You want us to do what, coach?

1. Coleman

   20 September, 2006, 12:07 am

   This is what your winky looks like before shrinkage… and this is what your winky looks like after shrinkage. Any questions?

2. Spud

   20 September, 2006, 3:08 am

   “I want you to grab them like this and then insert this finger”

   :geek:

3. Lung the Younger

   20 September, 2006, 4:14 am

   September 5th, 2006. Aquatic Australians wearing black in mourning as the coach explains the circumstances of Steve Irwin’s untimely demise.

4. Randy

   20 September, 2006, 6:40 am

   Our budget will not permit us to fully cloth you; however, in order to make this WW-1 movie scene plausible, you must don aviator goggles and climb into the biplanes we are providing. And by the way Red Barron, yeah, you with the different colored hat, try to keep that weapon that’s in your pants better concealed

5. phud

   20 September, 2006, 9:11 am

   Water Polo? I thought this was the muff diving team

6. Irene

   20 September, 2006, 9:36 am

   *Coach* Now I KNOW that this isn’t exactly in the regulation rules, but if you wanna WIN this swim meet, you gotta hook your opponents’ swimtrunks like THIS, and then PULL…
   *Team* But Coach, won’t they be naked then?
   *Coach* You wanna win this or WHAT???

7. Mitch

   20 September, 2006, 10:25 am

   Coach, What’s a “Shocker”? I read about it once in Penthouse Forum. Can you show me with your hands?

8. Nikki

   20 September, 2006, 2:08 pm

   [Comment ID #76823 will be quoted here]

   That would explain what the M represents.

9. April

   20 September, 2006, 4:29 pm

   Hey, their trunks spell “Mmmm” for a very good reason.

10. Flash Gordon

    20 September, 2006, 5:58 pm

    Number 5, remove some of those socks. Who you kidding? 🙄 :limp: 👿 😈

11. dougieace

    20 September, 2006, 6:45 pm

    i know its cold boys but when your balls turn blue we will just call them go blue balls

12. mikeB

    20 September, 2006, 10:31 pm

    [Comment ID #76828 will be quoted here]

    Mitch stole my comment

13. Mitch

    21 September, 2006, 9:02 am

    Sorry, Mike. I’m sadly a person looking to make “Shocker” jokes as often as possible.

    Sad, True, and often funny. Even if it’s Low Hanging Fruit….Like the Polo Players. :thong:

14. Cynical Villain

    21 September, 2006, 12:15 pm

    Well Coach, is it suppose to be that small when we get out of the pool?

    No it should be this big! How else are you going to be getting the women of Iota Pi with winkies like that! Back into the pool! :puke:

15. Saucy Panties Blog

    24 September, 2006, 6:12 am

    Why has one of them got a red ‘helmet’ ?

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