Caption Time #149

1. adognamedgromit

   18 December, 2006, 12:54 am

   (please load all Japanise font sets.)

   私はくまか退屈な人を好まない。 私は私の臍から今光線を撃つ。

   :wtf:

2. adognamedgromit

   18 December, 2006, 12:56 am

   translation

   I don’t like bears or nerds. I will now shoot rays out of my navel.

   :wtf:

3. Minnie

   18 December, 2006, 1:17 am

   Once again, Dudley proves that hypnosis is the only way ever in which he can get a girl to lift her shirt.

4. Spud

   18 December, 2006, 2:12 am

   Look, I’m telling you you, this machine will work, all you have to do is take off your top and you’ll see……………… honest ……………… 😈

5. Meagan

   18 December, 2006, 2:56 am

   “Careful Piccachu! She’s lifting her shirt up! Don’t get caught like a deer in her headlights! Piccachu? Piccachu?” :boob: :boob:

6. larfus

   18 December, 2006, 5:37 am

   “Fear my navel lint!” 🙄

7. Nikki

   18 December, 2006, 6:05 am

   Not sure what’s scarier about that cat soap: that it grows “hair” or that it has a special surprise when you get to the middle. :wtf:

8. Randy

   18 December, 2006, 6:12 am

   “If you think this belly is something else, wait to you see the bad ass spiked ball-on-a-chain that I can wield”. (movie Kill Bil Volume l)

9. Anna

   18 December, 2006, 6:39 am

   Now you only need breastimplants and you will end up just like Britney ……
   oh, you ARE wearing underwear

10. Lung the Younger

    18 December, 2006, 7:17 am

    The Japanese version of the Wizard of Oz never really took off. The Lion and the Scarecrow looked like perverts, the Tin Man looked like a broken TV and Dolothy never did THAT in the original.

11. wildblackflower

    18 December, 2006, 7:25 am

    “Push my buttons baby!” The Pussycat Dolls didn’t say it this well :puke:

12. Minnie

    18 December, 2006, 7:46 am

    [Comment ID #81746 will be quoted here]

    LMAO. 😀

13. mikeB

    18 December, 2006, 8:26 am

    “Now listen, when the alien bursts from your stomach, I will grab it, and Chicken Boy will peck its eyes out. Are we clear?”

14. Bigwavdave

    18 December, 2006, 8:43 am

    “Ok, now hold it just like that while ‘Big Yellow Man’ bends over and penetrates your navel. Wait till I get my pants back up, and we’ll roll ’em.”

15. Brad K.

    18 December, 2006, 9:08 am

    Really! I mean, girls can, too, have belly buttons without a ring to hold them closed! Now can I please have some popcorn?

16. Brad K.

    18 December, 2006, 9:26 am

    The kids enjoy the ‘grab the boob’ game. As Jessica raises her blouse to expose her breasts, Dudley and Jerry wait for that first glimpse of nipple. They have to wait until they see a nipple, then the first to touch both breasts wins the game, and a kiss (eventually) with Jessica. Of course, if anyone grabs too hard, Jessica calls a ‘foul’, and there won’t be a winner this time. If a boy jumps too soon, they play again but the boy has to set out the next round. That already happened to Randy and Chuck. Now Dudley and Jerry are as focused as Jessica herself.

    Jessica is a bit concerned, though. Dudley seems pretty excited, and she worries he may grab too hard. But playing these ‘dormitory’ games really seems like fun. Jessica was pretty sure she was glad Dudley had learned about them from his older brother. Well, just another minute and she will get to kiss one of the boys…

17. junkman

    18 December, 2006, 9:35 am

    -on a different day you might see this yellow suit revealed at an airport in someone’s partially open carry on bag.
    -that may be a live cam upskirt photo on the screen. i’m not sure where that gray cord is going.
    -what’s up with the little lord fauntleroy suit and the grease helmet on jet li?

18. Infernos

    18 December, 2006, 9:52 am

    It’s ok… just show the yellow fuzzy man where daddy touched you…

19. Knkangaroo

    18 December, 2006, 10:10 am

    You want to blow raspberries on my tummy??? I’d rather sit on the yellow dude’s head……………

20. Cynical Villain

    18 December, 2006, 10:18 am

    It’s a flasher…quick Ash! Boob grab!

    Ash Ash Ash

    “Slap!”

    Ash is unable to grope

21. Cynical Villain

    18 December, 2006, 10:47 am

    Pika-Pika!
    Oh look it’s a Flasher.
    (clicks a Freak-a-Dex)
    Flasher, the Nymopho Pokemon.
    She has the ability to flash her bodyparts
    to entice her foes into her doing her
    bidding.
    I gotta capture it.
    Pika-Pika!!
    Not this time Pikachu. I got this on!
    Go Ash, Boob Grab Attack.
    Oh No! She using a belly show!
    Can’t resist charms…
    Pika-Pika…oh to hell with this…
    Come here girl…let me show ya how
    to get pika with it. I got 50000 volts
    of love juice here to shock the love
    out of you baby!
    :wang: :wang:

22. Diesel

    18 December, 2006, 12:23 pm

    Quick, my parents are coming! Get back in my belly!

23. Wayne

    18 December, 2006, 12:42 pm

    okay… good… now wait for it… great now the skirt. oh yea. hold on, whose the freak in the pikachu costume

24. fishyfishskin

    18 December, 2006, 1:44 pm

    Triumph examines a thin weist but the eyes lack the whitnes he desired

25. sledge

    18 December, 2006, 3:57 pm

    Not bad for three months preggers….Hey where did you guys go?

26. rust

    18 December, 2006, 4:36 pm

    I’ve seen that girl somewhere

27. pablo

    18 December, 2006, 5:22 pm

    Chan thinks he has pulled one over on Mai by bringing his friend dressed as a bird. They had made a deal that he could see her pussy if he showed her his pecker. Even though it wasn’t exactly the pecker she had expected she lived up to her end of the bargain, reached into her pants and pulled out her fluffy kitty soap.

28. Spud

    18 December, 2006, 6:58 pm

    [Comment ID #81789 will be quoted here]
    Yeah, same here, can’t quite put a finger on it though…

29. adognamedgromit

    18 December, 2006, 10:44 pm

    rarrrr くま :undies:

    このラインは意味を成すために仮定することでない。 :wang:

    :wtf:

30. mesmereyes

    18 December, 2006, 11:01 pm

    The origin (or shall we say orgy? :)) of the bird flu….

31. Merth

    19 December, 2006, 9:25 am

    Pokemon’s first porn!

32. Ducatisti

    19 December, 2006, 1:11 pm

    [Comment ID #81732 will be quoted here]
    Very Funny!

    I am still trying to imagine the scenario that brought these three, and their mechanical friend, together. Thought I had a decent imagination, but this one is confounding me!

    ❓

33. Zinta

    19 December, 2006, 3:25 pm

    This is how ALL Japanese Porn movies start… I’ve seen lots of them.

34. Lonnie

    19 December, 2006, 11:37 pm

    My other one is an innie too

35. Drusky

    21 December, 2006, 1:40 am

    “Now, When your ‘boyfriend’ drops his pants, scream ‘Godzilla! Aaaiieee!’ and run around the room…” 😈

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