The Cat’s Supper

1. rust

   07 October, 2005, 12:11 am

   Crunchy tuna with seafood snacks. Low sodium too! Only from Whiskas…

   always have a generous supply of fresh water at hand so that your Cat can change it into wine for the faithful

2. Anna

   07 October, 2005, 3:26 am

   The mouse sure looks yummie!!!
   (which is such a lame comment after Rust’s wine thingie …. I salute you Rust!!!)

3. Lung the Younger

   07 October, 2005, 3:37 am

   Do NOT let Dan Brown see this picture or we’ll never hear the end of it.

4. Cbatdux

   07 October, 2005, 3:58 am

   This is nothing more than an obscene photo-shopped alteration of a timeless masterpiece. The original had Garfield and a piece of lasagna….

5. Mission

   07 October, 2005, 7:04 am

   “… and give us this day our daily mouse …”

6. Spud

   07 October, 2005, 7:12 am

   I dunno, it’s pretty bloody funny, you know, like they’re all having a good time and all.

   The blokes on the right are probably saying “hey! woah dude didya have to cut the cheese at the table!”

   The woman on the left has fainted from the overpowering stench, her father who has caught her before she hit the ground, is telling her “chin up baby, breathe deeply…” her mother is most likely thinking “what’s all the fuss about, your father is worse”

   The cat is just in the middle, laughing quietly to itself and putting out its paws to say “yep, this is what I have to live with…”

   that’s how I see it

   :boobs:

7. Kirk

   07 October, 2005, 7:31 am

   Appropriate….for as it has been said:
   Cats were once worshiped in Eygpt as Gods and they have never forgotten.

8. mikeB

   07 October, 2005, 7:46 am

   Geez, Dave. any excuse to show pussy. 😈

9. bob

   07 October, 2005, 8:42 am

   Did Judas turn him in to the local animal controll warden?

10. MIKE

    07 October, 2005, 9:54 am

    Cat – The other white meat

11. Mikel

    07 October, 2005, 10:06 am

    With this rat, take it all of you and eat from it.

12. Sean Peters

    07 October, 2005, 11:34 am

    Dave, I’m billing you for a new keyboard. I clicked to the “Blogcatmas” link, saw kitty toying with the car, and blew milk (through my nose, no less) all over my desk. Some links come come with “NSFW” labels. That one needed a “swallow before clicking” label.

    Uh, I may come to regret that turn of phrase, but anyway…

    😀

13. Sean Peters

    07 October, 2005, 11:40 am

    Replying to my own post…

    Oops! Obviously I forgot to read the tagline about spewing my coffee. Unfortunately I was already out of coffee at the time of the milk spewage. My bad.

    Sean

14. H.R. Gerrard

    07 October, 2005, 1:57 pm

    I guess that redefines the term
    “Heavenly Pussy!”

15. pappy

    07 October, 2005, 3:00 pm

    *sings*

    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..

    Damn I gotta get me some of those Clydesdale Style Leg Warmers! :wtf:

16. misskitty

    07 October, 2005, 7:06 pm

    :eek:mission you had me roaring over the daily mouse thing!!!Excellent..could’nt have said it better myself!

17. evilqueen

    07 October, 2005, 10:55 pm

    He had a steak, but the dummy sent it back so the cooking staff got pissed and well… you see what happened.

18. Goodwin

    09 October, 2005, 9:08 pm

    Why are they letting a cat sit at the most important place at the table? I don’t get it. Shouldn’t Jesus be in the center of the table? Why is a cat eating with these people. Cats don’t use forks and knives do they? Cats don’t wear clothes either. I don’t get this. And look, the rat is on a plate. Cats don’t use plates. I really don’t understand……..Is this some kind of joke? I don’t get it.

19. Davezilla

    09 October, 2005, 10:49 pm

    Uh huh. 😐

20. Goodwin

    10 October, 2005, 10:45 am

    Dave, is that a frowny face icon? You get it don’t you?

21. Goodwin

    11 October, 2005, 10:10 am

    Memo to self
    Goodwin

    Goodwin, you must look in dictionary for satire. RE: confirm you understand literary device “satire”. Approach may be too subtle or stupid. Confirm meaning of “farce.”

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