Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes … why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”
[Definition of Cougar]
Next time I get a slushie I’m gonna say that. 😀
[b]cougar[/b]
An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.
what do they call blokes of this ilk?
:geek:
> what do they call blokes of this ilk?
Sugar daddies?
ah yes, silly me…
who’s yo daddy?
😆 Was the Cougar a blonde?
:lol::wtf: Thanks for the definition as well! I had never heard of that!
Hard to say. Seems to be wearing a wig. If not, she’s having a bad hair life. She has curly, brown hair, piled up to resemble old spaghetti, a rather slender and well shaped figure … until you see the gut. She has a beer gut that makes her look 6 months preggers. She’s looked that way for a year and drinks a lot, so I’m pretty sure it’s not a baby. :wtf:
😆 Looking like that she still picks up younger men? Wow!!
Well, I’m not saying her BF is any prize winner. 😈
😆
I once had a roommate who would only use bagged ‘party’ ice from the grocery store. She claimed ice made in trays picked up funky freezer-food tastes. Maybe these two should start a support group.
I just realized that my second ex-wife was a puma (the latina version of cougar)…
Well, of course I still got all my hair. Although she did bite off about an inch of my …. uhhh…
’nuff said. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s now officially a senior citizen.
OMGWTFBBQ!! (look here..)
(By the way, if that totally looks screwed up up there, I apologize, I’m trying to work on my HTML skills.)
Wow I bet she was blonde. 😆
😆 that’s great pappy! I like definition #2 the best!
Cougars abound and they’re STEALING OUR MEN! 👿
Arrrrgggh…
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
What are the odds of capturing said cougar on your blessed camera, Dave?
For the record, I’m not a cougar or a black panther and I say ice can and does go stale and smells funny.
Oh, I’m sorry. That was a frozen fish stick. 🙄
So why dont ya through thte stale ice down the sink and make FRESH!!!
Cause that would require common sence, and God forbid we should use that.
> what do they call blokes of this ilk?
They are called a pervert 😛