Astral Body Workout

1. Fellow Eskimo

   14 March, 2006, 12:04 am

   That whole post would probably make much more sense if I actually had the intelligence to know what an astral body was…maybe that body has my brain. 😕

2. Spud

   14 March, 2006, 1:10 am

   Well of course you have an astral body, who do you think it is whispering in your ear as you’re about to have that last slice of pizza?

   Respect!

   Oh yeah, astral body exercise consists of the following :-

   Should I
   Shouldn’t I
   Should I
   Shouldn’t I?

   :geek:

3. Ace

   14 March, 2006, 2:37 am

   One of my resolutions this year was to work on my astral body, you know, to keep it from expanding cause at the rate its going now everyone is going to be able to see my astral body project! I don’t think they make clothes big enough for my astral body.
   Lame, I know.

4. family jules

   14 March, 2006, 2:38 am

   When I got off the astral plane, my astral body was rerouted along with my luggage. I am still waiting for it to get its astral self back to my house.

5. Anna

   14 March, 2006, 3:09 am

   My astral body does all the things I’m too chicken, lazy or fat to try.
   – It walks around naked (outside) – no clothes neccesary.
   – It is model-thin. It doesn’t eat – no food allergies.
   – It runs marathons – is therefore in good shape.
   – Went to college – is the intelligent one of us.
   You should train/bribe yours likewise.

6. Becky

   14 March, 2006, 5:18 am

   Hmmm the only thing I understood is that it’s National Potato chip day! 😛

7. justjim

   14 March, 2006, 5:20 am

   I have found after years of exhausting research that it is simply much easier if you let your astral body do all of the dirty work you know you never want to do… now who in their right mind really wants to have to scrub out a toilet?
   And this wonderful astral body is the perfect scapegoat… Try this the next time you have to fight a traffic ticket in court. Question the police officer with these words. I couldn’t have been speeding officer. You see, I wasn’t even there, I was hard at work, perhaps it was my astral body you saw behind the whell at the time of the offence. It sure works for me 🙄

8. mitch

   14 March, 2006, 6:39 am

   My astral body is still recovering from that hunting trip with a drunk Dick Cheney. Who knew that bastard could shoot that well when he was soused. I mean my astral body is smaller than a rich lawyer. But I expect it to recover completely.
   I love Fran.

9. Nikki

   14 March, 2006, 6:50 am

   When you leave an astral plane, do you have jet lag?

10. bhamm

    14 March, 2006, 8:08 am

    I wouldn’t know… even my astral body is ashamed to hang out with me.

11. Anita Mann-Badley

    14 March, 2006, 8:40 am

    I have an astral body that travels with me?!? Oh, what a relief. Apparently, mine isn’t too smart since people look our way and murmur, “Can you believe what a total dumb astral she is?”

12. cbatdux

    14 March, 2006, 9:40 am

    Does Mitch’s astral body love Fran’s astral body?

13. Paige

    14 March, 2006, 9:45 am

    My astral body is kinda fat from the winter. I thin I need an astral workout!!! :wtf:

14. mitch smith

    14 March, 2006, 9:55 am

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    You betcha!!!! Astrally

15. mikeB

    14 March, 2006, 10:06 am

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    LOL! Spewed my :java: allover my :wang:

16. Mandy

    14 March, 2006, 10:11 am

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    too funny! :kiss:

17. Bjorn Freeh

    14 March, 2006, 10:23 am

    My astral body would like to meet Anna’s. Anna, here’s a picture of him:

    He says the unibrow is really just a trick of the light. For the record, he’s an SCM (single clear male); Aquarius; likes shadow dancing and long walks at night; only drinks water; fully employed as a quality inspector at the Saran Wrap factory.

18. Bjorn Freeh

    14 March, 2006, 10:36 am

    Mandy, if you ever need a new avatar photographer, my astral body would like to apply…

19. Other April

    14 March, 2006, 10:48 am

    I just wanted to say Mandy’s thong needs more fur.

20. Beaner

    14 March, 2006, 1:18 pm

    wow, and i thought i had ant problems now! i can’t even imagine how crazy i would get if i had an infestation with those little buggers!

21. Esther

    14 March, 2006, 2:30 pm

    Me and my astral body had lunch together, but she couldn’t finish her taco salad.

    Mandy, if that’s your ass, well, damn!

22. Becky

    14 March, 2006, 2:31 pm

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    Yikes is that butt real?……sigh
    :dead:

23. tenderflower

    14 March, 2006, 2:58 pm

    frisbeetarianism – the belief that when one dies, their astral body flies up onto ones roof and gets stuck there.

24. Jeffro

    14 March, 2006, 3:32 pm

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    I think she would have to wear it backwards for that.

25. tabbie

    14 March, 2006, 3:37 pm

    My astral body is trying to catch up with my “ass and body” since it is spring break here and i have 4 kids aged from 3months to 11yrs anyone see either of them catch em and hold on til I can get back to you!!! 😛

26. Other April

    14 March, 2006, 4:19 pm

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    I, too, was debating whether or not to turn that around (pun intended) into an 80s Hustler bush joke.

    Thanks for being there, Jeffro.

27. family jules

    14 March, 2006, 5:04 pm

    My astral self just showed up in a limo smoking a Cuban cigar, wearing Dutch wooden shoes, a dashiki and a Panama hat. She gave me a package of peanuts and went into the living room and crashed, so Nikki, its either jet lag or the Jamaican rum . She always has better vacations than I do! 🙁

    By the way, my luggage is being held hostage in Syria. Apparently they thought my astral self was a spy.

28. dougieace

    14 March, 2006, 5:35 pm

    you guys are talking about asstrals,huhu thats cool

29. Spud

    14 March, 2006, 5:45 pm

    Mandy likes to tease us…

    I could post a picture of my arse in a thong, but well, um hemaroids, arse hair and pimples probably won’t cut it as an avatar.

    I dunno, what say you?

    :geek:

30. laceylegacey

    14 March, 2006, 5:52 pm

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    you are not alone
    :wtf:

31. starhealer

    14 March, 2006, 5:58 pm

    spud i beg of you leve you pants on!!!! no one needs to see that :limp: my astrele body moved out a month ago she and i don’t get on verry well :wtf:

32. Jules

    14 March, 2006, 7:31 pm

    The problem I have is getting my astral out of bed every morning to face the day with too many other astrals out there. I think I’ll have go out and buy a bag of potato chips today and eat the whole thing just to be able to recover.

33. Mandy

    14 March, 2006, 10:16 pm

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    Mine’s alright, but that’s NOT my ass! I wish. :thong:

34. mikeB

    14 March, 2006, 10:56 pm

    Does your astral body conflict with your body of knowledge? :wtf:

    Does your astral body get a makeover? :wtf:

    Does anyone have a hotter avatar than Mandy? :wang:

    BTW Mandy, we need visual proof that your avatar is not your ass.

35. Mandy

    14 March, 2006, 11:00 pm

    Nice try, mike. 😛

36. Marcus

    14 March, 2006, 11:06 pm

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    I think my astral self was hanging out with yours. He just showed up wearing saffron robes and no shoes. He had a bottle of Tequila in one had and a joint in the other. He had also mentioned the ganga was from Jamaica. What were they up to? If your astral self starts chanting, I think they went to Tibet, too. Sorry about your luggage.

37. humpty

    14 March, 2006, 11:23 pm

    intresting… very intresting :wtf:

38. Spud

    14 March, 2006, 11:25 pm

    Keep trying mike! we’re right beside ya.

    Although I do wonder who would take the picture, if Mandy so graciously consented a small gathering of davezilla readers to authenticate which arse is which.

    😈

39. Mandy

    14 March, 2006, 11:29 pm

    If you can fly up here to see me, Spud, I will gladly drop trou for your camera. :thong:

40. Spud

    14 March, 2006, 11:47 pm

    Good god, I think I just had a mild heart attack!

    :wtf:

    List of things to do:-
    1. Buy plane ticket
    2. Get passport
    3. Pack extra thong
    4. Pack camera
    5. Run

41. Davezilla

    14 March, 2006, 11:50 pm

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    Damn, Spud. I never thought that line would work! Good going, man. :java:

42. Master Solace

    15 March, 2006, 12:01 am

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    ?Mild Heart Attack? Are you absolutely sure about that, Spud? I think I’d have a MASSIVE heat attack…or something else massive that starts with an H… :wang: :thong: 😈

43. Master Solace

    15 March, 2006, 12:04 am

    oops supposed to be MASSIVE heart attack…got distracted by Mandy’s avatar…visual proof would be great to have Mandy…and if it is true that the ass pic is not really your ass, I don’t think any of us would have a problem with you replacing with yours…I mean come on, looking at your old avatar, with a face like yours, there has to be a great body to go with it :wang:

44. Driver

    15 March, 2006, 12:06 am

    Spud I’m not sure I’m worthy of being in your cyber presence, your a man amung men. Oh and dont forget to pack your nitro pills.

45. Ace

    15 March, 2006, 2:11 am

    Mandy has a nice astral body.

46. Timmmy

    15 March, 2006, 4:50 am

    My astral body likes to cuddle, is really “into” decorating, furniture arranging, and designer clothes, and wants me to go to a nightclub called Phallicity?….. I’m kinda worried about my astal body.

47. Tara Alton

    15 March, 2006, 6:06 am

    Will my astral body still have tattoos like my real body?

48. Davezilla

    15 March, 2006, 8:22 am

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    Does your astral body read your naughty stories when you’re sleeping, Tara?

49. Master Solace

    15 March, 2006, 4:04 pm

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    Couldn’t have said it any better myself!!!

50. Paige

    16 March, 2006, 6:33 pm

    I think my astral body needs to do some Pilates. Too much cold weather and too many Krispy Cremes :puke:

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