Angelina Jolie Facts

1. Lung the Younger

   16 January, 2006, 3:19 am

   18. ….then she adopted all the leftover orphans.

   21. Angelina Jolie’s erogenous zones can be seen from the moon.

   22. Angelina Jolie once married a really old guy which gives some hope even to dweebs like me.

   23. Angelina Jolie sweats pure pheromone.

   24. Angelina Jolie calls the Karma Sutra, ‘The Harry Potter Book of Sex’.

   25. Angelina Jolie is banned from the Vatican

2. Spud

   16 January, 2006, 5:22 am

   How can I follow all that?

   Firstly I’ve got to finish playing dress ups with a paper doll…

   26. Angelina Jolie could have me if she said yes.

   :thong:

3. mitch

   16 January, 2006, 6:36 am

   26. The three faces of Eve all look like Angelina…aaaahhhh!!!!!
   27. Two words in honor of Angelina…..Mount Rushmore.
   28. She puts the fun back into funny movies…
   29. If there is a God, he/she looks like Angelina.
   30. Knock, knock…who’s there….ANGELINA’S LIPS!!!!!

4. Anna

   16 January, 2006, 7:49 am

   Who’s that? …….. I’ve been playing D&D :geek:

5. Lace Valentine

   16 January, 2006, 7:59 am

   Mitch: “Knock, knock…who’s there….ANGELINA’S LIPS!!!!!”

   Ha ha! That cracked me up.

   Anna, real nerds play AD&D.

   😛

6. Aevyta

   16 January, 2006, 8:09 am

   I’m just going to throw something out there- Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman alive. You can hate her for her lips, or you can hate her because she stole Brad Pitt, but the truth is that we would all kill ourselves to be Angelina. (Sorry, she’s sort of a hero in this house… the one woman I don’t mind have pictures plastered all over my husband’s computer)

7. Night Queen

   16 January, 2006, 8:47 am

   Sorry, I beg to differ. Angelina is pretty,I’ll give her that. But look up Gina Torres( Lawrence Fishburne’s wife) and I think you could agree that they could definitely pass for sisters—they just came out in different flavors! :kiss: — Night Queen

8. Patrick

   16 January, 2006, 8:48 am

   31. Angelina sweats Jalapeno!
   32. When she was young Angelina’s mom had her baby sat by sticking her lips to the wall.
   33. Angelina could suck start a Harley. And yes I am changing my name to Harley! :wang:

9. frisko

   16 January, 2006, 9:23 am

   Hey, guess what…..before you canonize Ms. Voit, let it be known that she DOES burp, fart, and poops. Now you can go back to sally and her sisters.

10. Davezilla

    16 January, 2006, 10:01 am

    No, no she doesn’t, Frisko. Stop lying about her. 😈

11. Lace Valentine

    16 January, 2006, 10:38 am

    Frisko you just gotta know that Angelina lights her farts. For instance, the recent volcanic activity in Alaska. Yeah, Angelina breaking wind is major Vulcanism. 😈

12. Nikki

    16 January, 2006, 10:39 am

    :wtf:

13. Arachnae

    16 January, 2006, 10:46 am

    Haters… If you have never played D&D don’t knock it. I realise this is about Ms Jolie but you’re still harping on the past subject. I have a life, I have great sex, I have a husband, etc. PLUS I play D&D. So chill. Will ya? :wtf:

14. Lung the Younger

    16 January, 2006, 11:13 am

    Aye, frisko she doth all of these things
    but let it be knownst that when she burpeth
    ‘Tis as the sultry growl of the sveltest black panther,
    and when a breeze of flatulence doth pass the pale orbs her pert nether cheeks it soundeth soft as a meadow of timid poppies applauding
    with their tender petals e’er the clamor should offend the Gods,
    and when she deems to poop
    it falleth from the gentle heavens like a turtledove
    whose heart hath been rent atwixt from love’s great sorrows…….

    ….. Oh and I’m sure Ms. Voigt knows how to spell her old man’s surname correctly too.

15. Davezilla

    16 January, 2006, 11:28 am

    [Comment ID #18813 Will Be Quoted Here]

    I have. When I was 12. That’s why I can knock it. 😈

16. Davezilla

    16 January, 2006, 11:48 am

    [Comment ID #18807 Will Be Quoted Here]

    I will agree that Gina Torres is way hot, but Angelina is beyond hot. She is a force of nature. :wang:

17. Nina

    16 January, 2006, 12:13 pm

    Can’t remember where I read it but I once read a poll that stated over 50% of woman admitted they wanted to sleep with Angelina. 😀

18. Bjorn Freeh

    16 January, 2006, 12:17 pm

    What’s the diff between playing D&D and getting all mooshie-mooshie at pictures of Angelina Jolie? You’re more likely to score hit points in D&D!

    Unless you’re Chuck Norris, that is.

19. underdog

    16 January, 2006, 12:33 pm

    laughing my ass off @ lung the younger

20. underdog

    16 January, 2006, 12:34 pm

    read it again that shit is funny

21. Lace Valentine

    16 January, 2006, 1:00 pm

    Let it be known:

    I’d rather sleep with Emily Dickinson than Angelina Jolie.
    Emily Dickinson in bed would be way hotter than Angelina Jolie.

    Let it be known. :thong:

22. Lace Valentine

    16 January, 2006, 1:02 pm

    Than Emily and I would, after sex,
    play D&D and she’d roll the 20 sided dice
    down her boobs.

23. Davezilla

    16 January, 2006, 1:21 pm

    [Comment ID #18824 Will Be Quoted Here]

    You do that, Lace. Dickinson’s accomplishments pale in comparison to Jolie’s. (By that I mean her lips, legs, face, figure, etc.)

24. Lace Valentine

    16 January, 2006, 1:26 pm

    Yeah, Dave, Emily is pale all over.

25. Wendy

    16 January, 2006, 1:59 pm

    Hey…I once read in an interview that Angelina said that she would like to taste every person on Earth…hope is not lost, people!

26. mitch

    16 January, 2006, 2:01 pm

    Arachnae….you’re a grown woman, a hottie I’m sure, but come on…D & D???

27. Lace Valentine

    16 January, 2006, 2:17 pm

    [Comment ID #18829 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Maybe she’s talking cup size…

    😈

28. Nikki

    16 January, 2006, 2:22 pm

    😀 @ Wendy

29. franklito

    16 January, 2006, 4:03 pm

    I heard Angelina wants to have sex with every co-star she has, male or female, damn why didnt i take actin lessons damn 😡

30. franklito

    16 January, 2006, 4:06 pm

    Angelina is the only one who can do justice to a video game, she made me want to raid her tomb.

31. franklito

    16 January, 2006, 4:13 pm

    ANGELina sounds like a spanish angel that came down to forgive all our erotic sins, she is smart humble and drop dead gorgeous she is an angel, oh did you see her in mr and mrs. smith, oh my, the scene where she snaps dudes neck, she had on the sexiest dominatrixs outfit i ever seen, damn she looks good, yo she can walk thru any hood in any part of this world and have thugs just fightin over who gonna talk to her aint nobody gonna disrespect that beauty every body b fightin to be her savior.

32. franklito

    16 January, 2006, 4:41 pm

    cmon that paperdoll is totally wrong wheres the :boob: :boob:and why cant you change her bra and :thong:, they need to upgrade that model thats like a doll that brad pit dumped to get with angelina. damn dont discrace her , but its funny, but still damn!

33. MandyLocke

    16 January, 2006, 4:54 pm

    What grade are you in, Frank? 🙄

34. frisko

    16 January, 2006, 5:07 pm

    So Angelina makes all the lists.

    huff

35. David A Rost

    16 January, 2006, 6:12 pm

    34. Mona Lisa wishes she had Angelina’s eyes. 🙄 🙄

36. hellyeah

    16 January, 2006, 6:14 pm

    

37. hellyes

    16 January, 2006, 6:15 pm

    :wtf:

38. hellyes

    16 January, 2006, 6:17 pm

    Mona Lisa wises she had Angelina’s eyes.
    🙄

39. starhealer

    16 January, 2006, 6:18 pm

    i tolk my hubby that is the only woman that i would alow him to sleep with as long as he shares with me 😈

40. hellyes

    16 January, 2006, 6:18 pm

    Wishes 😛

41. Tara

    16 January, 2006, 8:02 pm

    I have long maintained that Ms. Jolie is the only woman alive (cause I’m into the dead thing???) that could turn me lesbian.

    I wouldn’t even fight it. AT ALL.

42. Spud

    16 January, 2006, 10:05 pm

    Lungt, you out did yourself with those comments, bloody hilarious.

43. Dark_n_evil

    16 January, 2006, 10:54 pm

    as you all keep ranting about being with angolina i figured id let ya know she is my wife to be…..grrrr just waiting for her to call me back. :dead:
    And as far as D&D its everyones opinion….so what im 24 and still playing….lol but at least i still get laid! (sorry daniel) LMAO! 😈

44. Daniel

    16 January, 2006, 10:59 pm

    As for Angelina, she hot, but a bitch. Not so fair of a trade, if ya ask me. 😈 As for getting laid, Mr. Dark_n_evil, at least I’ve gotten some recently, more than I can say for you. :wtf:

45. Dark_n_evil

    16 January, 2006, 11:03 pm

    how would you know.. you been watching me?

46. Daniel

    16 January, 2006, 11:08 pm

    no but ya won’t shut up about your blue balls

47. Dark_n_evil

    16 January, 2006, 11:10 pm

    only cause you wont stop teasing me!!!

48. Daniel

    16 January, 2006, 11:11 pm

    simply put FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!’
    sorry to everyone else’s eyes, we’re not trying to go back and forth, but it’s just one of those things.

49. Dark_n_evil

    16 January, 2006, 11:13 pm

    LMAO!!! sorry everyone were brothers

50. Daniel

    16 January, 2006, 11:14 pm

    that’s cool, man

51. Davezilla

    16 January, 2006, 11:36 pm

    Lover’s quarrel?

52. Satine

    17 January, 2006, 12:28 am

    Angelina is probably the only woman that I would ever even think about having sex with. She is so HOT! 😛

53. harry faque

    17 January, 2006, 1:45 am

    [Comment ID #18814 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Aye, too funny Master Lung! (LMAO)

    I guess aAngelina gave Shake his Speare?

54. Daniel

    17 January, 2006, 2:09 am

    I don’t think so Dave, he’s a close friend, who, if he doesn’t stop, might find his way into an ass kicking.

55. Daniel

    17 January, 2006, 2:10 am

    and futhermore, Dave, that’s just sick!!!! 🙄

56. Daniel

    17 January, 2006, 2:12 am

    35. Angelina is so much a goddess that her home is an ivory tower. :wang:

57. truth teller

    17 January, 2006, 6:29 am

    Angelia is a beautiful woman but then again Demi more has her beat.

58. Esther

    17 January, 2006, 11:35 am

    I’ve got no problems whatsoever becoming Angelina’s love slave. :kiss:

59. Bobby

    17 January, 2006, 11:38 am

    While I agree that Angelina is the goddess of every man’s sweet dreams, and that the whole male world is focused on her…

    meanwhile, I’m trying to figure out how to get back in with Jennifer :wang:

60. Rachel

    17 January, 2006, 12:48 pm

    I would lick every inch of angelina and never wash my tongue!

61. franklito

    17 January, 2006, 4:51 pm

    im with rachel, i would too 😛

62. franklito

    17 January, 2006, 4:52 pm

    who is demi more? 🙄

63. Nasty Boy

    17 January, 2006, 7:43 pm

    Angelina, yea baby, shes like :boob: :boob:, just the sight of her makes me go from :limp: :wang: :wang: :wang:, I wouldn’t mind gettin in her :thong: hell Yeah 😛 i’d lick her crazy, sex (oral too) here i come

64. DaPopster

    18 January, 2006, 10:10 am

    Hey, they even named mountains after her, Grand Tetons ………. Translate THAT one with your Funk And Wagnals……… 😛

65. MandyLocke

    20 January, 2006, 8:28 am

    Lung, you are a genius :kiss:

66. angelina lover!!

    25 January, 2006, 2:07 pm

    I think angelina is the hottest girl alive… i’d do her in a flash.. and im a woman!!

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