Why God, why? III

1. Anita Mann-Badley

   27 May, 2006, 12:30 am

   Believe me, Ermaline, nobody’s gonna notice that little tabacca stain on your Jeff Gordon shirt.

2. Elektra

   27 May, 2006, 12:42 am

   Holy hell!!! :dead:

3. Mjaz

   27 May, 2006, 12:45 am

   “Depends” displays their new style at the County Fair, for the “young at heart”.

4. Driver

   27 May, 2006, 1:05 am

   The Horror The Horror The Horror :dead:

5. Lee

   27 May, 2006, 1:20 am

   Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in about 20 years.

6. Jim Ivy

   27 May, 2006, 1:37 am

   Now that’s rough terrain!

7. Creelock

   27 May, 2006, 2:06 am

   I got out of bed because I couldn’t sleep, I felt ill. Then I saw that Picture and everything went Black, now I feel bad and I think i’m blind. :puke:

8. Marcus

   27 May, 2006, 2:10 am

   Good for her!! Go grandma go! She might not still got it, but she is gonna flaunt it. lol. I bet she makes one hell of a hash brownie. Mmmm. Yum. Brownies. :wtf: What kind of bike does she ride, I wonder!?!

   I am going to become a professional body painter. 😛 😆

9. Esther

   27 May, 2006, 3:13 am

   Well, so much for sleep. /goes to fridge and pops open a beer….

10. Master Solace

    27 May, 2006, 4:54 am

    My eyes…MY eyes……..MY EYES…………….MY EYES………….

    Dave….I have a feeling that God has nothing to do with the very terrifying sight………..

    Maybe becoming a professional body painter might help heal me…
    😈

11. Spud

    27 May, 2006, 6:51 am

    Miss Swamp Gator 1957 returns to the scene of the crime…

12. Bob

    27 May, 2006, 7:14 am

    Oh my god! Im so turned on I think Im gonna PUKE! :puke: :puke: :puke:

13. Craig

    27 May, 2006, 7:40 am

    I think that’s a dude. :puke:

14. djemm

    27 May, 2006, 7:42 am

    Girls Gone Wild the senior citizens first editon With 100% more wrinkles and its not just on the clothes anymore :wtf:

15. underdog

    27 May, 2006, 7:48 am

    damn that is nasty wonder if she is single ha ha ha 🙄

16. bandwagon

    27 May, 2006, 8:02 am

    Outfit for rolling thunder this weekend! :wtf:

17. Da Popster

    27 May, 2006, 9:17 am

    Think I’m gonna hurl :puke: and then have nightmares for a month :limp:

18. mikeB

    27 May, 2006, 9:28 am

    Mom?

19. Rosalind

    27 May, 2006, 9:30 am

    :wtf: That’s going to give me nightmares for weeks! :puke:

20. Britt

    27 May, 2006, 10:20 am

    it’s her unders for her assless chaps that her boy toy stole, he said he liked the way they made him feel, then he broke out singing prince… wow what a night
    :limp:

21. cbatdux

    27 May, 2006, 11:22 am

    [Comment ID #56786 will be quoted here]

    (Spewing milk thru nostrils….)

22. mikeme

    27 May, 2006, 12:23 pm

    :limp: :limp: :wtf: :limp: :limp: :wtf: :puke:

23. LovlyBrown1

    27 May, 2006, 12:54 pm

    WHERE R THEY, THE COTTAGE CHEESE FESTIVAL IN BACKWWODS, TN?! :puke:

24. umm

    27 May, 2006, 1:23 pm

    Zelda Rottencrotch, Miss Wisconsin Cottage Cheese Queen of 1921, does her part to promote the ever-fresh “got milk” campaign. Here she uses her femanine wiles to gain the attention of local farmer, Ned Doofus.

25. Mom

    27 May, 2006, 3:10 pm

    mikeB? Yeah, tha’s me. How do ya like me new body paint, huh? I tolds the artist I want nice lean bacon thighs and she hafta gimme cottage cheese thighs instead. Girl ain’t got a stinkin’ brain, I tell ya.

    Now git.

26. Dennis Bookhart

    27 May, 2006, 4:13 pm

    :puke: And :puke: some more!!

27. Jim

    27 May, 2006, 4:20 pm

    Just in case you didn’t get a good enough look, there’s a booth selling binoculars in the rear.

    uh…should re-phrase that.

28. Lena

    27 May, 2006, 5:25 pm

    I am waaaaay too young for all this horror. Was there a rating? 🙁

29. Duker

    27 May, 2006, 5:27 pm

    Proof that even when your tits have sagged to your hips, men will still not look you in the eye!! You GO, GRANNY!!! :boob: ❓ :boob:

30. Paige

    27 May, 2006, 5:38 pm

    Are those actually Daisy Dukes that she is wearing??? Well, in the words of Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich- “I think I look nice.” 😀

31. Bjorn Freeh

    27 May, 2006, 6:16 pm

    I realize that this isn’t a Caption Time posting but…

    1. Geez, and all Indy Car Racing can offer is Danica Patrick. I can see why nascar is so popular.

    2. My god, if that’s just the toe, how big is the freakin’ camel?

    3. If this wasn’t nascar, the celebrated home of virtuous American family values, I’d ravish you right here, right now.

    4. I now understand why nascar has a car sponsored by Viagra.

32. scamper95

    27 May, 2006, 6:16 pm

    Damn Dave I thought you at least some limits on what you posted. I’ll be sick all day :puke: :puke:

33. Flash Gordon

    27 May, 2006, 6:21 pm

    I tried but I couldn’t get any further than this…. :limp: :???:…oh, how
    mortifying. But the body painting revived me, especially the one with the
    pussycat !

    ! :wang: :wang: :wtf:

34. Goth Princess

    27 May, 2006, 7:05 pm

    God, that’s not from God, that’s the work of Satan :evil:. Shit, I won’t be sleeping for a while. :puke:

35. chicky

    27 May, 2006, 7:34 pm

    WTF!!! 😳

36. Ronnie

    27 May, 2006, 8:32 pm

    Ya’ll a bunch of wimps! That’s some count! ain’t been out of the home but three weeks. It’s Prime Time!

37. Drusky

    27 May, 2006, 9:06 pm

    And that’s what she gets for sitting on rolled up cyclone fencing… 😆

    Grandma couldn’t work the good corners anymore, but she still knew how to flaunt it at the biker show… except for this gentleman who has a tape measure in his hands to measure the :boob: sag… 😈

    Anyone for cheesecake?

38. Mandy

    27 May, 2006, 9:45 pm

    Here’s a terrifying thought: What if she’s naked and at the Body Painting Festival? :puke:

39. Esther

    27 May, 2006, 10:16 pm

    [Comment ID #57058 will be quoted here]

    Oh, Mandy. :dead:

40. Spud

    27 May, 2006, 11:29 pm

    Damn, I need brain cleansing after that thought…

    :wtf:

41. Master Solace

    28 May, 2006, 2:48 am

    [Comment ID #57058 will be quoted here]

    After I clear out my eyes, I may need someone to burn the images of that out of my mind….thanks alot Mandy…………….. :wtf:

42. Teri

    28 May, 2006, 4:31 am

    OMFG!!!!! Nasty! Now I must vomit. :puke: :dead:

43. Meagan

    28 May, 2006, 11:30 am

    HOLY GRANDMOTHER OF GOD!!!! :puke: :puke:

44. Tina Marie

    28 May, 2006, 8:03 pm

    If that’s what she’s (not) wearing on her ass, don’t you wonder what she’s (not) got covering her chest that Farmer Brown is staring at.

    And as for all of you who made rude comments about her body…it may not look good to most of us, but there are plenty of older biker guys out there who took one look at that picture and got major-league horny! Even old chicks get laid.

45. The Cynical Villain

    28 May, 2006, 10:06 pm

    Grannies Gone Wild…the GILF Age!!!

46. Chicky

    29 May, 2006, 6:24 pm

    [Comment ID #57058 will be quoted here]

    Okay, that’s it….. :puke:

47. Chad

    07 June, 2006, 8:45 pm

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