Year: 2010

  • We can do all thongs through Christ

    Longtime reader Bobby Peru, (and by longtime, I mean 14 years) pointed me to a fun tool for searching Facebook status messages, called OpenBook. While this is amusing enough, Peru went one further. He said that lots of folks make typos in their statuses (we’ve noticed!) and that by searching for the wrong word on…

  • Caption Time #309

  • Bethle-ham

  • Why God, why?

    I just read that UGGs is making thongs. I sincerely hope by that, they mean the Australian word for sandals and not oversized, sheepskin g-strings.

  • If Corporations Formed Bands

    Supplies Are Limited The Low Hanging Fruit First Mover Advantages Out of Pocket and the Expenses Touch Bases Win Win and the Situations The Pro-Actives The Mission Criticals Thinking Outside and the Boxes The Core Competencies More Bang and the Bucks The Bean Counters The Wow Factors Turn Key and the Solutions The Halo Effects…

  • You know, for kids!

    Huh. Available from Amazon.

  • “Oh, I couldn’t!”

  • How to be a real man. Ahem.

  • Emergency instructions

  • Nobody’s monkeys with Zippy!

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    Image via Spingo

  • 19 Things You Never Want to Hear Senior Citizens Say

    “You go girl!” “Are you a natural blonde?” “I’m not wearing underwear.” “That’s the last time I have unprotected sex with a grizzly bear.” “Two grannies. One cup. Just imagine.” “Nearer to the grave is what you’ll crave.” “Like the grey? The carpets match the drapes, you know.” “Let’s pump this jam!” “I’ll even take…