America’s Best

1. kermit

   02 November, 2004, 12:22 am

   If I may add this to that:
   Before going to vote, please have a hearty snack, so that by the time you get to voting booth, you have sufficient streght, determination and decesiveness to punch a hole/press the button for your chosen candidate and no one else. Please be kind to the people/computers that count the votes and don’t confuse them by leaving hanging chads, dangling chads, etc. Thank you and I’m sure the vote counters thank you.

2. kermit

   02 November, 2004, 12:23 am

   *that should read: by the time you get to THE voting booth

3. Shamrock

   02 November, 2004, 12:28 am

   The “best” the country has to offer? Where is John Galt?

4. Shamrock

   02 November, 2004, 12:29 am

   The “best” the country has to offer? Where is John Galt?

5. mikeB

   02 November, 2004, 12:52 am

   I hear an echo.

6. Bobby Peru

   02 November, 2004, 1:07 am

   I vote that Mandy send in more pictures. :wang:

7. Smart Ass

   02 November, 2004, 1:24 am

   :!::-?:-(:sad::wang::roll::razz::limp::wang::eek::lol::mrgreen::neutral::boobs::twisted::boobs:

8. malcolm

   02 November, 2004, 1:47 am

   who is john galt?

   kidding. (a is a)

9. tian

   02 November, 2004, 3:28 am

   Don’t forget to VOTE!

10. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    02 November, 2004, 5:47 am

    DAMNIT! Malcolm got to it before me!

    I need to stop getting here late!

    Tian … I clicked your link …

    Forget John Galt …

    Who is John Kerry?”

    /bad one :limp:

    (Who’s Ayn Rand?)

    (Who the hell am I and what am I doing up at almost 5:00 AM?)

11. fictionman

    02 November, 2004, 6:48 am

    The only wasted vote is the one not cast. There are more than two candidates…

    When it comes down to it, I think most people are going to be voting against a candidate, rather than for one.

    Does it sound cynical to say that today we elect a crappy president no matter which one wins?

12. Nikki

    02 November, 2004, 7:21 am

    I voted last week at the early voting polls Florida offers because apparently Floridians are incapable of all voting on the same day without causing MASS CONFUSION FOR OUR EVERYONE ELSE. Ahem. I should also note that there were no chads involved (most likely for the same reason previously stated), we were given pens to fill in the bubble. :java:

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    02 November, 2004, 7:54 am

    I want Cookie Monster from Sesame Street to be President and Bert and Ernie to be his advisors.

    From a British perspective that would be cool as it may trigger some childhood values in Mr.Blair as opposed to the “Ass Licking Meglomaniac” arsehat he appears to be wearing at present.

    😕

14. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    02 November, 2004, 8:46 am

    Rather than all the hassle of producing two “figureheads” every election, why don’t the corporations just run for office directly next time?

    Just Imagine?

    MacDonalds = Public Health

    Shell = Environment

    Coca Cola = Education

    Microsoft = Finance

    Then we could blame them rather than just the one grey haired guy in a suit!

    Sounds good to me.
    😕

15. Bobby Peru

    02 November, 2004, 8:50 am

    Let’s change Florida’s slogan to: “FLORIDA. WE KNOW FUCKALL ABOUT VOTING”

    (No offsense, Nik)

16. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    02 November, 2004, 9:02 am

    Countless people vote in Florida……..

    which is good because most of their votes run a very real risk of being countless!

    😕

17. Esther

    02 November, 2004, 9:25 am

    Cookie Monster for president? Oooh, got my vote!:grin:

18. Nikki

    02 November, 2004, 9:34 am

    No offense taken. I’ve only been here for a year and I already loathe it.

19. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    02 November, 2004, 9:42 am

    Smith and Wesson = Foreign Policy

    P.S Sorry couldn’t resist!

    😀

20. rust

    02 November, 2004, 9:49 am

    Is the election TODAY? Well, I hope Truman gets in again.

21. Mandy

    02 November, 2004, 6:02 pm

    I vote that I get to keep my clothes ON. 👿

22. Fran

    02 November, 2004, 6:42 pm

    Oh oh, Dave. We’re on different voting teams. You go for hot. I go for cold. I’m voting triple venti Caramel Frappuccino. Does that make our votes cancel each other out? :wtf:

23. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    03 November, 2004, 12:32 am

    My :boobs::boobs: pulled out of the race and I decided I want Adam Sandler for president.

24. Anna

    03 November, 2004, 4:02 am

    Mid-morning in Holland. Not only in time (appr. 7 to 9 hours) are you people behind, but, Jeeeez, another 4 years of that bumfuck for president. I do pity you.

25. Anna

    03 November, 2004, 4:05 am

    Yeeeeeaaah, we got our second political/fundamentalistic assasination. Theo (distant relative of Vincent) van Gogh got shot and stabbed by a Dutch/Morrocan guy who didn’t like his movie about the mistreatment of Islamic women.
    Finally we belong. 😈

26. Spud

    03 November, 2004, 5:47 am

    Oh dear, what a thing to belong to.

    I hear they/him/her pinned islamic texts to his chest with a couple of knives. 🙁

27. Bobby Peru

    03 November, 2004, 7:32 am

    Of course, we won’t hear a word about that happening. We’re too busy worrying about what went wrong with our exit polls. 🙄

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