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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

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  1. Linda

    This comment left intentionally blank.

  2. blank? :limp: ?

    wow, that’s some good blank, though.

  3. I’ve done that several times, but I’ve never been offered a room number. 🙁

    Well, there was this one time…

  4. Spud













  5. Spud

    The man then coughed, cleared his throat, dropped his pants and hung the old fella out for her viewing pleasure but the woman had fled the scene.

  6. Esther

    I really should get to bed.:dead:

  7. Anna

    achtentachtig vrachtwagens vol met prachtige Javaanse tapijten reden langs een eeuwenoud dorpje, genaamd Tjiettjerkstradeel, om hun lading, vlakbij, in zeventiende eeuwse opslagruimten uit te laden.

    (Well, that would at least look better than a blank space!)

  8. That was fun times two. :boobs::limp::wang::wtf:

    LOL Anna 🙂 Tjiettjerkstradeel is inderdaad idyllisch, arcadisch, bucolisch, pastoraal en ultramodern tegelijk.

  9. Anna

    HA!!! Now Matthias and I can talk about you guys … without you ever understanding a word!!

  10. A

    ah the good old disappearing ink trick.
    Anna> for a moment I thought that was German 😆

    DvZlla> you cannot fool the RSS feed engine 😛

  11. Steppenwolf

    After he apologizes she says ‘no problem but if your :wang: is as hard as your elbow I’m in Room 127″.

  12. Steppenwolf

    D’oh! I didn’t see the punch line originally.
    Sorry. 😳

  13. Mandy


  14. Steppenwolf

    Let’s try this again…
    She then ‘accidentally’ bumps into him and after discovering his :limp: is as soft as her :boobs: she immediately checks out.

  15. Poofles

    He accidentally bumps into her breast and she slices off his head with a light sabre that she keeps tucked into her Coach purse.

  16. Steppenwolf

    This is your brain…:idea:.
    This is your brain with no :java:…………..

  17. “Cats and dogs, oil and water, needles and balloons, all things that do not mix, especially if your needle is over 12 inches long!”


  18. CJ

    I’m with Mandy the Fire Bible would certainly cause a stir in some churches. Hmmmm I beleive I could start a cult with this.

  19. frisko

    Blank as a fart.

    I got nothing

  20. frisko

    I never saw a biblical cigarette lighter. Neato!

  21. In my best Bart Simpson typing voice,

    “You know what would have been scarier than nothing?”
    Lisa, “What?”
    Bart, “ANYTHING!” 😈

  22. !!RIMSHOT!!

    A man goes to a doctor, the doctor says to him, “I’m sorry, you only have six months to live!” The man says, “But Doctor, I’d like a second opinion” – the doctor says, “Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!”

    Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I’ll never know.


  23. ariel

    about that brain and heart thing. .. I do wonder what Johnnie and susie watch when no one is around. hmmm. .:???:

  24. I still think the brain from that site would make a lovely accessory for a zombie costume.

  25. fenix020387

    I can read it. I see it! hahahaha! thats a good one!!!!!!

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