Complete this sentence #26, Poetry Edition

1. Sir Osiss

   31 October, 2005, 3:07 am

   I’ve never seen a purple toupee.
   and hope I never see one.
   But with the dolts we’ve got today
   there certainly must be one!

2. Sir Osiss

   31 October, 2005, 3:11 am

   I’ve never seen a purple tit, per-se.
   and hope I never see one.
   But with the skanks we’ve got today
   there certainly must be one!

   – or –

   I’ve never seen a purple chick lay.
   and hope I never see one.
   But with the porn we’ve got today
   there certainly must be one!

   OK, I’m done.

3. Anna

   31 October, 2005, 4:01 am

   Aha, but the original goes:

   I never saw a purple cow,
   I never hope to see one.
   But I can tell you anyhow,
   I’d rather see than be one.

   (or did everybody know that already?)

4. Minnie

   31 October, 2005, 6:43 am

   Anna, I didn’t know that!

5. Minnie

   31 October, 2005, 6:50 am

   Rhyme schmyme:

   I’ve never seen a purple nipple.
   and hope I never see one.
   But with the freaks we’ve got today
   there certainly must be one!

6. Minnie

   31 October, 2005, 6:53 am

   I’ve never seen a purple dick.
   and hope I never see one.
   But with the camel-toes we’ve got today
   there certainly must be one!
   
   😕

7. frisko

   31 October, 2005, 7:10 am

   I’ve never seen a purple ganerple*.
   and hope I never see one.
   But with the rotten chicken wings we’ve got today
   there certainly must be one!

   *Ganerple is what my family calls the yuckie connective tissue in chicken wings

8. frisko

   31 October, 2005, 7:11 am

   fix the post clock Zilla

9. mckuyver

   31 October, 2005, 7:36 am

   I’ve never seen a purple president,
   and I hope I never see one,
   but with the idiot we’ve got today,
   the change would be a good one!

10. Mandy

    31 October, 2005, 6:55 am

    I’ve seen a few purple :wang:s, Minnie. Depends how hard you grab them 😛

11. Davezilla

    31 October, 2005, 7:52 am

    The original in the US is a tad different, Anna (as to be expected).

    I’ve never seen a purple cow,
    and hope I never see one.
    But with the milk we get today,
    there certainly must be one. :wtf:

12. Anna

    31 October, 2005, 8:54 am

    Sorry, Dave, but it isn’t. It’s from this little book of funny rhymes (mid ’70’s)

    I eat my peas with honey,
    I’ve done it all my life.
    They do taste kind of funny,
    but it keeps them on the knife.

    As I was standing in the street,
    as quiet as can be.
    A great, big man came up to me
    and tied his horse to me.

    etc. etc. etc.

13. Anna

    31 October, 2005, 8:56 am

    Well, that sure tells the community that I’m over the hill :limp::limp:

14. BillP

    31 October, 2005, 8:56 am

    Someday, the Dutch will have a sense of humor. That day is not yet here.

15. BillP

    31 October, 2005, 8:59 am

    Uh, Davezilla is “over the hill” too, IIRC. 😐

16. Paige

    31 October, 2005, 9:33 am

    Ive never seen a purple dinosaur and I hope I never see one. But with all the merchandising we have today im sure there must be one:-?

17. rust

    31 October, 2005, 9:50 am

    I’ve never seen a purple Bush.
    and hope I never see one.
    But with the lying scumbags we’ve got today
    there certainly must be one!

    sorry. basically got nothin’

18. Sir Osiss

    31 October, 2005, 10:34 am

    We see that, Rust 🙄

    I’ve NEVER seen a Honest Prez
    the biggest liar WAS Bubba
    But now my pappy proudly sez
    Only 2 more years of Dubya.

    Sorry Rust… I got nothing either.

19. Kenn

    31 October, 2005, 11:40 am

    And here is the sequel to the original, also written by Gellett Burgess, the author of The Purple Cow:

    Ah, yes, I wrote “The Purple Cow.”
    I’m sorry now I wrote it.
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I’ll kill you if you quote it.

20. rust

    31 October, 2005, 1:25 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple dick.
    and hope I never see one.
    But with the tight pussy we’ve got today
    there certainly must be one!

    There, it has been said and done. And I am ashamed it was me that said it.

21. Sir Osiss

    31 October, 2005, 2:04 pm

    ow. 🙁 :limp:

22. Christall

    31 October, 2005, 2:10 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple RAIN.
    and hope i never see one!
    but, with all the DISASTERS today
    there certainly must be one.

    OMG–Prince and Purple Rain, now that’s
    a halloween treat!!! enjoy everyone!

23. Gray field recordings

    31 October, 2005, 2:30 pm

    i miss madlibs

24. baby betty

    31 October, 2005, 3:54 pm

    ive never seen a purple camel toad
    i hope to never see one
    with all the S.T.D.’s we have today
    there certainly must be one

25. Indyup?

    31 October, 2005, 4:19 pm

    Ive never seen a purple Az’ole I hope to never see one But w/all these :limp: I’m sure that I won’t be one!

26. larfus

    31 October, 2005, 5:02 pm

    bravo baby betty

27. Tami Jo

    31 October, 2005, 5:13 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple people-eater
    and hope I never see one.
    But with the people we’ve got today
    I’m all for it.

28. Lace Valentine

    31 October, 2005, 5:33 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple birth control pill
    and hope I never see one.
    But with the sluts we’ve got today
    there certainly must be one!

    :undies:

29. Baby betty

    31 October, 2005, 8:50 pm

    why thank you mr. larfus

30. Stephanie

    31 October, 2005, 9:18 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple gallon of milk,
    and I hope I never see one.
    But with cow-teat-sucking machines we’ve got these days,
    there certainly must be one.

31. Stephanie

    31 October, 2005, 9:54 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple Power Ranger,
    and I hope I never see one.
    But with all those Power Ranger costumes that for some reason they keep making year after year,
    there certainly must be one.

32. Kami

    01 November, 2005, 12:33 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple turd.
    and hope I never see one.
    But with the bad cooking we’ve got today
    there certainly must be one!

    P.S. Notice the nice classical music that plays in the cow milking video. Yes, I watched the whole thing. I feel so dirty :dead:.

33. Sondi

    02 November, 2005, 9:36 am

    U know, that link brings back all kinds of crazy memories of my :boobs: :boobs: pumping days. 😕

34. mitch smith

    02 November, 2005, 5:05 pm

    I’ve never seen a purple spot on a my lungs
    And I hope never to see one
    But with all the shit I’ve smoked
    There certainly must be one.

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