What quote defines you?

1. mikeB

   13 May, 2006, 11:42 am

   To describe myself:
   “Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”
   “You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”
   Napoleon Dynamite

2. benendetto

   13 May, 2006, 11:58 am

   “icant believe you came on my mom”

3. shelley

   13 May, 2006, 1:02 pm

   “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

4. Cheryl

   13 May, 2006, 1:31 pm

   What can go wrong, will go wrong
   —-Murphys Law

5. Alex

   13 May, 2006, 1:35 pm

   I take my job seriously, not myself. 😆

6. mccan

   13 May, 2006, 1:48 pm

   “Cake or death?”
   “Cake please”

7. Amanda B.

   13 May, 2006, 3:11 pm

   Ref. Link-O-the-day: Loved the comedian, will have nightmares about the other sad, sad video! :dead:

8. Mandy

   13 May, 2006, 3:56 pm

   “She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.”
   (Oscar Wilde) :kiss: :kiss:

9. conestogaman

   13 May, 2006, 3:58 pm

   “And remember. No matter where you go…there you are…”

10. Ms Puppet Launcher

    13 May, 2006, 4:55 pm

    “Children should be drowned and not heard.”

11. Flash Gordon

    13 May, 2006, 5:57 pm

    Alas! Poor Yorick! I knew him. 😳 😕 👿

12. Peg

    13 May, 2006, 6:47 pm

    “Too old to be young and too young to be old.”
    :kiss:

13. |nSan|ty

    13 May, 2006, 7:10 pm

    I have 2 dogs, one is the alter ego of Richard Simmons, happy about everything in her little world, the other dog… I truely beleive would flip me off if he could, he cares about nothing but his food supply.

14. Meagan

    13 May, 2006, 7:32 pm

    “Into each generation a slayer is born, one girl in all the world, a Chosen One, one born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires…”
    or
    “I am woman! Hear me roar!”

15. cbatdux

    13 May, 2006, 8:33 pm

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    Show off. Getting the quote right. Sheesh!

16. cbatdux

    13 May, 2006, 8:35 pm

    I am that I am (yahweh) …..or

    I Yam what I yam (popeye

17. Spud

    13 May, 2006, 8:47 pm

    “Don’t let the same dog bite you twice. ” Charles Eberry.

    :geek:

18. Paige

    13 May, 2006, 9:44 pm

    If a man chooses not to keep pace with his companions/ perhaps it is because he hears another drummer/let him step to the music he hears/ however measured or far away (Thoreau)

19. evilqueen

    13 May, 2006, 10:00 pm

    Now that’s a video! I laughed so hard I peed.

20. Bjorn Freeh

    13 May, 2006, 10:49 pm

    You’re only late if you show up.

21. Driver

    13 May, 2006, 10:57 pm

    Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it .

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    I just watched that movie and its so damn funny I’m still laughing .

22. paul

    13 May, 2006, 11:09 pm

    For my cat the best quote would be, ” Get in my belly. I’m higher on the food chain than you. I ate a baby” (he’s a fat bastard)

23. paul

    13 May, 2006, 11:12 pm

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    I would have peed too but I was busy hurling!

24. Cara

    13 May, 2006, 11:28 pm

    “to pee on the rug or not to pee on the rug? That is the question” 😆

25. mary

    14 May, 2006, 1:13 am

    I got my master in the palm of my paw……ho hum….

26. Marcus

    14 May, 2006, 2:05 am

    “Honey, they’re not dancin, they’re Tazar victims.” Big Mama (for the video)

    “Who is John Galt?” Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand (for me)

    “Bite me, Krispy Kreme!” Erin Brokovich (for JFLY)

    “Bring us a shrubbery!” (for Davezilla)

    “You’re tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids?” (for MasterSolace) :wtf:

27. Master Solace

    14 May, 2006, 7:43 am

    “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings, but silence breaks your heart”

28. Da Popster

    14 May, 2006, 8:24 am

    I exist to serve the fat cat. 😆

29. Jinx

    14 May, 2006, 9:18 am

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs had better get used to it. (Robert Heinlen)

30. Meagan

    14 May, 2006, 9:52 am

    For my sister’s dog Kali: “Crush, kill, destroy!” 😈
    (Also, anyone who knows Indian mythology will get this.)

31. Coleman

    14 May, 2006, 4:06 pm

    “To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all” -guess who ever said that never owned a 1968 SS Camaro

32. mary foster

    14 May, 2006, 7:56 pm

    Chances are, if you see a turtle on a fencepost… someone put it there. :wtf:

33. jilly

    15 May, 2006, 12:58 am

    “I am damaged but then, you are damaged too…so shut your pie-hole” :wtf:

34. Anna

    15 May, 2006, 3:35 am

    Cat nr. 1 – You toucha da fur I breaka you face!!
    Cat nr. 2 – I’m too old for this shit ~sigh~
    Cat nr. 3 – I’m so prrretty, I’m so prrretty, I’m so prrretty and witty and gay

35. Cindy

    15 May, 2006, 8:42 am

    It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission!

36. Merth

    15 May, 2006, 9:00 am

    “I just want you to know – we are all counting on you.” 😕

37. Chicky

    15 May, 2006, 5:57 pm

    I can’t think of a quote for myself… I’m entirely too disturbed by the video in the link. What IS that…. a soft-core scientology recruiting video!!!!???!!!
    Okay, I got a quote to define myself:
    “I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ”
    🙂

38. Jim S

    15 May, 2006, 9:05 pm

    “Is it not queer that he is thus bewitched?”

    – Queen Isabella in Christopher Marlowe’s “Edward II”

39. Jane

    16 May, 2006, 1:51 am

    Come over to the Dark side……We have cookies

40. Timm

    16 May, 2006, 3:30 am

    Quotes (that apply) for me:
    In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. — Albert Camus

    Under every cynic is a dissillusioned idealist. – unknown

    Knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. – Lucille Ball

    Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. -Lucille Ball

    If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t. -Emerson M. Pugh

41. Timm

    16 May, 2006, 3:33 am

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    Cara, Is that for you or your pet?

42. Tara

    16 May, 2006, 9:51 am

    That rug really tied the room together.

43. Tara

    16 May, 2006, 9:53 am

    Also….
    “There’s no secret handshake. There’s an IQ prerequisite, but there’s no secret handshake. “

44. Jeffro

    17 May, 2006, 6:26 pm

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    Would that be from The Big Lebowski? Because… the dude abides.

    “from there to here & here to there
    funny things are everywere” – Dr. Suess

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