That shit don’t count an’ you know it.

1. Simon7

   13 April, 2006, 10:48 pm

   his wife’s a lucky lucky girl… I bet she’s the envy of all her friends.

2. JFLY

   13 April, 2006, 11:06 pm

   With that reasoning he’d be a child molester too, wouldn’t he? What a bonehead….

3. Master Solace

   13 April, 2006, 11:24 pm

   I don’t know what to say about this…give me a little…

   But the link for the day…nice video…a lot better than “Night of Fire”…

4. TheFaramir

   13 April, 2006, 11:33 pm

   So…how do you end up in such conversations with such people, anyhow?

5. Ace

   13 April, 2006, 11:36 pm

   And hey drive away in a car, off to a remote place so he can love her tender.

   It’s like the finnish Donnie and Marie with the Mickey Mouse club doing a tribute to Grease.

6. Master Solace

   13 April, 2006, 11:39 pm

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   Dave’s lucky like that…

7. b-dizzy

   13 April, 2006, 11:40 pm

   Wow… that really is the best music video ever! For some reason I have a thought in my head though. Why can I picture Benny Hill and Jackie Wright doing a dance and comedy routine to it?

8. Kwade

   13 April, 2006, 11:47 pm

   Dougie sounds like a load of fun…..er just a load of…..(insert your own phrase here) 🙄

9. JFLY

   14 April, 2006, 12:27 am

   Better warn him that kissing his mom qualifies as incest!

10. benendetto

    14 April, 2006, 1:53 am

    im still in a state of shock from night of fire

11. benendetto

    14 April, 2006, 2:02 am

    i have a 4 questions
    1. What about tomarrow?
    2. How can i be sure your not pretender?
    3. Your lips are taste of wine? (is she an alchoholic?)
    4. WHAT THE FUCK???

12. Marcus

    14 April, 2006, 2:13 am

    And we wonder why we don’t seem to be moving ahead. I think that we should encourage natural selection. I also recommend removing the thumbs and sterilization. Eugenics is the way to go. 😆 :wtf: 😆 :wtf:

    The video, ABBA with bad lyrics and music. Let’s all vomit together. Someone should ban that video and Night of Fire from the public. My ears hurt and they are bleeding.

13. Becky

    14 April, 2006, 4:51 am

    no comment :puke:

14. Driver

    14 April, 2006, 5:37 am

    I wish I could dance with the red pants squad , they gave me boogie fever 😛 :wtf:

15. prtyprincess

    14 April, 2006, 6:15 am

    I think I agree with JFLY,Deep girl, deep. 😆

16. Nikki

    14 April, 2006, 6:31 am

    The mental image I have of this man is charming.

    Also, who knew the Finnish had such snappy dance moves? Did they choreograph this on the fly?

17. bhamm

    14 April, 2006, 6:56 am

    Wow. I just have to say, I’m impressed this guy is even married. Gotta be honest with you, I really can’t see an appropriate come-on line coming out of this guy unless it included the word “alcohol”, “rich”, or “10 inches”.

    BHamm’s new words of wisdom to live by: “That shit make you faggot.”

18. Craig

    14 April, 2006, 7:14 am

    Hello everyone, this is god. Do not pay any attention to dougie, those moves will not make you “faggot”. See you in a couple of days!”

19. mitch

    14 April, 2006, 8:19 am

    Dave, there are days when I worry about your soul. Today’s not one of them. Your exquisite use of pre-Wittenstein logic to disorient and confuse your friend Dougie, was masterful. You, my friend, are so full of shit…but in a good way.

20. Merth

    14 April, 2006, 9:06 am

    :dead:

    I swear I live in a protective bubble. I cannot believe there are people like this alive in the world today.

21. Davezilla

    14 April, 2006, 9:07 am

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    Mitch, if you’re going to attempt to intellectually berate me, at least get the philosopher’s name correct. It’s Wittgenstein. 😛

22. bella

    14 April, 2006, 9:26 am

    this doesn’t count for three reasons:
    1. she doesn’t have to be a lesbian, she can be bi
    2.its just being horny, some girls get turned on enough to do watever u want them to do
    3. what guy would really care if she’s lesbian or not, he’s married to some kinky bitch

    DUH!!!! 🙄

23. lucygoosy2004

    14 April, 2006, 9:32 am

    Was that an actual conversation??? I guess this guy hasnt seen “Brokeback Mountain”. It takes more than kissing a woman to make a man gay!!Like a tryst in a tent while herding sheep!!! :wang:

24. Mandy

    14 April, 2006, 9:43 am

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    You’re missing the point entirely, Bella. 🙄 Is school out or something?

25. Nikki

    14 April, 2006, 9:56 am

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    Spring break.

26. Sue Donim

    14 April, 2006, 10:22 am

    Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy! Rex Manning lives!

27. Jeffro

    14 April, 2006, 10:33 am

    I wonder if Dougie kisses his wife? Wouldn’t that make him a “faggot”? Unless his wife doesn’t go down on him. I have never encouraged a woman NOT to do that but in this situation…
    I wonder how dougie feels about snowballin’ ?

28. family jules

    14 April, 2006, 12:12 pm

    A good friend of mine reminds me at times like this….

    “Never try to teach a pig to sing, it’s a waste of your time and it only irritates the pig.”

    He also tells me, “Never play with the crazy people.” I try, but their logic (or lack thereof) is so damn amusing sometimes!

29. benendetto

    14 April, 2006, 12:18 pm

    bi people piss me off. I mean come on make up your mind are you straight or homosexual. :troll:

30. MrDoug

    14 April, 2006, 12:36 pm

    I am glad that Dave’s pal is trying to take care of him warning him the dangers of Dave being made into a faggot. Is this a painful process? What does it entail? Banjo music? Men named bubba? I think you need to find out more from Douggie, worst case we can have enough info to start a new cult in the south.

    Today is: National Pecan Day …
    How is it pronounced? Pee Can? Puh Con?

    Anyone help me with this?

31. joeho

    14 April, 2006, 12:56 pm

    if that makes me a fagot then i’m a raving faggot 😮

32. kate

    14 April, 2006, 1:24 pm

    how do i get apicture on te side of my name oh and nice dave why must YOU know all the crazie ppl just once i would love to meet the ppl you talk to eh?.

33. April

    14 April, 2006, 1:25 pm

    His logic makes no sense. Gay men don’t like eating pussy; therefore isn’t he the “faggot”?

34. Darrell

    14 April, 2006, 1:32 pm

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    …and we all know where his mom’s mouth has been…

35. Master Solace

    14 April, 2006, 1:32 pm

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    I have no problem with it…bi girls bring friends, they don’t care if YOU bring friends…but you have to share… :wang: 😈

36. April

    14 April, 2006, 1:36 pm

    LMAO. Okay just saw the video. I’m with Sue. Rex Manning lives!

37. Master Solace

    14 April, 2006, 1:39 pm

    And this goes with the unintentional conversation from yesterday…Pee-Wee Herman had two movies…but the first one, “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure”, is important in a different way…it was the directorial debut of Tim Burton…the same Tim Burton responsible for “Edward Scissorhands”, “Batman”, etc…we all know the movies from Tim Burton…thought I’d pass that piece of info along…
    :geek:

38. dougieace

    14 April, 2006, 2:25 pm

    by that logic looks like i cant eat dirt anymore.

39. Master Solace

    14 April, 2006, 2:31 pm

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    :wtf:

40. Peaches

    14 April, 2006, 2:44 pm

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    Its a matter of preference……..just like Carribean………but I say “Puhcon”

41. Jeffro

    14 April, 2006, 2:46 pm

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    One too few times I’d say. Dougie is one load his momma should have swallowed.

42. Peaches

    14 April, 2006, 2:48 pm

    He gives the word homophobic a new meaning entirely.
    Where did you find this guy, Dave?

43. Bjorn Freeh

    14 April, 2006, 2:51 pm

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    Hmmm… and I say, “Car i BEE an”. How can we be so far apart?

44. carolyn

    14 April, 2006, 3:06 pm

    dude sounds like a jerk. and an idiot

45. paddlepoplion

    14 April, 2006, 4:10 pm

    New get out of jail free card!

    “Your honor, That shit don’t count an’ you know it.”

46. starhealer

    14 April, 2006, 4:42 pm

    [Comment ID #43052 will be quoted here] hey don’t pick on us we just arn’t picky enufe to chose!

    😈

47. Kate

    14 April, 2006, 5:04 pm

    dave you are a babe thnx for the help you rock and you are so meen to dougie i must learn your ways. 🙂 😀 🙄

48. MrStitch

    14 April, 2006, 5:46 pm

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I would almost be willing to bet MTV would get better ratings if they actually played these videos again.

    ehehah… I’d probably watch. 😀

49. MrStitch

    14 April, 2006, 5:47 pm

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I would almost be willing to bet MTV would get better ratings if they actually played these videos again.

    ehehah… I’d probably watch.

50. MrStitch

    14 April, 2006, 5:49 pm

    Sorry…. WordPress didn’t like something and i re-posted. Something about ‘Couldn’t post header, blah blah blah’

51. Spud

    14 April, 2006, 6:07 pm

    Mother always said “… try not to have conversations withe idiots dear, people observing may not know who is the idiot”

    Mother was usually right.

    :geek:

52. Marcus

    14 April, 2006, 6:54 pm

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    You behave young man or I am going to send you to your room with no supper, tequila, or Mary Jane. Stop talking about PeeWee you naughty naughty little boy. No more wire hangers for you. 👿 😈 I knew you were a lesbian… you broke you mama’s heart. Oh, sorry, just gas. 😆 :wtf:

53. Meagan

    14 April, 2006, 6:54 pm

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    “Say no more, mon amour. Say no more, mon amour. Say no more, MON AMOUR!”

    😛 😛

54. CroneWynd

    14 April, 2006, 7:07 pm

    “Snatch” “Faggot” Incredibly bad grammar skills???
    This guy came from a very, very, very shallow gene pool, which needs a large splash of chlorine.

55. gator

    14 April, 2006, 7:08 pm

    I think dougie should try to keep his hands away from his mouth because with that kind of reasoning I’m sure he spends alot of time with his :wang: in his hands.

56. djemm

    15 April, 2006, 12:33 am

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    Preach !!!

    :wang: :wang:

57. |nsan|ty

    15 April, 2006, 6:07 am

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    His mom should have swallowed that night…..

    😕

58. |nsan|ty

    15 April, 2006, 6:07 am

    I think Dave made Dougie watch the video before they had this conversation.

59. Davezilla

    15 April, 2006, 9:39 am

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    I’m not afraid to go to any place I see weird, old coots hanging out. The more run down the place is, the better the freak watching—with one exception. For some reason, the freaks all be lovin’ Starbucks. Don’t ask me what that’s all about. Haven’t a clue.

60. Mandy

    15 April, 2006, 9:41 am

    Just don’t turn into one of those old coots, Dave 😛

61. brianne

    15 April, 2006, 5:51 pm

    i feel really sorry for his wife…….. and i wonder if he is the true faggot,hmmmm faggots dont like going down .. he doesnt like going down……… coincidence???? 😀 :wtf:

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