Choosing the new Pope

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35 responses to “Choosing the new Pope”

1. 

   19 April, 2005

   Matt

   Elton John!
   Terri Schaivo!

   or if you’re into child molestation, Michael Jackson 😳

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2. 

   19 April, 2005

   millie

   The spanish cardinal… Cardinal Sicola. Once he is elected, he will make much advertising revenue for the church, as he will become Pope Sicola!
   (sound it out if it doesn’t make sense)

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3. 

   19 April, 2005

   Kirk

   Excellent Millie! :wang:

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4. 

   19 April, 2005

   Kirk

   ooops, I forgot to vote…dang nabbed paper ballots and chalice thingy….”I call as my witness, Chris the Horde who wil be my judge, that my vote is given to the one who, before (insert your choice of supreme being here), I think should be elected……I elect as supreme powerpoint…Davezilla!” :wang: :wang: :wang: (the official seal):wang::wang::wang:

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5. 

   19 April, 2005

   notsnot

   Rev Jellybaby. (for some reason, having a “jellybaby” as a world leader of sorts reminds me of Ronald Reagan.)

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6. 

   19 April, 2005

   Spud

   Yeah, I’ll second the Rev as a candidatecardinale…

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7. 

   19 April, 2005

   Elkit

   I’m voting for Joe Bob Briggs. I think the world is ready for Pope Joe Bob.

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8. 

   19 April, 2005

   TinaMarie

   I nominate Cardinal Joseph Bernadine of Chicago.

   Okay…so he’s dead. But then again, he wouldn’t get the Catholics into any child molestation problems. And besides, he was a very nice man. Very nice. Just ask my Nana Jean. Uh…then again, don’t. She’s dead too.

   Nevermind.

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9. 

   19 April, 2005

   Lung the Younger

   I have no idea why, but for some reason Alan Greenspan keeps coming into my head when I think of a possible new pope.

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10. 

    19 April, 2005

    Anna

    Don’t care, as long as she’s pro gays, aids prevention and birthcontrol. Also she must be tough [read: shoot them] on childmolesting priests.
    She may wear a papal pair of paints if she so wishes (al those old geezers in dresses … bbrrr :limp:)

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11. 

    19 April, 2005

    mikeB

    Papal paints, Anna? Is she one of those Spring Break chicks?

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12. 

    19 April, 2005

    Lace Valentine

    Hell, why not let Wolfowitz have that job too!

    “Ah-woo! The Wolfowitz of Romans…”

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13. 

    19 April, 2005

    Lace Valentine

    Enjoyed the Cartoon, Dave.

    Great job.

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14. 

    19 April, 2005

    Fellow Eskimo

    Jon Stewart! Cant you just see him holding out his papal ring and asking other men to kiss it?!

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15. 

    19 April, 2005

    Andy M

    I don’t see any way of posting an image so here is a link to my suggestion…

    http://www.foneblog.ie/andym/_entry/552868c4033a51b101035a37fd5c08a1/ps/ENTRY/EDITENTRY?mediaElementId=552868c4033a51b101035a37fd5c08a2&foneblog=1113910172537

    Sorry it is such a long link!

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16. 

    19 April, 2005

    TheFaramir

    Why, isn’t it obvious who the next Pope should be? Davezilla, of course!

    We could call him “Popezilla.”

    As a graphic artist, he could design his own rock-star-style “Popezilla World Tour” T-shirt and raise millions of dollars for the needy.

    He could pimp out the Popemobile.

    When he moves to Europe, imagine all the new species not indigenous to North America that could be added to the Freak Watchers Textbook!

    His Manly Tips for Bachelor Living would make a great guide for all the priests who aren’t allowed to marry.

    He could develop a website that automatically absolves sin online, thereby increasing the efficiency of the confessional by 50%! (Maybe by more if we could get all the porn sites to offer a link to this site. Just think: getting naughty with one’s self then immediately being forgiven. That greatly decreases the chance of getting killed and being sent to hell between the two acts for millions of Internet users.)

    Davezilla for Pope in 2005!

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17. 

    19 April, 2005

    TheFaramir

    Oh, yeah. I forgot.

    Davezilla could also realize the “Catholicism Wow!” campaign and make the Buddy Christ the new symbol of the Catholic Church. (With Kevin Smith’s permission, of course.)

    (Thanks for jogging my memory, Andy M.)

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18. 

    19 April, 2005

    frisko

    I vote for George Carlin as Pope. There would be much reform in Europe.

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19. 

    19 April, 2005

    Spud

    TheFaramir makes a strong argument.

    However, I tender the following nomination for Pope…

    Alfred E. Neuman

    The reasons are obvious,

    He’s young
    He’s good looking
    He’s available
    He’s your man

    😀

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20. 

    19 April, 2005

    woozy

    either
    a. “Ron Mexico” or,
    b. Rae Carruth

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21. 

    19 April, 2005

    Merth

    I am really starting to like soccer. Thank you mikeB!

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22. 

    19 April, 2005

    Venessa

    Rowan Atkinson – Have you seen his skit “A Warm Welcome”?

    http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/1842/atkinson.html#welcome

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23. 

    19 April, 2005

    rust

    I hate to say it, but isn’t it obvious? No matter what the Cardinals vote, GEORGE DUBYA BUSH-BABY will steal the election …

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24. 

    19 April, 2005

    jen

    white smoke… waiting for the grand unvieling. I’m guessing the African guy.

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25. 

    19 April, 2005

    JFLY

    My answer is Jesus Christ – he’s perfect for the job.

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26. 

    19 April, 2005

    Natalie

    I know who it is, but I think Eddie Izzard should have been the next Pope. We’ll just overlook the fact that he’s Anglican. High Anglicans are almost the same thing as Catholics anyway.

    Cake, or death?

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27. 

    19 April, 2005

    Quality26

    Bill Clinton

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28. 

    19 April, 2005

    Lord Satan

    😈 we shall have elected a new pope that will decry the idolatry that is the worship of the prophet jesus. :wang: The new pope will proceed to rape another priest to symbolize his support for the homosexual marriage :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:

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29. 

    19 April, 2005

    Mandy

    Millie!

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30. 

    19 April, 2005

    Kirk

    Looks like the prize goes to the college of cardinals …who in their wisdom have elected a ultra conservative former Nazi as Pope! Woot-woot! Now we ALL can burn in hell!

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31. 

    20 April, 2005

    Andy M

    I’d back Nathalie on Eddie Izzard. He could save the vatican a fortune and bring his own frock.

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32. 

    20 April, 2005

    RoscoeP

    I think Winnie should be the new Pope because it would be fun to say Winnie The Pope.

    And you forgot a smoke signal. A succession of short brown smoke signals means the Cardinals are taking turns farting into the pipe.

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33. 

    20 April, 2005

    Kelley Bell

    For Pope?

    How about the chick from “Misery”

    you remember her…

    “Im your number one fan…”

    Creepy. (Shiver)

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34. 

    20 April, 2005

    wantwit

    i didn’t enter the contest because i just wanted the 40 dollars.

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35. 

    20 April, 2005

    Esther

    Cake.:kiss:

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