What quote defines you?

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44 responses to “What quote defines you?”

1. 

   13 May, 2006

   mikeB

   To describe myself:
   “Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”
   “You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”
   Napoleon Dynamite
2. 

   13 May, 2006

   benendetto

   “icant believe you came on my mom”
3. 

   13 May, 2006

   shelley

   “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.”
4. 

   13 May, 2006

   Cheryl

   What can go wrong, will go wrong
   —-Murphys Law
5. 

   13 May, 2006

   Alex

   I take my job seriously, not myself. 😆
6. 

   13 May, 2006

   mccan

   “Cake or death?”
   “Cake please”
7. 

   13 May, 2006

   Amanda B.

   Ref. Link-O-the-day: Loved the comedian, will have nightmares about the other sad, sad video! :dead:
8. 

   13 May, 2006

   Mandy

   “She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.”
   (Oscar Wilde) :kiss: :kiss:
9. 

   13 May, 2006

   conestogaman

   “And remember. No matter where you go…there you are…”
10. 

    13 May, 2006

    Ms Puppet Launcher

    “Children should be drowned and not heard.”
11. 

    13 May, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    Alas! Poor Yorick! I knew him. 😳 😕 👿
12. 

    13 May, 2006

    Peg

    “Too old to be young and too young to be old.”
    :kiss:
13. 

    13 May, 2006

    |nSan|ty

    I have 2 dogs, one is the alter ego of Richard Simmons, happy about everything in her little world, the other dog… I truely beleive would flip me off if he could, he cares about nothing but his food supply.
14. 

    13 May, 2006

    Meagan

    “Into each generation a slayer is born, one girl in all the world, a Chosen One, one born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires…”
    or
    “I am woman! Hear me roar!”
15. 

    13 May, 2006

    cbatdux

    [Comment ID #50429 will be quoted here]

    Show off. Getting the quote right. Sheesh!
16. 

    13 May, 2006

    cbatdux

    I am that I am (yahweh) …..or

    I Yam what I yam (popeye
17. 

    13 May, 2006

    Spud

    “Don’t let the same dog bite you twice. ” Charles Eberry.

    :geek:
18. 

    13 May, 2006

    Paige

    If a man chooses not to keep pace with his companions/ perhaps it is because he hears another drummer/let him step to the music he hears/ however measured or far away (Thoreau)
19. 

    13 May, 2006

    evilqueen

    Now that’s a video! I laughed so hard I peed.
20. 

    13 May, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    You’re only late if you show up.
21. 

    13 May, 2006

    Driver

    Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it .

    [Comment ID #50352 will be quoted here]

    I just watched that movie and its so damn funny I’m still laughing .
22. 

    13 May, 2006

    paul

    For my cat the best quote would be, ” Get in my belly. I’m higher on the food chain than you. I ate a baby” (he’s a fat bastard)
23. 

    13 May, 2006

    paul

    [Comment ID #50449 will be quoted here]

    I would have peed too but I was busy hurling!
24. 

    13 May, 2006

    Cara

    “to pee on the rug or not to pee on the rug? That is the question” 😆
25. 

    14 May, 2006

    mary

    I got my master in the palm of my paw……ho hum….
26. 

    14 May, 2006

    Marcus

    “Honey, they’re not dancin, they’re Tazar victims.” Big Mama (for the video)

    “Who is John Galt?” Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand (for me)

    “Bite me, Krispy Kreme!” Erin Brokovich (for JFLY)

    “Bring us a shrubbery!” (for Davezilla)

    “You’re tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids?” (for MasterSolace) :wtf:
27. 

    14 May, 2006

    Master Solace

    “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings, but silence breaks your heart”
28. 

    14 May, 2006

    Da Popster

    I exist to serve the fat cat. 😆
29. 

    14 May, 2006

    Jinx

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs had better get used to it. (Robert Heinlen)
30. 

    14 May, 2006

    Meagan

    For my sister’s dog Kali: “Crush, kill, destroy!” 😈
    (Also, anyone who knows Indian mythology will get this.)
31. 

    14 May, 2006

    Coleman

    “To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all” -guess who ever said that never owned a 1968 SS Camaro
32. 

    14 May, 2006

    mary foster

    Chances are, if you see a turtle on a fencepost… someone put it there. :wtf:
33. 

    15 May, 2006

    jilly

    “I am damaged but then, you are damaged too…so shut your pie-hole” :wtf:
34. 

    15 May, 2006

    Anna

    Cat nr. 1 – You toucha da fur I breaka you face!!
    Cat nr. 2 – I’m too old for this shit ~sigh~
    Cat nr. 3 – I’m so prrretty, I’m so prrretty, I’m so prrretty and witty and gay
35. 

    15 May, 2006

    Cindy

    It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission!
36. 

    15 May, 2006

    Merth

    “I just want you to know – we are all counting on you.” 😕
37. 

    15 May, 2006

    Chicky

    I can’t think of a quote for myself… I’m entirely too disturbed by the video in the link. What IS that…. a soft-core scientology recruiting video!!!!???!!!
    Okay, I got a quote to define myself:
    “I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ”
    🙂
38. 

    15 May, 2006

    Jim S

    “Is it not queer that he is thus bewitched?”

    – Queen Isabella in Christopher Marlowe’s “Edward II”
39. 

    16 May, 2006

    Jane

    Come over to the Dark side……We have cookies
40. 

    16 May, 2006

    Timm

    Quotes (that apply) for me:
    In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. — Albert Camus

    Under every cynic is a dissillusioned idealist. – unknown

    Knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. – Lucille Ball

    Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. -Lucille Ball

    If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t. -Emerson M. Pugh
41. 

    16 May, 2006

    Timm

    [Comment ID #50459 will be quoted here]

    Cara, Is that for you or your pet?
42. 

    16 May, 2006

    Tara

    That rug really tied the room together.
43. 

    16 May, 2006

    Tara

    Also….
    “There’s no secret handshake. There’s an IQ prerequisite, but there’s no secret handshake. “
44. 

    17 May, 2006

    Jeffro

    [Comment ID #51299 will be quoted here]

    Would that be from The Big Lebowski? Because… the dude abides.

    “from there to here & here to there
    funny things are everywere” – Dr. Suess