Caption Time #158

1. Sallie

   05 February, 2007, 1:15 am

   I was always told if you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all..

2. Spud

   05 February, 2007, 2:52 am

   There are too many kinds of wrong with this picture, however I’d like to thank you for sharing with the class. . .

   :geek:

3. Lung the Younger

   05 February, 2007, 4:33 am

   Three words: Potential-Iraq-Recruit

4. Stevie C

   05 February, 2007, 5:36 am

   Never order the Kid In A Basket. Way too much fat.

5. bruce

   05 February, 2007, 6:10 am

   Jumbo Jet.

6. Evelyn

   05 February, 2007, 6:43 am

   WHY?—I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY 🙄

7. sledge

   05 February, 2007, 7:14 am

   It’ll never fly

8. mikeB

   05 February, 2007, 7:27 am

   Clearly related to Saturday’s billboard post. 😈

9. MJaz

   05 February, 2007, 7:51 am

   Mom and Dad obviously spend too much money at McDonalds to afford real toys.

   You just know this will be the pic Mom drags out if little “Tubs” ever has a girlfriend….

10. Bigwavdave

    05 February, 2007, 8:29 am

    NOT a baby picture of Howard Hughes.

11. Bjorn Freeh

    05 February, 2007, 8:39 am

    [Comment ID #85626 will be quoted here]

    Even if it comes with the curly fries?

12. pablo

    05 February, 2007, 8:41 am

    We only heard about the two Wright brothers, Orville & Wilbur. But it was the third brother, Orca Wright who made the first attempt to fly. Unfortunatly, for both the history books and Orca, that first flight crashed into a rubber factory and from that day forward he was recognized only as the Michelin Man.

13. beyonduplication

    05 February, 2007, 9:36 am

    [Comment ID #85616 will be quoted here]

    As my grandmother says, if you don’t have something nice to say, come sit by me.
    😕

14. Tara

    05 February, 2007, 9:48 am

    *shakes head*

    Like shooting fish in a barrel.

15. Jim S

    05 February, 2007, 9:53 am

    If Chunk and Data from Goonies could have a baby together…this would be it.

    😛

16. junkman

    05 February, 2007, 10:13 am

    since he is already wearing a dive mask it would be nice to see a crane swing him over a pool and drop him in. i imagine the only thing that would float would be the bill shatner hair piece he’s wearing. i will erase this photo from my mind now!

17. Lung the Younger

    05 February, 2007, 10:38 am

    David Hasselhoff The Early Years – A Shocking Untold Story of a Fat Kid who Learned to Dream.

18. Bjorn Freeh

    05 February, 2007, 11:24 am

    A single mother after a one night stand, Sheila regrets being so naive. “Trust me, it’s just like I’m wearing a rubber,” whispered the Michelin Man.

19. Rufus G. Garvin

    05 February, 2007, 11:32 am

    OMG! NO stork delivered that! 😕 😕 :wtf: :wtf:

20. junkman

    05 February, 2007, 11:40 am

    oh yeah….caption. (couldn’t erase from memory)
    “laundry day: the great unwashed”

21. Atryd

    05 February, 2007, 11:52 am

    So…is it foodstamps or is it McDonald’s that makes you fat?

22. StevieC

    05 February, 2007, 1:01 pm

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    Ummmmm ….. those aren’t curly fries in that basket.
    :wtf:

23. Big Tike

    05 February, 2007, 1:24 pm

    Was he left in the drier to long on fluff?

24. Atryd

    05 February, 2007, 2:50 pm

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    …that explains the color… ❓

25. Char

    05 February, 2007, 3:42 pm

    That is a huge “child” to be playing in a laundry basket. How old do you think he might be 7-8-9???Someday something bad will happen to his parents…Or at least to the photographer.

26. Bjorn Freeh

    05 February, 2007, 3:51 pm

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    I’m going to guess 2 or 3 (tops). And, in about 30 years, something bad will happen to his heart…

27. Mikeme

    05 February, 2007, 4:00 pm

    Preparing for the McDonalds fly in!! 👿

28. Lisa

    05 February, 2007, 4:55 pm

    Pilot to bombadier….pilot to bombadier….

29. Atryd

    05 February, 2007, 6:03 pm

    Dave…I don’t think that last poll was necessary or fair. I’m willing to bet the number one answer will be Mandy! Who in their right mind wouldn’t wanna be eaten by Mandy?!?! :wang:

    Of the top things I can have nightmares of (cannibals, sharks, devil clowns [any clowns period!!! ooy], Pac Man) my horrible restless nights can be blamed on Paris Hilton’s Vagina… 🙁

30. cbatdux

    05 February, 2007, 7:46 pm

    Zeigfried! Ve vill need ze high-test jet fuel for zeez take-off!

    Joe Pesci – the early years… “What, you think I look funny???”

31. starsfan

    05 February, 2007, 7:59 pm

    I don’t think it will take 30 years, Bjorn Freeh

32. Anton

    05 February, 2007, 9:28 pm

    [Comment ID #85644 will be quoted here]

    Mmmmm, curly fries. Everything is better with curly fries.

33. Brad K.

    05 February, 2007, 10:56 pm

    Henry winced. Marrying Trish, a delightful flight attendant, blonde no less, seemed to be nothing but heaven, those first couple of months. Now, 3 years later, he wonders anew at the delight and despair of his home life.

    An accomplished airline pilot, Henry and Trish both live and breathe aviation. Their daughter, Amelia, was treated to bed time stories of Amelia Earhart, Lindbergh, and the Wright Brothers. So it was no wonder that Amelia’s favorite toys and games were all airplanes and flying.

    Then Henry’s wife sent this picture to his office. Amelia, pampered all her life (Trish had little discipline and trained to offer food), decked out in ‘fashion’ flying goggles, doing what looked to be county-fair type ‘stunt’ flying, of all things. Using a clothes basket and cardboard wings. The picture, at the office. He encountered the silly picture taped in the cockpit of every plane he reported to for the last four months. Every time he deplaned, there was a copy posted at the head of the loading ramp, and again inside the boarding lounge. He got copies in his pay envelope, taped to his car in the parking lot.

    Trish and Amelia are the delights of Henry’s life. But he could kill that damned neighbor boy that keeps convincing Trish ‘this will be cute’.

34. dougieace

    05 February, 2007, 11:03 pm

    someday,im sure he will be seated right next to me on a commercial flight.

35. the big T

    06 February, 2007, 12:17 am

    Tubby
    World
    Airlines

36. Swade

    06 February, 2007, 12:30 am

    [Comment ID #85616 will be quoted here]

    :wtf: I have to agree

37. Red Dog

    06 February, 2007, 2:43 am

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    Looks more like a 7-4-7 to me.

38. Wayne

    06 February, 2007, 9:24 am

    one tubby tubby, two tubby tubby, … -Major Payne

39. Mandy

    06 February, 2007, 9:42 am

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    *ahem* :wtf:

40. Marcus

    06 February, 2007, 9:59 am

    What!?.. No one recognizes the son of Princess Leia and Jabba the Hut. :puke: It’s prince hut.

41. Dave

    06 February, 2007, 11:32 am

    Definately pushing max gross takeoff weight…and I DO mean gross!

42. Atryd

    06 February, 2007, 6:19 pm

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    Ok. Except for Mandy herself. But I’m sure many would volunteer to eat Mandy… 😈

43. Cynical Villain

    06 February, 2007, 7:15 pm

    It’s the Laundry Basket Baron…Scourge of the Skyways. Master of the Diaper Bomb..

44. stubaby

    06 February, 2007, 8:56 pm

    damn!

45. Lake Effect

    06 February, 2007, 9:47 pm

    Dave…Sen. Ted Kennedy is going to be SO PIST when he sees his baby pic on yer site…prepare for a trip to DC for a hearing!

46. pablo

    07 February, 2007, 12:03 pm

    If you have a tub o’lard, then a bucket o’lard and eventually a basket o’lard, the next obvious step is a plane o’lard?????

47. Funny Alex

    07 February, 2007, 4:29 pm

    i wasn’t sure the boy is real, but if it is so… so fat, freaky 🙂 :thong: :undies:

48. Seanus Darkwood

    07 February, 2007, 6:52 pm

    Okay I have a caption…”I’m flying to a place where cheese wont make me obese” 😈

49. Meagan

    11 February, 2007, 11:39 am

    “…3, 2, 1, lift off! Lift off! Lift off? Momma, why won’t it lift off?”

50. bad things to think about

    12 February, 2007, 6:25 pm

    This is why some :wang: need to go :limp: before the :thong:cums off

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