DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming].
Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”
Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the table? Drop something?”
Paris Hilton: “Lost hairpin.”
Davezilla: “I heard you once seduced Ralph Lauren.”
Paris Hilton: “I sit on Ralph.”
Davezilla: “Assume I know nothing about hair. What is your current hairstyle called?”
Paris Hilton: “Rhino plaits.”
Davezilla: “Not that I’m interested, but what do you look for in a man?”
Paris Hilton: “A hip nostril.”
Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”
Davezilla: “What was it like back home?”
Paris Hilton: “A Hilt prison.”
Davezilla: “Describe your typical evening in the NYC bar scene.”
Paris Hilton: “I nip harlots.”
Davezilla: “How do you get a taxi in New York?”
Paris Hilton: “Strip! No, hail!”
Davezilla: “What do you wear when you’re slumming it?”
Paris Hilton: “Oil pan shirt.”
Davezilla: “Describe your best friend, Nicole Ritchie.”
Paris Hilton: “Hip oral snit.”
Davezilla: “I’ve heard you are insistent that your friends refer to you as thin, not skinny?”
Paris Hilton: “Thin! Or I slap.”
Davezilla: “With a CD under your belt, would you list singer as your greatest accomplishment?”
Paris Hilton: “Ha! I list porn.”
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25 responses to “Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton”
bwahahahahaa …… excellent davidge!
Now give me back the 2 hours I just lost on the cheerleader game! :geek:
excellent. :dead: you killed me.
Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”
Bravissimo, Dave!
Those are fantastic, Dave!
I’m impressed. You managed to find a picture of her with clothes on. :boobs:
You gotta do Donald Rumsfeld now.
Not DO him , I meant do an interview. Ahem.
Wow, Mike. Wow.
Anagram
Ein Interview mit Paris Hilton mit Antworten nur aus Anagrammen. Das dürfte in etwa auch ihrem Wortschatz entsprechen.
Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”
Davezilla
Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you
I’m not sure, being out of touch at the other end of the galaxy and all…. but what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton? Isn’t that someplace that people go for a vacation?
— goes back to tweaking the Universal Translator —
Int: “Paris what do you do with broken flaps?”
PH: “Ah, I splint or…”
Int: “Or what Paris?”
PH: “Ha, loin strip”
Bonus points for that photo!! Did she end up buying her own pr0n DVD?
That cheerleeder must have no hips at all to fit through that basketball hoop. :wtf:
That’s hot.
As a former college cheerleader – all I can say is – “WOW! They are awesome.”
Despite the fact that was insane and the girl totally hit her head on the hoop. She had a lot of trust and faith in those guys.
What Chris said.
Ditto.
To be fair, I got the cheerleader toss link from a place we both know. The Place that Shall Not be Named.
Yes, I saw it there too, Brittney, but if I credit you, I won’t break the first rule.
what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton?
It’s piece of trash with an impressive credit line.
Mandy!
Thanks for the info! Now I know for sure I’ll be spending my next vacation in Paris Hilton!
My kind of warm, snuggly place. I just hope it’s not too wet
A very impressive credit line.
Pairs HIlton has good ass but no tit. i would hit it.
Well you, if we see “Pairs HIlton”, we’ll let her know.
I have a mini like that one. It looks really cute on me. Now I want to burn it. Damn you Paris!
Mandy, perhaps you could send a photo of you in the mini… umm just for scientific comparison sake…
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Too funny!