A rabbi, a priest and a blue pixie walk into a bar …

1. Natalie

   23 September, 2004, 12:01 am

   You got me, babe. :kiss:

2. Davezilla

   23 September, 2004, 12:02 am

   That’s all I need!

3. mikeB

   23 September, 2004, 12:03 am

   What happened to the blue pixie? Don’t leave me hanging!

4. TheFaramir

   23 September, 2004, 12:16 am

   . . .and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

5. Mandy

   23 September, 2004, 12:55 am

   “which is funny cause the pixie should have seen the first two get hit.”

6. kismet

   23 September, 2004, 1:05 am

   D’oh! :dead:

7. Esther

   23 September, 2004, 1:12 am

   Got milk?

8. kismet

   23 September, 2004, 2:23 am

   Unfortunately for the blue pixie the priest was catholic…

9. Spud

   23 September, 2004, 3:24 am

   .. and performed an exorsicsm which turned the unfotunate blue pixies inside out which exposed them to the atmosphere and naturally enough killed the pixie stone dead.

10. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    23 September, 2004, 3:58 am

    A priest, a rabbi, and a reverend were walking near a river on a hot day. Since it was so hot, they all decided to take off their clothes and go skinny-dipping. :limp:

    As they were getting out of the river, suddenly, a group of women and children walked by. 😳

    “Quick!” said the reverend, “Cover your private parts!” :wang:

    The priest and the reverend both did so, while the rabbi covered his face. 💡

    After the women and children had passed, the priest asked the rabbi why he did that. 😕

    “I don’t know about your congregation,” said the rabbi :geek:, “but in mine, it’s my FACE they’d recognize!” 😛

    This substitute for Dave’s usual post has been brought by The Motor City Sick Kitty :kiss:

    :boobs::boobs:

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 4:19 am

    A rabbi, a priest and a blue pixie walked into a bar, but after a few rounds the pixie eventually cheered up and decided to listen in to his friends conversation.

    After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs”.
    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb and tasted pork.”
    The priest nodded in understanding and went back to his reading.
    After a while the rabbi asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?”
    The priest replied, “Yes that is still very much a part of our faith.” The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?” The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.” The rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, “A lot better than pork isn’t it?”

    “I prefer it when I’m a goblin” chirped the pixie.

    P.S

    How do you create a Jewish dilemma?

    FREE PORK!!!!!

    😀

12. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 4:33 am

    P.P.S

    What’s the difference between a Jewish woman and an Catholic woman?

    One has real orgasm’s and fake jewellery!

    🙂

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 4:36 am

    I consider it a Mitzvah to make you all laugh.

    🙄

14. Nikki

    23 September, 2004, 6:24 am

    Told you I did, wreckless is he. Now, matters are worse.

15. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    23 September, 2004, 6:39 am

    Oy gevalt, Rev. You want I should come over there across the pond and let you kiss my tuchus in person??

    :kiss:

16. Mandy

    23 September, 2004, 6:52 am

    “Why’d you cut off my hand?” 😮

17. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 6:54 am

    Oh Stacey…..You know I love it when you talk dirty.

    🙂

18. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 6:55 am

    That’s a “YES” by the way.

    😳

19. Mandy

    23 September, 2004, 7:34 am

    My my. So early for such dirty talk! I want to know when we get a buns shot of the ReV?

20. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 10:22 am

    Hey Stace,

    Bei Mir Bist Du Sheyn

    Please don’t hit me.

    😆

21. rust

    23 September, 2004, 10:26 am

    A Rabbi, a priest and a Blue Pixie walk into a bar and order some drinks.

    “OY! Barkeep! I’ll have a fine glass of your best whiskey and a pass me your copy of the Torah!”, sez the Rabbi.

    The bartender sets a glass of whiskey beside a well-worn book.

    “Top o’ the morning to ye, m’lad. I’ll have a small glass of your best whiskey and let me have a look at the Holy Scriptures!” sez the priest.

    The bartender sets a glass of whiskey in front of him and takes out a tattered King James Version of the Bible.

    “EEEppp, I’ll have a glass of whiskey and I would like to read JUST A GEEK“, sez the Blue Pixie.

    The bartender hauls off and punches the Blue Pixie in the face, causing him to fall to the floor.

    “DAMMIT, how many times have I told you, Wil Wheaton is the ANTI-CHRIST!”

    Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m not making any sense. But it was the only way I could get my jollies today.

22. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    23 September, 2004, 10:41 am

    Don’t worry Rust, but things could be a lot worse.

    Imagine actually BEING Wil Wheaton.

    :geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek:

23. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    23 September, 2004, 11:33 am

    Ech hob dir in drerd, you goyim schmuck! :wang:

24. Esther

    23 September, 2004, 1:49 pm

    Oooh, that didn’t sound good at all! :wtf:

25. mikeB

    23 September, 2004, 2:51 pm

    I take it, Stacy hates gentiles.

26. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    23 September, 2004, 3:22 pm

    No no no no no! Stacy doesn’t hate anybody! She’s all about feelin’ the love, man! Stacy is a little hippie, see? (That’s a picture of the little Kitty Hippie.)

    I just told Rev to go to hell, that’s all. And the Rev knows I love him, and he knows I’m just fucking with him, as he is with me.

    Sorry for any confusion.

    :kiss:

27. Anonymous

    23 September, 2004, 3:40 pm

    Wil Wheaton yesterday, and now today one of my clients informed me that her grandaughter just married David Faustino in Vegas. Jane will be attending the church wedding and reception in LA. Lucky me Jane is going to check and see if he has a nice brother for me.
    http://www.celebritystorm.com/mcelebs/pics/DavidFaustino/links.html

    Makes me wonder what is really happening to me in my alternate reality.

    Only in my world

    Frisko

28. Cherish

    23 September, 2004, 5:47 pm

    Hmm… That’s funny… I seem to have an extra. 😀

29. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    24 September, 2004, 6:45 am

    A shaynem dank dir im pupik ?

    🙄

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