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Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving

27 November, 200821 Comments
  1. Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast
  2. Screaming at the gravy
  3. Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes
  4. Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus
  5. What would you avoid?
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  2. junkman
    27 November, 2008,

    merkins ❗

  3. t1nyturtle
    27 November, 2008,

    Uncle Pervert.

  4. john in co
    27 November, 2008,

    Grandpa’s ‘Pull my Finger…okay…now pull my penis game.’

  5. Flash Gordon
    27 November, 2008,

    Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. ❗ ❓ 👿

  6. Matt
    27 November, 2008,

    Oompa Loompas

  7. changinlatitudes
    27 November, 2008,

    Long-Haired, Leaping Yard Gnomes

  8. Lee Bond
    28 November, 2008,

    [quote comment=”526788″]Turducken (insert missing barf icon here)[/quote]

    hows about TURBACONDUCKEN?

    or my folks. or my relatives.

  9. Spud
    28 November, 2008,

    Avoid Thanksgiving altogether, thankfully I can. 🙄 😛

  10. Lung the Younger
    28 November, 2008,

    I’d like to dedicate this bountiful thanksgiving meal to cousin Bobby who’s serving in Iraq. I know Bobby would give his right arm to be with us here today, but with Obama in the Whitehouse he might not have to.

  11. junkman
    28 November, 2008,

    cornbot!

    -sorry i can’t stop saying it. i think it’s my favourite word of 2008! 8)

  12. cornbot
    28 November, 2008,

    So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. 😛

  14. StevieC
    28 November, 2008,

    [quote comment=”528698″]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P[/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive :wang:

  15. chainstay
    28 November, 2008,

    [quote comment=”528814″][quote comment=”528698″]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P[/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive

    :wang:[/quote]
    Steve, I believe you were thinking of cornholebot.

  16. AnnieB
    28 November, 2008,

    [quote comment=”526926″]Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. ❗ ❓ :evil:[/quote]

    No, I don’t need a recipe Flash, but I could use some help with the ingredients… 😈

  17. junkman
    28 November, 2008,

    [quote comment=”529015″][quote comment=”526926″]Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. ❗ ❓ :evil:[/quote]

    No, I don’t need a recipe Flash, but I could use some help with the ingredients…

    :twisted:[/quote]
    cumming right over…..

  18. StevieC
    28 November, 2008,

    [quote comment=”528934″][quote comment=”528814″][quote comment=”528698″]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P[/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive

    :wang:[/quote]
    Steve, I believe you were thinking of cornholebot.[/quote]

    Nope chainstay, I was actually thinking of the dildos used in the classic porn version of Cinderella. I remember seeing parts of that movie at the drive-in way waaayyyy back when.

  19. rust
    28 November, 2008,

    you gotta stay away from Uncle Matt’s hash brownies. You know, you can’t eat just one!

  20. Nina
    28 November, 2008,

    getting your turkey for chernobyl

  21. Meagan
    29 November, 2008,

    Getting your ear talked off by your elderly aunt who has soooooo many stories to tell about her days as a nun. 😐

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