 am

    SHMACK A MC! :limp:

    YOU PAY FIRST, THEN YOU EAT! GOT IT?

46. tanderny

    15 November, 2007, 9:18 am

    [Comment ID #214304 will be quoted here]

    Okay, that one made me spit tea all over my monitor.

    Then I felt old.

47. Bjorn Freeh

    15 November, 2007, 12:16 pm

    [Comment ID #214305 will be quoted here]

    Actually, it says to deploy the special sauce gas on the Russian front.

    Babel Fish tries. This was a direct translation from English to German. Sometimes, though, I like to go from English to Spanish to French to German and back to English, just to see what results. Usually, it reads just like a George W Bush speech.

48. Meagan

    15 November, 2007, 12:57 pm

    [Comment ID #214284 will be quoted here]

    Hold your horses, I’m uploading my butt as fast as I can. 😈

49. Nicolette

    15 November, 2007, 2:32 pm

    :wtf: Ok why is my ass the al-“bum” cover on the facebook?? :wtf:

50. Flash Gordon

    15 November, 2007, 5:54 pm

    [Comment ID #214381 will be quoted here]

    Good golly, that ought to be obvious! :wang: :wang: :wang: :boob: :boob:

51. Flash Gordon

    15 November, 2007, 6:06 pm

    [Comment ID #213981 will be quoted here]

    Thanks, Babe. I think my computer is infested with
    malware. It’s behaving as erratically as my first
    mistress–kicking her didn’t change her any. 🙄 😕 :wtf: ❗

52. StevieC

    15 November, 2007, 8:50 pm

    [Comment ID #214381 will be quoted here]

    Like McDogFood’s current slogan, I’m lovin’ it! 😈 :wang:

53. Nicolette

    15 November, 2007, 9:36 pm

    [Comment ID #214635 will be quoted here]

    Why not the boob shot?? :boob: :boob: :wtf:

54. StevieC

    15 November, 2007, 10:12 pm

    [Comment ID #214668 will be quoted here]

    Savin’ them for dessert! 😈

55. julesOdeNile

    16 November, 2007, 2:00 am

    Ooooowi! Nicolette, baby you hurting me! :wang:
    :wang:don’t stop. I love it when you do.:P

    AnnieB, niiiice.

56. Matthew

    16 November, 2007, 4:52 pm

    “My pimp hand is heavy”

57. jazzi

    17 November, 2007, 8:31 am

    Why, I oughta Slap those McNuggets right outta you

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