10 Words Men Never Use

  1. Merriment
  2. Cherish
  3. Giddy
  4. Scrumptious
  5. Sparkly
  6. Vag
  7. Toodles
  8. Precious
  9. Pocketbook
  10. Slacks

What words would you add to this list?

Comments

32 responses to “10 Words Men Never Use”

  1. Faith Avatar
    Faith

    “Straight” men.

  2. threeze Avatar

    “American” men.

  3. Mandy Avatar

    teensy weensy. especially if they are referring to their :limp:

  4. dan chapman Avatar
    dan chapman

    the word “cool” especially if you are over 50

  5. J Avatar
    J

    frolicking

  6. StevieC Avatar

    Exfoliate

    Glorious

    Handbag

    Ensemble

    Parfait

    Furious

    Fabulous

    Thingy

    Sorry

  7. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    love

  8. Astryd Avatar

    Color coordinate
    Color scheme
    Periwinkle
    Adorable
    Ooh my goodness!

  9. rust Avatar

    I’d have to ask my woman/love-interest/soon-to-be-wife what words aren’t used by men. Surely there is something!

    “You missed that last exit”

  10. Nicolette Avatar

    ” Excuse me sir, I need directions to get to …….”

  11. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    man bag
    man boobs
    stripes and checks don’t go together
    golly gee
    quaint
    oxfords
    denim pants
    posterior
    anus
    mammary glands

  12. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Fuschia

  13. Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki Avatar
    Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki

    scrumptious
    delectable
    handsome
    fabulous!

  14. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    snifter

    nifty

    dungarees

    marvelous

    I was wrong

  15. Big Tony Avatar
    Big Tony

    Vagina

  16. Big Tony Avatar
    Big Tony

    impotent

  17. Astryd Avatar

    Hold me
    Love me
    Oh, that is so precious!
    I’m sorry (sincerely)
    Do I look pretty
    Quish
    That contrast does not go well
    This is you hue honey
    Ooooh let me hold it!!

  18. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    Labia

  19. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Commitment
    Divine
    Darling (as an adjective)
    Rouge
    Sanitary napkin
    Platonic
    Bucks Fizz
    Malaise
    Buns

  20. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    peachy
    poofy
    does my dick look small in these pants
    dreamy
    dippity doo
    no thanks i’ve had enough blowjobs this week
    chic
    chartreuse
    eeeewy
    lululemon
    sex in the cityish

  21. StevieC Avatar

    That’s okay. I don’t need to cum everytime.

  22. kathryn Avatar

    piddle
    ciggies
    tea things

  23. kathryn Avatar

    piddle
    ciggies
    tea things
    powder room

  24. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    btw. very tricky dave getting us to say all these words ❗

  25. donna Avatar
    donna

    not tonight i have a headache

  26. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    On second thought, dungarees might be acceptable at times. However, pantaloons will not work in any situation.

    Steve I don’t know how many times I have wanted to say that but won’t for fear of making the woman I am with feel inadequate.

  27. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    RE: Link of the Day. Try this, if you dare:

  28. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    Moisturizer (sp?)

    The words that are pronounced “keesh” and “Poe Pouree” but I don’t know how to spell them ’cause I never use ’em.

  29. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    P.S. – Oops! Astryd already said “Quish” – or should it be “quiche” or somethin’ else.

  30. Astryd Avatar

    It’s not spelled right. Figured it wouldn’t matter.

    Tinkle