Where the beautiful people are

1. Esther

   07 February, 2005, 12:18 am

   Hmmm, maybe I don’t need to out more, after all.

   Can anybody figure out exactly what is popping out from under Queen Amidala’s, um, dress?

2. Esther

   07 February, 2005, 12:20 am

   That would be ‘go out’ more, not out anybody more.:grin::oops:

3. Poofles

   07 February, 2005, 12:28 am

   Undies for Japanese businessmen :undies:

4. rust

   07 February, 2005, 12:30 am

   Nappies, for incontinent seniors like you and me!

   :undies:

5. rust

   07 February, 2005, 12:32 am

   and don’t forget,
   BLOGGER’s, for people with NO social skills whatsoever!

6. rust

   07 February, 2005, 12:34 am

   oh, of course, there’s my personal favourite:
   RUSTY’s — for the cast-iron clad clod who should be visiting NAPPIE’s

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   07 February, 2005, 1:59 am

   :boxers:

   SHORTS … for middle-aged men who buy Corvettes …

   :boobs::boobs:
   PIERCED … for Davezilla.com readers/commenters/kinky submitters …

   SUBMISSIONS … see above

   :thong:
   LINERS … for goth chicks w/P.M.S. … it’s only a GAY BAR by default, ‘cuz the men are scared to go in there … (it’s next door to “SUBMISSIONS”)

8. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   07 February, 2005, 2:01 am

   … oy … Davezilla.com is such a distraction … I gotta get back to studying, but damnit, Dave … now you got me all missin’ City Club and Labrynth … :dead:

9. wantwit

   07 February, 2005, 2:37 am

   don’t forget “BALLS & CHAINS” for the BDSM married gay swingers scene. :wtf:

10. frisko

    07 February, 2005, 2:43 am

    I have never seen Star Wars the film all the way through. I seem to always fall asleep during the film. The reason is perfectly clear.

    Fun with emocons

    :geek:
    :boobs::boobs:
    :undies:

11. Spud

    07 February, 2005, 6:15 am

    Scratchies – where discerning irritants gather.

12. Mandy

    07 February, 2005, 7:06 am

    I love the new icons! Too bad most of your readers are commando! :kiss:

13. Davezilla

    07 February, 2005, 7:33 am

    You say that as though it were a bad thing, Mandy. 😈

14. Blue

    07 February, 2005, 7:47 am

    You mean there are conventions for star wars, this is not an urban legend? Do these people need a life? A job?:roll:

    Blue

15. CJ

    07 February, 2005, 8:31 am

    The Offshore Drilling Rig or for a stripclub the Manhole

16. Anna

    07 February, 2005, 8:31 am

    I’m overwhelmed. Can’t think of anything, except that that is really impressive.

    Well, okay, “Golden Rain” – where the sprinkler system is filled with urine.

    Did anyone see Shawny Davis become the first african-american skating champion (last weekend in Moskou)? He, Derek Parra, KC Boutiette and another (forgot his name) beat the rest of the skating world (Holland) to shit.
    Really good to see (we’ve been domineering for the last 10 years, so finally somebody else ….)

17. Anna

    07 February, 2005, 8:34 am

    or is that “dominating” … whatever

18. frisko

    07 February, 2005, 9:38 am

    I put boobs and pink panties on Wil Weaton.
    Too much homework, to little tomfoolery.

19. rust

    07 February, 2005, 10:37 am

    :geek:
    Ahh! I’ve been reminded of another bar I used to go to:
    Losers, where Wil Wheaton’s posse hangs out

20. rust

    07 February, 2005, 10:40 am

    Mojo Jojo, where the Powerpuff Girls go to kick back and cruise for “HIM”

21. Merth

    07 February, 2005, 11:18 am

    The Blogtown Cafe` – where all live journal folk meet up and say – “Hey are you Rob195? Cool! It is me BadMofo420! Your bio said you were 6’3″… ”

    Rob195, “No, I am 63 inches. Hahahahahahahahaha!”

22. mikeB

    07 February, 2005, 12:35 pm

    I want to know where this Wombats club is. :wtf:

23. Lace Valentine

    07 February, 2005, 4:47 pm

    BLOGGERS– :geek: That place where you drink, and then write about how your drinking was and what you drank and how much it cost and who was there, ala Andy Warhol diary. Mood: crapulent.

    UNDIES– :boxers: :undies: A bar where overweight women in lingerie and balding men in boxers can recall the glory days of Fleetwood Mac.

    STALLONE’S–:twisted: In Philly, Rocky memorabilia hangs on the wall and girls from south Jersey arm wrestle with unemployed car mechanics.

    ASTROS–:idea: New Agers, Astrologers and Wiccans gather in Bacchanal covens upon barstools.

24. mikeB

    07 February, 2005, 4:57 pm

    Dumbfucks: Self explanatory. :dead:

25. Esther

    07 February, 2005, 6:24 pm

    I bet that place is always packed, too. 😐

26. julie

    07 February, 2005, 6:48 pm

    My boyfriend works there. 😛

27. Esther

    07 February, 2005, 7:34 pm

    I hope that’s not where you met him, julie.:!:

28. rust

    07 February, 2005, 7:57 pm

    COOTIES: not a bar where alcohol is served, but where pre-adolescents congregate to avoid getting them.

29. julie

    07 February, 2005, 10:14 pm

    No, he’s just acting like one lately. 😐
    No :boobs::boobs: for him!

30. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    09 February, 2005, 2:55 am

    EIGHTIES – where I’m going to be hangin’ out in six decades or so, wearin’ my goth make-up :dead:, my sexy lingerie :thong: (or :undies: Depends, if I even HAVE a bladder by then… if not, I’ll go COMMANDO, like I am at the moment), wearin’ a leather brassiere for my :boobs::boobs: (because, well … gravity DOES take its toll, boyz), and drinkin’ my Guinness out of a :java: cup, tryin’ relive my childhood from that decade known as “The Friggin’ Riggin Years” (as my grandmother would have said).

    🙄

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