Number holding competition

1. Esther

   20 January, 2005, 1:11 am

   Is it me, or is it just all shiny ass that I see?:wtf::dead:

2. Lace Valentine

   20 January, 2005, 1:13 am

   The sign “task” is merely the excuse. The perky :boobs: breasts :boobs: that appear after lifting the arms are the reason.

   The audience is probably having beers or wine coolers and numbering systems are rather abstract in comparison to a healthy buttocks, especially during daylight hours. I prefer number 3 myself.

3. Lace Valentine

   20 January, 2005, 1:16 am

   Or it could just be a butt-judging contest and they don’t turn. Number 3 has the prettiest legs.

4. wantwit

   20 January, 2005, 1:23 am

   nah. the blondes have it right – on some level; you see, they are expecting the men to be cranking their necks such that what looks in the photo as upside-down is actually right-side-up from the angle of their spectators. see? it all makes perfect sense.

   sheesh.

5. Allan

   20 January, 2005, 1:23 am

   C’mon Lance, quit being shy – we know you’ve got the powerpoint of the whole competition 🙂

6. Allan

   20 January, 2005, 1:25 am

   C’mon Lace, quit playing shy – we know you’ve got the powerpoint of the whole competition 🙂

7. Spud

   20 January, 2005, 1:28 am

   I see nothing wrong with this photo apart from the lack of suitable stilletos.

   😀

8. Spud

   20 January, 2005, 1:38 am

   Oh, and number 4 is for me.

   😀

9. ospirin

   20 January, 2005, 2:06 am

   The swimwear / short shirt combo does not make these women look skanky.

   It is the semi platform slipper that makes them look dirty.

10. Anna

    20 January, 2005, 3:17 am

    Why are all the guys wearing baggy pants? :wang::wang:?
    Please Dave, I want some naked male buttocks on this site.

11. Mandy

    20 January, 2005, 6:38 am

    That is funny. 🙂

12. frisko

    20 January, 2005, 6:49 am

    Don’t ask Dave for “nice man butt” pix, we will end up seeing a 700 pound dude, with a rump so furry that we mistake the hair for cats.

13. frisko

    20 January, 2005, 6:57 am

    Billy and Bobby want to know where #6 went.

14. Mandy

    20 January, 2005, 7:05 am

    #6 must have been the natural blonde.

    Wait, I resemble that remark. :wtf:

15. Davezilla

    20 January, 2005, 7:45 am

    Frisko is right. You asked for it, Anna. Here ya go. 😈 Enjoy!

16. Anna

    20 January, 2005, 8:33 am

    Thank you very much kind sir!!! Although those are man:boobs::boobs:, but I’m happy with anything.
    More more more more more etc.

17. Merth

    20 January, 2005, 8:46 am

    Ahhhh…. the man boobs are making my breakfast churn. :wtf:

18. Julie

    20 January, 2005, 8:51 am

    EWW! :wtf: Quick! Look back at the cute girls. :wang:

19. rust

    20 January, 2005, 9:26 am

    I swear if that’s off my site Quintanoticas …

20. Davezilla

    20 January, 2005, 9:35 am

    Not where I got it, but OK, rust. 😐

21. Esther

    20 January, 2005, 10:29 am

    AUGHHH! My eyes!!!! :wtf:

    Thanks so much for that spot of loveliness, Dave.:???:

22. Petezilla

    20 January, 2005, 11:27 am

    Is it me or does the left buttcheek of #2 have a little bit of cellulite? Just a little bit though.

23. Merth

    20 January, 2005, 11:40 am

    Yeah #2 is pretty cottage cheesy.

24. Davezilla

    20 January, 2005, 11:40 am

    Doesn’t anyone else find the numbers amusing? 😐

25. Spud

    20 January, 2005, 3:24 pm

    The fact that only the blondes have their numbers upside down?

    Seems perfectly blondish to me…

    😀

26. Poofles

    20 January, 2005, 6:02 pm

    The number represents how many judges they’ve slept with.

27. Nikki

    20 January, 2005, 7:52 pm

    I’m betting it’s the number of cosmetic surgeries performed.

28. Chad Brandos

    20 January, 2005, 10:07 pm

    I think the streaks of #6 are the result of a bad fake-tan job.

29. Lace Valentine

    20 January, 2005, 10:08 pm

    Well you’re right Dave. The brunettes thought ahead about the sign logistics. 💡

    The blondes just flapped up their signs without a thought. 😀

30. TinaMarie

    20 January, 2005, 10:31 pm

    I cannot believe that you guys would assign this to stupidity on the part of the blonds.

    The truth is that the numbers indicate what direction the girls are supposed to be stacked. Notice that they are paired–one upright number, one upside down number? For instance, #7 would lay down on her back, and #5 would be stacked directly on top of her, facing in the opposite direction–at which point her number would no longer be upside down to the eye of the person standing above them.

    Basically, the numbers are a simplified form of “Assembly” instructions–a kind of “Insert slut A into slut B” deal.

31. mikeB

    20 January, 2005, 11:26 pm

    Shaking my laptop doesn’t make their asses wiggle enough.:limp:

32. wantwit

    21 January, 2005, 3:35 am

    ha

33. darksky

    21 January, 2005, 9:27 pm

    I know what this is! The numbers/orientation represents how many pounds they’ve lost/gained. You see… the girls with the signs facing the right way have gained weight… and the blondes have all lost weight!

    Mebbe they forgot to eat!

    National Belemic Model Club!

34. juancuca

    22 January, 2005, 5:07 pm

    The Reef brand does this kind of “best buttocks” competition in some places in south america (Im aware this happens at least in Argentina, Uruguay and Brazil) as part of their summer advertising campaign… they are kind the hawaiian tropic girls down here…

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