Year: 2005

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  • I’m sorry, what was the question?

    Today’s post was inspired by loyal reader, Dee Evans. He says, “How about you do one of those things where you give us the punchline and we have to come up with the joke?” An excellent idea. The punchline: So the penguin throws out the donuts and tells the midget prostitute, “See? It’s just like…

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  • Pep talk

    It’s not often one can walk into a public restroom and hear a conversation between a man and his penis. I had just that dubious honor bestowed upon me today in a certain downtown coffeehouse chain. The gentleman, who will not be named and may or may not be pictured below, was having trouble getting…

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  • Useful movie quotes

    Oftentimes one finds oneself without the proper quip or epigram for a given situation. In such times, I prefer to look to the arts — particularly trashy movies — for inspiration. Below are my new favorites. Feel free to use them on coworkers and bosses in response to… well anything, really. What are your favorites?

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  • A woman’s touch

    One thing that has always bothered me and that’s when a woman tells a man, “This place really needs a woman’s touch. It bothers me because a woman’s touch generally means seizure-inducing floral prints and a concrete duck on the front porch that wears a seasonal apron. Here’s what I mean: What you own What…

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  • Overheard: War of the Worlds edition

    Warning: Movie spoiler ahead Well, not really, but if you’re a stickler for not knowing anything about a movie in advance, don’t say I didn’t warn you. So I went to see WotW by myself Sunday and as always, sat directly in front of the stupid couple that have to explain every single scene to…

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