Overheard: Solving World Hunger Edition

1. Esther

   21 April, 2006, 12:04 am

   So did they? Keep it down?

2. Master Solace

   21 April, 2006, 12:47 am

   I will say it, in honor of the comments from some of the more recent post(or most, but who’s keeping count)…

   LET THE BUSH BASHING BEGIN…

   And no, I am not talking about that bush—–> :thong:

   I am talking about letting comments about President Boy George ensue…

   I would begin, but I will let someone else do the honors… 😈

3. Master Solace

   21 April, 2006, 12:49 am

   Oh and Canadians are nice people…at least the ones I’ve met…

4. Master Solace

   21 April, 2006, 12:59 am

   Ben Franklin or Jakob Nielsen?

   I don’t know…but it looks like an ebay rip off to me…

   Maybe if I take a hand full of white string, glue it to the back of my daughter “Water Baby”, and tie a yellow and red bandana covering the top of it’s head, I can sell it on ebay as a “Hulk Hogan” baby doll…

   “Check it out, it’s the ‘Hulk Hogan Baby Doll”!!!!!!! This is what the Hulkster looked like when he was a baby…long before he became the biggest asshole in the business!!!!!!”

   Sorry, did I say that… 😈

5. Minnie

   21 April, 2006, 1:20 am

   [Comment ID #44900 will be quoted here]

   Yeah, did they keep it down?

   And Dave? You get a brownie from me for saying that to those two clowns. 😀

6. Ace

   21 April, 2006, 1:20 am

   That’s a nice looking half-blad baby doll. Does it come with the candle and candle holder?

   Props to Dave for the nice burn.

7. Ace

   21 April, 2006, 1:22 am

   I bet some Canadian guy who hoards oil forked up the $32 for the doll.

   Mmmm… brownie.

8. Driver

   21 April, 2006, 2:15 am

   Wow Canadians have Moosehead and oil … who knew ?
   Brownie’s are GOOOOOOOD !!!

9. Spud

   21 April, 2006, 2:32 am

   Was this on a bus, on a train, in a plane?
   with a hat, with a bat,
   it could be here or there,
   it could be anywhere….

   :boob:

   oh, and the doll reminds me of Chuckee

   :geek:

10. mitch

    21 April, 2006, 6:06 am

    Dave, as you know, stupidity is rampant in the world. Those two guys are prime examples. The only thing that Canada is hoarding is bad pop singers and even worse TV shows. But ignorance starts at the top, with our esteemed retarded president and leaks down like the slobber on the jaw of brain-dead crack head.
    Peace.

11. Davezilla

    21 April, 2006, 6:31 am

    BTW, Jakob Nielsen looks like this. Just thought you’d need reference. :geek:

12. Nikki

    21 April, 2006, 6:56 am

    “Mark” gets his information from FOX network.

13. Anna

    21 April, 2006, 7:08 am

    Gotta go for Ben Franklin … he can be stuffed in a small box and never be seen or heard from …. well, ofcourse so can Nielsen, but that would leave nasty stains on the carpet.
    Wish I could put Mark in one of those boxes too. Wouldn’t even mind the stains.

14. Bob

    21 April, 2006, 7:55 am

    WHAAAAAAAAAAT! Canada has OIL??? Call out the troops. If the libs think we only go to war for oil then canada’s fucked as the U.S. is the only real defence they have.

15. bhamm

    21 April, 2006, 8:16 am

    Wow. So many things come to mind…

    – Notice how Mark smoothly steered the conversation away from his own stupidity and focused on Bush’s?

    – “They are ready to gun the f*ck out of anyone who finds out about the oil reserves.” Yeah, those wacky Canadians, standing there with their hockey sticks and SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS.

    And finally, if we cna learn nothing else from these ramblings, it’s that
    – President Bush only hires illiterate, black, Detroit kids to be his bodyguards.

    All because of hidden oil in Canada.

16. jim moody

    21 April, 2006, 8:21 am

    Beauty EH/

17. Craig

    21 April, 2006, 8:33 am

    I wish i could afford to fill up my gas tank and go to canada.

    Have a good weekend everyone.

18. Merth

    21 April, 2006, 8:52 am

    A topic about bush and no nude photos are attached… :thong: ?

    Oil in Canada? I heard Canada has WMD… we need to invade… err… liberate the citizens NOW!

19. Meagan

    21 April, 2006, 8:55 am

    Those guys don’t know what they’re talking about! We’re not hoarding oil up here!
    Mitch is right, we do have bad pop singers, cough, Celine Dion. But we do have great beer and funny comedians.

20. Lung the Younger

    21 April, 2006, 9:05 am

    You also should have told Mark how silly that tinfoil hat makes him look too.

    Jesus, that doll looks like the lovechild of Karl Rove and Kelly Osbourne.

21. Bjorn Freeh

    21 April, 2006, 11:31 am

    Venturing into Warren, again, Dave? You just never learn…

22. MrDoug

    21 April, 2006, 12:53 pm

    Oh Can uh duh…

    Good Beer in Canada? Megan….Uh mass produced piss is not beer sorry bout that.

    Hmm Oil in Canada? Yea that makes sense I saw Ice Age 2 they had all the dinos up there so there HAS to be oil.

    Now if it was all about Oil we would be waging war on Texas. Everyone knows that’s where the Oil is silly libs

    Funny how everyone bashes on Bush as stupid. Raise your hand if YOU have an ivy leauge degree. :troll:

23. Marcus

    21 April, 2006, 12:54 pm

    Oh the horror!!!! The pure unadulterated boneheadedness of it all. Poor poor Dave I think you may be living in South Park. I remember when the good people of South Park wanted to attack Canada. In addition, Dogbert put Canada in his encyclopedia. The entry said, “Canada Has Trees.” Yes they do.

    Help help!!!!!!!!!! The baby doll is trying to kill me. All it needs is a bloody knife. :wtf:

24. Marcus

    21 April, 2006, 1:17 pm

    [Comment ID #45002 will be quoted here]

    Raise your hand if your Daddy paid for your degree and you really only have a piece of paper. It is a common mistake to think most of the elite got their degree by working for it. Many of the elite in the Ivy League never fail their classes because they usually have someone do everything for them. So, he has a degree from Yale and a MBA from Harvard. The MBA was a very new program offered by Harvard at that time. It wasn’t easy for him from what I understand, but we don’t see him using what he learned at HBS, or do we?.
    In addition, many of my friends who are political scientists agree that people with MBAs don’t really make good Presidents because they make decisions based on business philosophies. So, Is he stupid? The world will never know.

25. Darrell

    21 April, 2006, 2:57 pm

    Ben Franklin . . . Jakob Nielsen . . . or Andy from Little Britain?

26. Bjorn Freeh

    21 April, 2006, 4:41 pm

    If this is the “Solving World Hunger Edition,” must I surmise that all the oil Canada is hoarding is of the vegetable kind? Canola, perhaps?

    Are those Mexican bastards hoarding all the vinegar?!?

27. Ace

    21 April, 2006, 5:16 pm

    [Comment ID #45045 will be quoted here]

    No, the hot sause.

28. Ace

    21 April, 2006, 5:19 pm

    Yes, that should be “sauce.” Sorry folks.

29. Jim S

    21 April, 2006, 6:26 pm

    It’s frightening HOW uneducated some people still are in this day and age. 🙁

30. lucygoosy2004

    21 April, 2006, 6:30 pm

    BLAME CANADA!! God, I loved that South Park movie. I heard that Canada imports more oil to the u.s. than all other oil-producing countries combined. and I also heard that they HATE americans.Is that so??Any Canadians out there????? 😕

31. Tina Marie

    21 April, 2006, 8:16 pm

    Those oil-hoarding Canadians are why I live down here in Phoenix, AZ, down by all those lovely Mexicans who are currently marching in our streets, asking that we let them come into our country unabated whenever they want.

    I’m not sure I’m getting the better end of the deal here. I’m all for my brown brothers, but damn, there isn’t another country in the world that will let me do that…I have to have a passport and a visa. Not even those oil-hoarding Canadians will let me in without making me produce a birth certificate.

    I’m feeling really disgrunted over the whole deal. In fact, this has been going on for a long time. I can’t remember the last time I was fat, happy, and fully gruntled.

    I need a hug. Anyone? ❗

32. prtyprincess

    21 April, 2006, 8:49 pm

    I think I agree with that Mark guy

33. prtyprincess

    21 April, 2006, 8:54 pm

    WHOA! That doll is frickin crazy, I think you just gave me a new nightmare Dave. One that will kill me dead of a heartattack at 22 years old, thanks, Thanks alot… :dead:

34. Flash Gordon

    21 April, 2006, 8:58 pm

    Down here in north Georgia we got more Mexicans that Mexico City.
    Help us send them back. 😕

35. Drusky

    21 April, 2006, 9:08 pm

    Bob and Doug McKenzie as the new ‘oil barons’ of the North?!? It just makes sense somehow…

    That doll COULD be modeled after Jason Alexander from Seinfeld 😈

36. jeff's wife

    21 April, 2006, 10:00 pm

    [Comment ID #45045 will be quoted here]
    Good one, Brother Pepper Spray of Love and Mercy.

    Regards,
    Sister Spiky Mace of Desirable Mindfulness &
    Brother Hand Grenade of Love and Mercy.

37. leslie

    21 April, 2006, 10:04 pm

    speaking as a Canadian, I’m fairly certain that the MIddle East has more oil than we do, and we prefer to shoot wildlife (not people – or hadn’t you heard about our peacekeepers?)

38. leslie

    21 April, 2006, 10:11 pm

    [Comment ID #45064 will be quoted here]

    Yup. Hi!
    We don’t hate americans – just wish you knew more about us – for example, did you know that our gasoline at the pumps has gone up by approx. CA$0.60 per litre in the last couple of years?
    Touque – woolen hat.
    Kayak – long one-person boat
    Mukluk – Furry leather winter boots
    Moccasin – Furry leather shoes (furry optional)
    We live in houses, not igloos.
    A chesterfield is a sofa.
    We don’t say “eh” as much as you think, eh? *lol*

    Until next time,
    Me.

39. leslie

    21 April, 2006, 10:35 pm

    [Comment ID #45066 will be quoted here]
    holy cow! bitch, bitch, bitch – americans blamed us for problems with terrorists getting into the country (which, by the way, was a horrific thing to have happened…), and then complain when we don’t just let anyone into the country without checking out things first…
    🙄

40. Mandy

    22 April, 2006, 8:53 am

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    It’s obvious you don’t, MrDoug. It’s “league”, not “leauge”. 😛

41. Dennis Bookhart

    22 April, 2006, 11:33 am

    Great pciture, Mr. Doug!!

42. Davezilla

    22 April, 2006, 11:55 am

    [Comment ID #45123 will be quoted here]
    Exactly. Canada ranks #20 out of the top 30 oil producing nations. I wouldn’t exactly call that “hoarding”.

    As a Michigan resident dating a Canadian, I can honestly admit we say “eh” far more often than Canadians.

43. Patrick

    22 April, 2006, 12:06 pm

    The only thing worse than being loud and stupid is being loud, stupid and in a postition of power.
    The only thing worse than being loud, stupid, and in a position of power is being a Republican.
    Put them all together and you get: Senator Jim Inhofe from OK who thinks global warning is a farce! What a dope! On behalf of all Okies, I apologize for the idiotic rantings of Sen. Inhofe, now and in the future, but rest assured I didn’t vote for that dimwit.

44. Flash Gordon

    22 April, 2006, 4:12 pm

    I love Canadians, but we are still overrun with Mexicans. I don’t really
    have anything against them—in Mexico. 😕

45. DaPopster

    22 April, 2006, 7:16 pm

    Better beer in Canada than in the US, that’s for sure ……hmmmmm, beer, oil and that sexy French – Canadian accent ……. think I’m gonna ask for asylum from the Asylum. :wang: 😛 :wang:

46. lucygoosy2004

    22 April, 2006, 8:02 pm

    [Comment ID #45124 will be quoted here]I stand corrected!!! I guess Im guilty of sweeping generalizations and misinformation!!! I do apologize leslie!! As a matter of fact, my first name is leslie!! lets be friends kay?

47. Meagan

    22 April, 2006, 11:47 pm

    We do not pronounce the word “about” like “aboot.”
    Ottawa is the capital, not Toronto.
    We have one dollar and two dollar coins that we call loonies and twonies.

48. leslie

    23 April, 2006, 4:35 pm

    toonies… lol

49. leslie

    23 April, 2006, 4:37 pm

    [Comment ID #45263 will be quoted here]
    no insult intended, lucygoosy.

    p.s.- thanks for backing me up, Dave!

    ’till next time… 8)

50. Flash Gordon

    23 April, 2006, 6:10 pm

    Are you people Mexicans? 😕

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