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Kill a Man in Unexpected Ways

By Davezilla 17 May, 2006Observations39 Comments

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By Davezilla 16 May, 2006Uncategorized27 Comments

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By Davezilla 15 May, 2006Uncategorized46 Comments

Have the movie theatre experience at home

By Davezilla 14 May, 2006Observations26 Comments

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What quote defines you?

By Davezilla 13 May, 2006Observations44 Comments

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By Davezilla 12 May, 2006Observations39 Comments

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Bottle Opener?

By Davezilla 10 May, 2006Uncategorized34 Comments

Your ass is mine.

By Davezilla 09 May, 2006Uncategorized37 Comments

Stop Whitey

By Davezilla 08 May, 2006Uncategorized40 Comments

OK, fess upâ€¦

By Davezilla 07 May, 2006Observations31 Comments

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