Note to Self, No. 6,990

1. Janet

   27 August, 2007, 11:50 pm

   😡 I can’t get the link of the day. Just Miss Teen South Carolina. Wow. I could only listen to it once. I guess the answer, “World Peace”, wouldn’t have fit.

   First Post!

2. Janet

   27 August, 2007, 11:55 pm

   Dave, are you saying ‘you’ bought 53 condiments? Do you buy your meat and potatoes at Costco? I’m all for the 15 pound bags of frozen chicken breasts, or meat balls, and the 20# bag of potatoes or rice, and sometimes you just don’t need a gallon size jug of bar-b-que sauce or mayo.

3. Doris

   27 August, 2007, 11:56 pm

   Dave, dude, your link of the day goes to your video of the day! :wtf:

   *57* condiments? I can think of a lot of condiments, but probably not more than 20!

4. Pablo

   28 August, 2007, 12:29 am

   Isn’t that what those big old shelves on the door of the fridge are there for. Or is it a conspiracy by the refrigerator manufacturers by allowing space and putting us in the position of having to fill them. Or yet what about the difference between men & women on the spice vs sauce debate. OMG there could be dozens of explanations, but I like to accent the flavor of my food with stuff that tastes good so why the hell not.

   BTW Grocery shopping just sucks anyway.

5. Brad K.

   28 August, 2007, 2:15 am

   All spices. No meat. Sounds almost like the Peppermint Lounge in Jacksonville, FL. God I miss Little Bit.

6. Lung the Younger

   28 August, 2007, 3:20 am

   .. especially if that something was a young Kim Basinger.

   (PS Dave – Link of the day needs a fixin’.)

7. Mjaz

   28 August, 2007, 7:32 am

   If Miss South Carolina was way more butch, she would have a great future as a politician.

8. Davezilla

   28 August, 2007, 7:39 am

   [Comment ID #199224 will be quoted here]

   Good catch. Thanks! 😳

9. CBATDUX

   28 August, 2007, 7:56 am

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   Bettin it would take Lung 9.5 weeks to finish off those condom mints with a Young Kim Bassinger….

10. Moses

    28 August, 2007, 8:13 am

    Holy shit! You managed to carry 53 condiments home from the grocery store. I only carried 10 down a hill and those cocksucking tablets of stone almost gave me a freakin’ hernia.

11. Zilla the Younger

    28 August, 2007, 8:23 am

    Shopping without a list again eh?

    That’ll teach ya, enjoy your ketchup sandwich!
    8)

12. patrick

    28 August, 2007, 8:27 am

    black pepper, red pepper, white pepper, lemon pepper, cayenne pepper, peppercorn melange, salt, hot salt, garlic salt, celery salt, season salt, garlic powder, oregano, parsley, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, basil, onion powder, paprika, foengreek, Old Bay Seasoning, poultry seasoning, cumin, cloves, fennel, crushed mint, parsley, poppy seed, thyme, rosemary, butter sprinkles, marjoram, pumpkin pie spice, nutmeg, crushed cloves, whole cloves,turmeric, sage, whole bay leaves, crushed bay leaves, vanilla, ground mustard, pizza seasoning, creole seasoning, rice vinegar, white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, olive oil, chives, chili powder, saffron, caraway seeds, nutmeg, cherry extract, almond extract, cocoa powder, sugar. (58) Who knew one cabinet held so much!

13. Spud

    28 August, 2007, 8:42 am

    I’ll have six slices of white bread toasted thanks.

14. Bigwavdave

    28 August, 2007, 9:01 am

    Note to Miss South Carolina – Oh yeah baby, just keep doin’ that :wang: Just don’t say anything while you’re at it.

15. Penguin Pete

    28 August, 2007, 9:37 am

    On the other hand, with 57 condiments in the house, your sex life has never been better.

16. Pookazilla

    28 August, 2007, 11:56 am

    The only things you need to have in your house to eat are the Zillagirls….and of course cumin. :wang:

    I don’t thing America’s educational problems could have been expressed more clearly than Miss South Carolina did.

17. StevieC

    28 August, 2007, 12:06 pm

    57 condiments and nothing on 😈

18. Astryd

    28 August, 2007, 1:49 pm

    Invite us over for brunch/lunch/dinner/breakfast…shit, just invite us over. Spice is good but I do prefer it smothered in sauce. 😈

19. Spud

    28 August, 2007, 5:50 pm

    Um, did Miss Carolina actually say anything? :wtf:

    “…such as somma people in South Africa and irack to help build them…”

    Truly, you U.S. Americans are onto something here, I’m not sure what, but hell, she looks good.

20. family jules

    28 August, 2007, 7:54 pm

    I limit myself to 4 condiments:

    Mayo: for my husband’s insistence on lunch meat sandwiches as a staple of diet.

    Mustard: for when we have company and want to dress up the hot dogs a little.

    BBQ sauce: to keep in the fridge and never use, but to convince my husband that he will indeed cook out again someday.

    Ketchup: in a one gallon container in the door of the fridge with a pump dispenser….because I have a 12 year old grandson.

21. Master Solace

    29 August, 2007, 11:48 am

    I need count my condiments…….but I’m afraid to, the bottom shelf in my fridge is filled with them, because I’m a cook, and I like to experiment…….but it does help that you have something to put them on……..

    But I keep my most important condiments in the door……chocolate sauce……whipped cream……..but I guess you could say that those would be fashion accessories for my slaves……. 😈

22. Astryd

    29 August, 2007, 4:49 pm

    Slaves?! Are you hiding Meagan in there?

23. Meagan

    29 August, 2007, 10:55 pm

    I think I could do without 53 condiments. 53 condoms however… well, that’s where the chocolate and whipped cream come in. 😈

24. Jayne

    31 August, 2007, 6:32 am

    How embarrassing that I relate to this!

    Thank god for online ordering and home delivery. That way I don’t have to face the check-out girl with my extra-large bottles of ketchup and 8 tubs of Ben And Jerry’s.

    😆

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