Complete this sentence #21

1. Davezilla

   08 April, 2005, 7:46 am

   Damn Comcast.

   Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forced to watch the Pope’s funeral by a roomful of axe-wielding, Ninja devil-clowns with incontinence issues.

2. Moxie

   08 April, 2005, 8:24 am

   Losing your internet cable connection is worse then being starved by a Schiavo.

3. Spud

   08 April, 2005, 8:39 am

   Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being licked to death by a flotilla of devil clowns on heat.

   😕

4. CJ

   08 April, 2005, 8:53 am

   Losing your internet cable connection is worse than getting punched in the gut by a fat guy named Lou.

5. JFLY

   08 April, 2005, 9:24 am

   Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being mistaken for Ben Stiller. 😛

6. JFLY

   08 April, 2005, 9:28 am

   Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being served french fries with a side order of :boobs::boobs: by a bimbo waitress with a bad manicure.

7. Nikki

   08 April, 2005, 9:40 am

   Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being governed by a Bush.

8. Mandy

   08 April, 2005, 10:00 am

   Oh no, Nikki! Nothing is THAT BAD. 😈

9. Ice Queen

   08 April, 2005, 10:05 am

   Losing your Internet connection is worse than being Touched by an Angel.

10. rust

    08 April, 2005, 10:13 am

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being found bound and gagged in drag by a former girlfriend .

11. Spud

    08 April, 2005, 10:19 am

    :wtf:

12. Merth

    08 April, 2005, 10:37 am

    is more painful than… frying bacon naked while singing showtunes.

    :java:

    Not that I know… I had a friend… that… oops, look at the time. 😳

13. Esther

    08 April, 2005, 10:49 am

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being told that they’re all out of leather and spike bodysuits by a man dressed in a pink tutu and combat boots.

14. Nikki

    08 April, 2005, 11:32 am

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being babysat by a Jackson.

15. honey bunny

    08 April, 2005, 12:17 pm

    losing your internet connection is worse than getting fucked sideways with a spork.

    coincidentally, my comcast internet service was out last night as well. and i’m in boston.

    :limp:

16. Willis

    08 April, 2005, 12:47 pm

    Losing your internet connection is worse than waking up to your cat “playing” with your :wang:.

17. rust

    08 April, 2005, 1:32 pm

    Hey, I like to let the cat play with my :wang:

    KINKY!

18. DK

    08 April, 2005, 1:48 pm

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forcibly kept in a persistent vegetative state by Republicans.

19. mikeB

    08 April, 2005, 2:07 pm

    Losing your internet connection is worse than waking up to your cat “playing” with rust’s :wang:.

20. Fran

    08 April, 2005, 2:15 pm

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being tortured by a long night of watching reality television shows .

21. rust

    08 April, 2005, 2:19 pm

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being sodomized by a Klingon .

    :geek:

22. Kirk

    08 April, 2005, 2:28 pm

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than being the altar boy that the priest didn’t want to play with. :limp:

23. Esther

    08 April, 2005, 2:42 pm

    Losing your internet connection is not worse than the fact that rust likes his cat to play with his :wang:. :wtf:

24. JFLY

    08 April, 2005, 3:17 pm

    Losing you internet cable connection is worse than accidentally steaming your right nipple over a pot of boiling water…

    True story – OUCH 😳

25. Lace Valentine

    08 April, 2005, 4:03 pm

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than having a recurring wet dream of Fran Drescher talking dirty to you followed by her nasal, Jewish princess laugh–her last words being, “Hey Let’s perform circumcision!”

    :boxers:

26. Keith

    08 April, 2005, 5:14 pm

    …worse than being quilted by Ed Gein.

27. rust

    08 April, 2005, 5:30 pm

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being mistaken for bottle recycler by a nearsighted grandmother .

    TRUE STORY!

28. The Macek Collective

    08 April, 2005, 5:35 pm

    Losing your internet connection is worse than being turned down by a hooker

29. JD

    08 April, 2005, 6:24 pm

    …is worse than listening to the presidential debate between the giant douche and the turd sandwich.

    Whoa, wait. Fucked sideways with a spork!? :wtf:

30. JFLY

    08 April, 2005, 8:09 pm

    Losing your internet cable connection is worse than having your boyfriend post every stupid thing you say on his web site…:razz:

31. TinaMarie

    08 April, 2005, 8:38 pm

    Losing your cable connection is worse than being bombarded by politicized comments about some poor woman in a vegatative state.

    PLEASE CAN WE STOP WITH THE SCHIAVO “SHIT” NOW? She’s dead–leave it alone.

32. rust

    08 April, 2005, 10:05 pm

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being forced to read WIL WHEATON’s BLOG by a crazed Star Trek fan .

33. JFLY

    08 April, 2005, 10:24 pm

    Losing your internet cable connection is BETTER than spending 10 minutes in a chat room support group for people trying to quit smoking that’s filled with a bunch of losers who’ve given up cigarettes for hard liquor, crack, and cheesecake and can talk about nothing other than stuffing their fat-faces to kill their cravings for a fricking smoke!!!!!

    Jesus Christ on a Stick – I’d rather die of lung cancer.

    Sorry, lost it for a minute…:oops:

34. JFLY

    08 April, 2005, 10:26 pm

    Anyone got a light?

35. wantwit

    08 April, 2005, 10:27 pm

    called upon to testify … Jackson family member.

36. Michael Jackson

    08 April, 2005, 10:41 pm

    Did you say … member? Tee hee. Wooo Hoooo!

37. larfus

    09 April, 2005, 10:18 pm

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being kissed in your mouth by a dog that just discovered its double jointed and can clean every inch of its body. :wtf:

38. Devil

    10 April, 2005, 1:18 am

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being befriended by a Scientologist.

39. Rev. Jim

    10 April, 2005, 2:17 am

    worse than being found nekid on your porch by a Jahovah’s Witness who’s wonndering what you were doing with that marshmallow fluff on your pecker and a feret on a leash.

40. Lisa V

    10 April, 2005, 11:02 pm

    Losing your internet connection is worse than finding your ferret gone from its cage, and finding a jar of marshmellow fluff in its place.

41. Russell

    11 April, 2005, 12:01 am

    … is not worse than finding half a worm in my apple.

42. rj

    12 April, 2005, 7:35 am

    Losing your Internet cable connection is worse than being held forcably upside down by 2 naked women whilst being whipped into a frenzy by your evil stepmother.

    i think

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