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A Monkey Won’t Give Two Shits in a Barrel
I like to make up fake clichéd phrases that sound like something an old man would say (now that I am one). Feel free to confuse your coworkers with them: A monkey won’t give two shits in a barrel and call them Ben Parsons. If a farmer scraps the melon rind, the oldest dog will…
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WKRP today?
This is super fun. What would Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever be playing if they were real DJs still working today? Airchecks Retrofit
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Free idea
Why hasn’t any razor company had the common sense to call their product Occam’s Razors? It’s such a simple and obvious solution.
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You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
LIGHTNING: The occurrence of a natural electrical discharge of very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder. LIGHTENING: A drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus…
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That Dirty Hill guy
[ picking up my lunch ] CLERK: ZZ Top. ME: Wha? CLERK: You. Your beard. ME: […] CLERK: You look like the ZZ Top guy. ME: I’ve gotten that before, yes. CLERK: Yeah, I bet. That Dirty Hill guy. That’s who you look like. ME: You mean Dusty Hill? CLERK: Whatever it was. Here ya…
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