Unbelieveable!

1. Davezilla

   30 June, 2007, 12:07 pm

   My question is, “Then what the Hell is it?”

2. Chris S

   30 June, 2007, 12:54 pm

   I always thought that was a dumb name for a product. Well, this and the “I can’t believe its not butter!”

   My computer isn’t butter either but that’s not too unbelievable. The day they make a computer out of butter will be awesome. Imagine using your hard drive to butter your toast… :wtf:

3. Anton

   30 June, 2007, 1:08 pm

   Alternate translation:

   I can’t believe they think this crap is butter.

4. crash

   30 June, 2007, 1:13 pm

   If they don’t know what it is then i ‘m not going to try it …I know lets get mikie he’ll try it he likes anything! :wtf:

5. Bigwavdave

   30 June, 2007, 1:36 pm

   Maybe it’s anal lube.

6. Bigwavdave

   30 June, 2007, 1:37 pm

   John was the Walrus, not Paul. John was just saying that to be nice.

7. Meagan

   30 June, 2007, 2:16 pm

   I like how GodTube depicts the end of days here on earth. To quote Jesus: “Behold, for I am coming quickly.” Maybe he’s already here… in butter form. :wtf:

8. sledge

   30 June, 2007, 3:05 pm

   This is not butter it’s crap.Package looks like sardines

9. Drusky

   30 June, 2007, 4:14 pm

   From the makers of “I Can’t Fuckin Believe This Is Jelly!” 😈

10. Junie

    30 June, 2007, 4:26 pm

    When you open it a bunch of fake snakes jump out.

    The disclaimer on the lid keeps ’em from being sued in the event of a heart attack.

11. Penguin Pete

    30 June, 2007, 4:57 pm

    it’s slug cum.

12. misterarthur

    30 June, 2007, 7:09 pm

    Ceci n’est pas du beurre. (Apologies to Rene Magritte)

13. Bjorn Freeh

    30 June, 2007, 9:28 pm

    Apparently, what the Chinese deemed too dangerous to put in toothpaste, they packaged as spread. Fortunately, before anyone could actually eat any of the product, the entire shipment (480,000 packages) was bought up by the good folks of Cincinnati and used to construct Big Butter Jesus.

    Yes, Jesus saves…

14. Nicole W.

    30 June, 2007, 9:51 pm

    :puke:
    Reminds me of cheesefood. What the hell is that stuff and why don’t they have the truth in advertising like these people!! :wtf:

15. Spud

    01 July, 2007, 3:29 am

    [Comment ID #193889 will be quoted here]Anybody notice how quickly this thread went down the toilet… anyone? … bueller?

    I would never have thought of butter in the same context as anal lube, not that I know anything about that sort of thing or anything…

    Anybody got a ladder…

16. AnnieB

    01 July, 2007, 9:12 am

    … it s’not! :puke:

17. Tater Salad

    01 July, 2007, 10:25 am

    That’s what she keeps telling me, at least its not cheese.

18. Tater Salad

    01 July, 2007, 10:25 am

    That’s what she keeps telling me, at least its not cheese.

19. Mikeme

    01 July, 2007, 11:03 am

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    A Bob & Tom fan?

20. Flash Gordon

    01 July, 2007, 12:01 pm

    I can’t believe the dearth of good translators. 😕 😕 :wtf: :kiss:

21. Lake Effect

    01 July, 2007, 4:17 pm

    Unbelievably, this ain’t a breadstick I’m slathering it on, either!

22. Bjorn Freeh

    01 July, 2007, 4:44 pm

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    Can’t say as I’ve heard of ’em. Heywood Banks, however, I’ve heard of…

23. Maddog

    01 July, 2007, 5:44 pm

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    I,m with you Bro, thing is may not want to know what it is! And that’s a scarey thought! Hey wait a minute, could it be a new type of C-4? That’s even a scarier thought!!!! :wtf:

24. Lung the Younger

    02 July, 2007, 4:03 am

    “I can’t believe it’s not melamine!”

    Bob McKensie – FDA spokesperson.

25. Astryd

    02 July, 2007, 10:39 am

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    It’s the lard sucked from bellies during liposuction.

26. Sweet T

    02 July, 2007, 12:02 pm

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    That is the first thing that came to my mind when read the labek myself. lol :wtf: 🙄 😆

27. Sweet T

    02 July, 2007, 12:05 pm

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    That is the first thing that came to my mind when read the label myself. lol :wtf: 🙄 😆

28. pablo

    02 July, 2007, 1:14 pm

    New from the folks that brought you “Unbelievable, this is not butter”

    You crazy bitch, it’s tampons

    It’s only a dollar, what did you expect?

29. pablo

    02 July, 2007, 1:15 pm

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    Brings new meaning to buttering ones muffins

30. officeratt

    02 July, 2007, 8:19 pm

    Better meaning…..buttering your :wang: eh Pablo 😛

31. tinamarie

    02 July, 2007, 9:12 pm

    Unbelievable!

    This is not tasty.

32. tinamarie

    02 July, 2007, 9:12 pm

    Unbelievable!

    This is not tasty.

33. svnnhbanana

    02 July, 2007, 11:49 pm

    If they don’t know what the hell it is I am not going to eat it :puke:

34. Master Solace

    03 July, 2007, 2:54 pm

    I wonder if Fabio does this commercial as well…..

    Spud, of course this stuff is anal lube, haven’t you ever heard the expression “buttering one’s corn”….. :limp:

    😈

35. Drusky

    03 July, 2007, 8:47 pm

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    Isn’t that what ‘non-stick’ spray’s for? 😈

36. AnnieB

    03 July, 2007, 9:26 pm

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    Hey Pablo … I think someone is in luv with you! You better not be two-timing me you bastard! :boob: :boob: :thong: 😛

37. pablo

    03 July, 2007, 11:08 pm

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    Quit hitting on me

38. officeratt

    07 July, 2007, 4:16 pm

    not hitting on you. please. wake up and spread your butter 👿

39. Jay Laverdure

    07 July, 2007, 7:43 pm

    Natalie: I don’t know you. And I am not “familiar”
    with the religious cult that you have exemplared.
    Would you tell me (PLEASE!) what the Hell you mean by this?!

40. Master Solace

    09 July, 2007, 11:20 am

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    Well, last time I checked, it did come in a spray too……….wait……I’m refering to Fabio’s product placement…not the…..”non-stick” spray you would be talking about……

    I personally prefer a more natural lube……. 😈

41. Astryd

    09 July, 2007, 1:57 pm

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    Water based in the clear bottle with lilac top… 😆

42. Master Solace

    10 July, 2007, 9:42 am

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    Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of my partner’s spit……. :wang: 😈

43. Drusky

    10 July, 2007, 3:48 pm

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    Wouldn’t that be an entirely different product?
    “Unbelieviable This Is Not Spit”… 😈

44. Astryd

    10 July, 2007, 4:53 pm

    Dehydrated Spit
    Directions: To activate ingredients drool over container until full to rim. ❓

    By the makers of Dehydrated Water 😀

45. Master Solace

    11 July, 2007, 8:24 am

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    Yes I think that would be…

    [Comment ID #194960 will be quoted here]

    To activate ingredients drool over container until full to rim……..almost exactly what I was talking about…… 😛 + :wang: = 💡

    😈

46. James

    11 July, 2007, 8:52 am

    Years ago there was a comic showing a fly spreading something out of a little plastic tub onto what looked like toast.

    On the side of the tub it said “I can’t believe it’s not shit.”

47. AnnieB

    11 July, 2007, 7:13 pm

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    Almost? Exactly what DID you have in mind?

    You know I could really “warm” up to you if you’d change your fucking avatar.

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