Note to self: 5,047

1. girl

   13 October, 2004, 12:02 am

   DUH. 😛 I get contact allergies a lot. my skin on my hands and arms are really sensitive. never scratch. just smear on a whole lot of cortizone.

2. Mandy

   13 October, 2004, 12:04 am

   Just don’t touch the :wang: Dave!

3. April

   13 October, 2004, 12:09 am

   You, too, huh?

4. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   13 October, 2004, 12:44 am

   Dave has diaper rash on his arm.

   *giggle giggle*

   Okay, I’ve had to deal with this a lot, having to take care of children:

   Go to the XXX store and go to the XX section, and pick up a tube of XXX. It will be near the XX and the XXX, you know where to look. The best brand to get is XX, I’ve used it a lot on a lot of babys’ XXX.

   I know this is embarassing, Dave, but just bare bear with me, okay? You’ll get through it. If the person at the counter of the XXX store asks any rude questions or looks at you funny, just tell them, “XXX you, you XXX-ing XX!” Buy your tube of XXX and whatever else you’re picking up (watch out, Natalie! :wang:), and drive home to RXXXX XXX.

   Apply the XXX to any and all affected areas, and above all …

   DON’T ITCH IT!

   Since Martha Stewart is now locked up for a while, this piece of Martha Stewart-ish advice has been brought to you by MCBK and the letter … X.

   😆

5. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

   13 October, 2004, 3:57 am

   That will teach you to be so rash…………

   Just kidding Dave, but just count yourself lucky it’s not all over your face. Just imagine it…..people would be saying “Oh look it’s strawberry face.”:oops:

   How horrid.
   😕

6. Minnie

   13 October, 2004, 4:24 am

   Oh my, you poor thing.

   Bring out the calamine lotion and slather liberally!

7. Margaret

   13 October, 2004, 4:30 am

   Just do as my old aunt from the south says~take an oatmeal bath!!

8. Spud

   13 October, 2004, 6:04 am

   That was xactly the the kind of answer dave was after Stacey. 😎

9. Spud

   13 October, 2004, 6:06 am

   I do believe I’m stuttering… 🙄

10. Moxie

    13 October, 2004, 6:40 am

    ACCCKKKKKKKK!!!! Boy Cooties!!!! Run Natalie Run!!

11. Anna

    13 October, 2004, 7:37 am

    Does everybody assume that this is his arm?
    I thought it was his … leg.
    Poor him anyway.

12. Davezilla

    13 October, 2004, 7:47 am

    It’s my arm, yes. Despite the #1 search result to this site being “Davezilla’s penis”, I do not take publish photos of myself without my pants on.

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    13 October, 2004, 7:56 am

    I warned you that contact was dangerous Dave.

    You should live naked in a cave, like me.

    😐

14. Mandy

    13 October, 2004, 8:05 am

    I’d pay to see ReV and Dave naked in a cave. :lol::wang::wang:

15. Frisko

    13 October, 2004, 8:16 am

    Awh, Davezilla,
    have you identified the source of the itchies? I hope it something silly like a new brand of manly soap, not a new reaction to the laundry detergent. Which would require you to re-wash all the laundry. That would be a drag.

    Feel better soon, itching is so distracting.

    Frisko

16. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    13 October, 2004, 10:41 am

    How much?

    I’m not above selling myself in order to pay the bills.

    :wang:

17. Natalie

    13 October, 2004, 10:44 am

    🙁 :kiss:

18. Cheap Date

    13 October, 2004, 11:17 am

    You are a man, therefore INCAPABLE of listening to ANYONE! 🙄

    If you were told NOT to mix comet and bleach, you would……..just to see if it would BLOW UP! :wtf:

    Men = boys = where’s the first aid kit?

19. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    13 October, 2004, 12:25 pm

    Comet and bleach … HMM … thanks for the suggestion, Cheap Date … it’s been a while since I pulled out my Anarchist’s Cookbook …

    😈

20. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    13 October, 2004, 12:27 pm

    FYI: For the record — that was meant to be a JOKE. I do NOT own a copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook. I’m a peace lovin’ hippie.

    Boobs, not bombs.

    :boobs::boobs:

21. Esther

    13 October, 2004, 1:07 pm

    Damn, that looks rough, Dave! I hope you’ve got some soothing ointment to slather on it. Or at least Natalie, to kiss and make it better. :kiss::lol:

22. Frisko

    13 October, 2004, 5:11 pm

    Friskos Log
    Note to self 304 (older notation)

    Never put your lips on a rash, Mom said. Not even your own, you don’t want to get it on your face, just in case its contageous.

23. Frisko

    13 October, 2004, 5:12 pm

    comet has bleach in it so it it a safe mix. The things to avoid mixing are amonia based products with bleach of any kind. Deadly acid gas.

    Doctrine according to housekeeping 101

24. Esther

    13 October, 2004, 6:46 pm

    I know you said ‘note to self,’ Frisko, but I never really specified what ‘it’ was. 😈

25. Frisko

    13 October, 2004, 7:51 pm

    “it” means the rash part

    sorry to confuse

    Frisko

26. Mandy

    13 October, 2004, 8:46 pm

    Um yeah. Cause “you don’t want to get it on your face” could mean quite a few things on Dave’s site. :wang::limp:

27. Anonymous

    08 December, 2004, 2:07 pm

    :boobs::wang::boobs:

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