Things we’d like to see

1. PaganJewLilBro

   27 July, 2004, 1:31 am

   does the voodoo mitt torture arbys employees? or kill cows?

   pjlb

2. kismet

   27 July, 2004, 2:06 am

   Hand of glory, hmmmmm.

   Would that be related to a glory hole by any chance?

3. Anna

   27 July, 2004, 3:01 am

   As luck has it we, at least we in Holland, are way behind (or way ahead, whichever way you look at it) since we only have cigarettelighters, umbrella’s, caps and stuff like that with brandnames on them. Ofcourse we get ‘imports’ from the US, but on a very small scale. Thank God (or Ronald McD.).

4. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

   27 July, 2004, 3:36 am

   You know, I feel the same way about the Snuggles Bear. He totally creeps me out. One night, years ago, I had a terrible dream that the Snuggles Bear was chasing me with a scalpel. The next day I woke up and he was the FIRST THING I saw on the TV.

   I haven’t done the laundry without thinking about that since.

5. Spud

   27 July, 2004, 4:39 am

   I find a picture of an oven glove with pins sticking in it, somewhat disturbing.

   On the other hand …

6. DaveO

   27 July, 2004, 7:13 am

   Tom Arnold’s voice coming out of an oven mit is pretty bothersome. But it’s good to see a hand with a job.

7. Lynne

   27 July, 2004, 7:34 am

   Please, please, please do something about the Pillsbury Doughboy freak!

8. Davezilla

   27 July, 2004, 7:42 am

   Don’t worry, Lynne. The cringe-worthy pastry-boy is next. As I write this, a Wal-Mart ad with a talking gingerbread man (who sounds suspiciously like SNL’s Mr. Bill) is on.

9. Cheap Date

   27 July, 2004, 8:57 am

   I HATE the oven mitt with ALL MY BEING! I want to cause it PAIN, I want the creator to dangle by his own testicles while I pelt him with wet, dirty socks! I long for the day when the gnome plays POKE THE PECKER with that annoying little character!

   I want to KILL the oven mitt! Pins are not good enough!! The evil creature deserves MORE!!! >:o(

   http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid71/pb0aa6858ee599570b0cf303a12b5e731/fb9572f7.jpg

10. Davezilla

    27 July, 2004, 11:09 am

    Note to self:
    Do not anger Cheap Date.

11. Esther

    27 July, 2004, 12:19 pm

    Hey DaveO, you forgot the ‘Badump-bump-tssssh!’ after that. 😉

    I agree w/Stacy, in that Snuggles is a spawn from the lower depths of hell, and needs to be destroyed. Preferably tortured first, w/needles dipped in acidic fabric softener, and made to watch the entire Barney series.

12. Moxie

    27 July, 2004, 1:19 pm

    I think Esther mentioning Barney should surely earn her a place in the 6th ring of hell.

13. Esther

    27 July, 2004, 4:31 pm

    Hey!

    I’ll have you know I’m already there. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment to go torture the Teletubbies. 😈

14. Nikki

    27 July, 2004, 7:37 pm

    I saw a Hamburger Helper commercial today and thought of you.

15. Frisko

    27 July, 2004, 8:43 pm

    I vote to keep the porcupine vs the snuggle bear. I think the bear is a resurection from Pet Semetary.

    Frisko

16. Natalie

    27 July, 2004, 9:09 pm

    The Hamburger Helper hand is the black sheep of Thing’s family.

17. Stacy, motor city bad kitty

    28 July, 2004, 12:36 am

    Apparantly, I’m not the only one who doesn’t like the Snuggles Bear.

    Here’s more info than you needed to know about him, including a Letterman Top 10 List from the 80s

    And once upon a time, Snuggles got into a Grudge Match with Winnie the Pooh!

    And I don’t quite know WHAT to say about this…

    Oh, and looks like Snuggles learned the hard way where not to put Vicks Vapo-Rub. 🙂

    Stay tuned to my site for my own Snuggles Bear torture. 🙂

18. Susan

    28 July, 2004, 2:11 am

    Thank you for that – I hate that goddamn oven mitt!

19. Lace Valentine

    28 July, 2004, 2:12 pm

    Impromptu song

    Why O why mister
    do cartoon hands
    always have three fingers
    and not four?
    Did one get slammed in the door?

    Is it the pinky gone–No!
    Is it the ring finger–naw ahh
    Is it the index finger–No Joe
    It’s the middle finger, the
    middle finger is gone
    and that’s just wrong.

20. Cheap Date

    28 July, 2004, 3:17 pm

    no more bloody marys for Lace Valentine!!

21. verago

    10 November, 2004, 1:56 pm

    Muahahaha! I just put a hex invoking the archdemons from the deepest abyss of Hell to smite the people that have pizzed me off! Muahahahahahahaha!!! :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

22. mitthater

    04 December, 2004, 2:48 pm

    then you’ll like this site: http://www.ihateovenmitt.com

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