This will not end well

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35 responses to “This will not end well”

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   19 December, 2005

   Mandy

   If he keeps stroking it, that will be a rat of unusual size. :wang:

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   19 December, 2005

   Spud

   …rats…

   :boobs:

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   19 December, 2005

   Duker

   You’ve got 10 minutes to get your finger out of my ass….:razz:

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   19 December, 2005

   Fai Sheng

   That headline had me worried for a moment, I read “Drunken Satans 👿 run amok” now that would be bad!

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   19 December, 2005

   Lung the Younger

   Oh Darling, I can’t help but feel that our love is doomed to fail, for you are the noble son of a Tuscan countess and I shit behind the skirting boards.

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   19 December, 2005

   charlie

   “Sure wish I had the cash for a real gerbil…”

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   19 December, 2005

   Marcus

   rat to man : Please don’t stick me up your ass; I am not a gerbil.:hurl:

   Santas kick ass. Great story. Probably pissed off at listening to children whine and complain about what they want. Ofcourse, urinating children explains Santa pissing on your car.:lol:

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   19 December, 2005

   Craig

   “I’m not sure this is very sanitary, but i heard Richard Gere shoves gerbils up his ass… what could possibly go wrong with popping a new york city rat in mine?” “Say cheese little buddy!” 😈

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   19 December, 2005

   Patrick

   “Say hello to my little friend-my rectum! Actually, it’s not so little anymore. I’ve graduated gerbils. Next month-hamsters! OH BOY!!

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10. 

    19 December, 2005

    Mandy

    lol @ Patrick :kiss:

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    19 December, 2005

    Tami Jo

    “Is that D-Con I smell?”

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12. 

    19 December, 2005

    Lace Valentine

    😎 Ha! Lung the Younger has quite the funny comment.

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13. 

    19 December, 2005

    Amanda B.

    No humans were harmed in the making of this picture…

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    19 December, 2005

    frisko5

    My sister has a pet rat. I named it rat, however it does have a name…I think. It is a friendly, nasty little beast that poops upon removing it from its digs.

    yuck

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    19 December, 2005

    lisa

    Son of Willard..:oops:

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16. 

    19 December, 2005

    tenderflower

    Lung, that was extremely funny.

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17. 

    19 December, 2005

    Da Popster

    Phuking vermin, how I love thee, let me count the ways and don’t defecate on me no more.:dead:

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    19 December, 2005

    mitch

    As I looked deepingly into it’s beady black eyes I thought: how wrong can inter-species sex really be?

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    19 December, 2005

    Sean Peters

    Patrick –

    And after the hamsters, it’s on to guinea pigs, small dogs, and a ruminant to be named later. You’ve heard of the little old lady who swallowed the fly? Same idea.

    :dead:

    Sean

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    19 December, 2005

    Calcul8r

    Patrick – Rectum? Damn near killed ’em.

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21. 

    19 December, 2005

    Coley

    A student of the Ozzy Osbourne school for troubled youth contemplates his final examination. 😈

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22. 

    19 December, 2005

    Nikki

    From the bedspread to the diseased rat, I so look forward to this photo scrolling away tomorrow.

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23. 

    19 December, 2005

    Davezilla

    I could replace it with a clown photo, just for you, Nikki. :kiss:

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24. 

    19 December, 2005

    Nikki

    Don’t make me come up there.

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25. 

    19 December, 2005

    Davezilla

    You said come. :wang:

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26. 

    19 December, 2005

    rust

    “C’mon, Ben! Give me a widdle kiss-kiss…”

    Squeal!! CHOMP!

    “FUCKING RAT! You DIE for that!”

    * + s q u i s h + *

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    19 December, 2005

    brittany

    … You gonna eat that….(burp)….

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28. 

    19 December, 2005

    MrDoug

    ….thirteen beers is not that much….merry christmas to me…..into my pants with you…you hairy little vermin….wow you use more teeth than my last date…

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    19 December, 2005

    ratz

    Hey, that’s the guy that drives the Dairy Queen Milk Truck! And that rat has SUCH small udders…..

    “Hold still! I’ve almost got the pink ringworm out!”

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30. 

    20 December, 2005

    Coley

    “You can milk anything with nipples” :boobs:

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31. 

    20 December, 2005

    tawana

    ok, 1 little kiss and then its into my tighty whiteys you go!!:wtf:

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32. 

    20 December, 2005

    Paige

    Ben-circa 2005.Ben Jr. finds the rat his father befriended as a child-and falls in love with him. They buck convention and have the first inter-species marriage. Which, surprisingly, is accepted. Until they find out the rat is a male. Homosexual inter-species marriage is sooo wrong.:hurl:

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33. 

    21 December, 2005

    hippychick

    the rat’s tail is even erect! Kids these days…they’ll f*** anything.
    Paige..you’re funny. This group stays true to the sick humor we all love. Bravo!

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34. 

    21 December, 2005

    Mandy

    lol @ Paige :kiss:

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35. 

    21 December, 2005

    Gaby

    Rats! Ewww… That’s totally disgusting, if you ask me.

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