In the interest of job preservation, I have never blogged about work. I’m going to tonight, but I am not pulling a Dooce. This is just something odd that happened today.
My fiancée and I both work at the same agency, but on different floors. I went up after work to see what time she was leaving since it was well after 5:00. The janitor was curled up in a chair, moaning slowly like, “Ohhhhhhhhh, Ughhhhhhhhh…” as if in extreme pain. I walked over and tapped her on the shoulder.
Me: “Miss, are you, OK?”
Janitor: “Dammit! Can’t you see I’m on the PHONE!”
I mean, what do you say to that?
Mandy is your janitor?!?!?! :wang: 😉
I don’t get it……. Is your fiancée The janitor? and does she make calls to YOU like that??? (if so, she’s a keeper) 😉
[quote comment=”636246″]I don’t get it……. Is your fiancée The janitor? and does she make calls to YOU like that??? (if so, she’s a keeper) ;-)[/quote]
Sorry, no. My fiancée is an art director. And she makes way better calls than that. 😛
[quote comment=”636245″]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!
:wang:
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no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.
Your phone number is?
“Miss, it sounds more like the phone is in you! Redial, redial, redial, set that thing to vibrate and redial!”
We now know why it takes so long for her to do a piss poor job cleaning the office and the mop handle always smells like fish. her lovers number starts with 976
You obviously interupted her on her secnd job…a sex therapist
[quote comment=”636248″][quote comment=”636245″]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!
:wang:
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no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.[/quote]
{{quiver}} Ummmm …. yeah ….. cough …. Uhhh … what’s your number?
[quote comment=”636265″][quote comment=”636248″][quote comment=”636245″]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!
:wang:
;-)[/quote]
no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.[/quote]
{{quiver}} Ummmm …. yeah ….. cough …. Uhhh … what’s your number?[/quote]
i need summa that good lyin’ too… :wang:
Does Bill know Monica is a janitor now?
What’s funny to me is I know exactly which janitor you’re talking about. She picks up my trash while she’s on the phone. I marvel at her ability to do everything one-handed.
And the Fri. Q might be, what is the weirdest call you ever got, made, or overheard?
Dave I thought I recognized your voice on the other end of the phone. I was thinking it was odd to call a 1-900 and talking to gorgeous grace and Dave babbling in the back ground.
Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?
[quote comment=”636357″]Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?[/quote]
nothing to see here folks…… 😐
Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13
http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2/
She’s “on the PHONE” So, is that what they’re calling “that time of the month” these days?
[quote comment=”636360″]Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13
http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2/%5B/quote%5D
So Dave suffers from Ass Burgers Syndrome. It’s all starting to make sense to me now …..
[quote comment=”636362″][quote comment=”636360″]Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13
http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2/%5B/quote%5D
So Dave suffers from Ass Burgers Syndrome. It’s all starting to make sense to me now …..[/quote]
You are brilliant, StevieC.
Ever seen http://www.notalwaysright.com? Strange and bizarre stories just like this!
[quote comment=”636357″]Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?[/quote]
You’ll notice that we haven’t heard from the janitor either ….
we wonder where that dave has gone.
we did love it so. we looked after it like a son.
And it went wherever we did go.
Is it in the cupboard?
Yes! Yes! No!…
Wouldn’t we like to know? It was a lovely little dave.
And it went wherever we did go.
It’s behind the sofa!
Where can that dave be?
It is a most elusive dave!
And it went wherever we did go.
Ooooh, davey, davey, davey dave!
A-dave, a-dave, a-dave, a-davey, ooooh.
Ooooh, davey, davey, davey dave!
That went wherever we did go.