All the elements of a good story

1. Darrell

   06 March, 2006, 12:26 am

   OMG that’s NOT a paperclip! I hope you didn’t touch it or anything.

2. Spud

   06 March, 2006, 12:31 am

   One paper clip to bind them
   and
   in the darkness to find them.

   :geek:

3. Minnie

   06 March, 2006, 12:33 am

   LOL Spud. Well said.

4. Minnie

   06 March, 2006, 12:43 am

   The paper clip might have been used to hold the loosened elastic wasitband of the thongs?
   😈

5. JFLY

   06 March, 2006, 3:10 am

   I’m guessing MacGuyver has moved into your building and was interrupted in his attempts to assemble a trap for the mysterious Davezilla, but what do I know? This looks like a job for…Barney Fife! 😀

6. justjim

   06 March, 2006, 3:11 am

   :wang: Looks like a wonderful “open invitation” to me…. I’ll be right up! 🙄

7. kismet

   06 March, 2006, 3:58 am

   Well, had to pee really bad. Maybe she was trying to “pinch it off.” 😕

8. Shannon

   06 March, 2006, 5:46 am

   Maybey, your neighbor likes you or she’s stalking you, either way I would expect more presents on your doorstep. :wtf:

9. mitch

   06 March, 2006, 6:42 am

   Maybe, Dave old man, they were a group of nymphomanic CPAs, bringing their work home with them. In the National Association of Certified Public Accountants, the sign of a skirt, thong and sacred paper clip left on a door step means….”Come take us and help us multiply!”

10. Anna

    06 March, 2006, 8:19 am

    Personally, I think it’s time to move.

11. Anna

    06 March, 2006, 8:20 am

    Wow, I’m proud of me for getting that thingie next to my name.

12. justjim

    06 March, 2006, 8:53 am

    I had a thingy next to my name once… but a divorce settled that! 🙄

13. Lung the Younger

    06 March, 2006, 9:00 am

    Jeez, I hade when that happens….the clock strikes midnight and your date turns into a paperclip.

14. tenderflower

    06 March, 2006, 9:06 am

    I have NEVER used a paper clip for a wardrobe malfunctiom. Now had it been a binder clip, I could have suggested at least 3 uses.

    LMAO Lung. :java:

15. frisko

    06 March, 2006, 9:27 am

    What is the paper looking thingy by the thong….GAWD I hope it isn’t a panty liner.

16. Nef

    06 March, 2006, 10:08 am

    I think they were trying to pick the lock.

17. Nikki

    06 March, 2006, 10:13 am

    I’ve yet to pick a lock with a paper clip.

18. Dixie Chick

    06 March, 2006, 10:17 am

    perhaps they were going to use the paper clip to pick the lock, since she couldn’t find her keys? At least she didn’t pee on the carpet… 😛

19. Esther

    06 March, 2006, 10:38 am

    I’m thinkin’ the paper clip was part of a piercing. 😛

20. Duke

    06 March, 2006, 11:06 am

    Either you are a weirdness magnet, or you have an awesome imagination.
    😕

21. Other April

    06 March, 2006, 11:37 am

    What’s to guess?

    It’s obviousry the aftermath of a supplies party.

22. Bjorn Freeh

    06 March, 2006, 11:43 am

    I would’ve been more intrigued if there had not been a paper clip present.

    :wtf:

23. Bjorn Freeh

    06 March, 2006, 11:45 am

    [Comment ID #26763 will be quoted here]

    Wish I had thought of that, Other!
    😆

24. Nikki

    06 March, 2006, 12:05 pm

    Obviousry!

25. Craig

    06 March, 2006, 12:34 pm

    I wish i lived next door to chicks that jump out of there outfits in the hallway. :wang:

26. scamper

    06 March, 2006, 12:45 pm

    Paperclip = redneck birth control, unfourtunitly all control has been lost at this point.

27. Ace

    06 March, 2006, 12:49 pm

    People should always have a paper clip with them, you never know when it might come in handy after a night of heavy drinking. Plus they’re great at parties!

28. Jeffro

    06 March, 2006, 1:12 pm

    The little girl next door was wearing big mama’s thong. Hence the paperclip. or….
    Paris Hiltons latest fad is catching on “paperclip jewelry…thats hot!”

29. Paul

    06 March, 2006, 1:14 pm

    The paperclip held the note that identified the thong as belonging to (insert name here).

30. Patrick

    06 March, 2006, 1:19 pm

    MacGyver scored! Lucky bastard. Do you think he was going to bend the paperclip into an IUD?

31. frisko

    06 March, 2006, 1:22 pm

    Patrick,
    That is nasty.
    love Hoop

32. rust

    06 March, 2006, 1:57 pm

    Hey! You found CLIPPY! I wondered where he went…

33. Lace Valentine

    06 March, 2006, 4:25 pm

    When a woman asks a man, “Is that a paperclip in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” You know you’ve got troubles.

34. Burnsy

    06 March, 2006, 4:42 pm

    Eww, is it just me or does that thong have a yellowish tinge to the bottom of it. Im not so sure she made it into the door.

35. Meka

    06 March, 2006, 5:20 pm

    She mated with the tin man from Wizard of Oz and that is one of his pubic hairs.

36. djemm

    06 March, 2006, 5:48 pm

    Nope more like the tin man kidnaped her ass for peeing on his carpet 😛

37. Davezilla

    06 March, 2006, 5:49 pm

    [Comment ID #26875 will be quoted here]
    No, thankfully that was the flash from my digital. It seemed clean. Granted, I did not get too close.

38. Jeffro

    06 March, 2006, 5:50 pm

    Seems to me that that IS a welcome mat. I feel welcome already :wang:

39. Jeffro

    06 March, 2006, 5:53 pm

    Hey dave. Any pics of the neighbor? I need a visual 😈

40. Pappy

    06 March, 2006, 6:32 pm

    LMAO Meka!

    But the only thing I was thinking was that the paperclip could have been to hold the thong together. But why did it burst?

    Dave, is she fat?

41. Becky

    06 March, 2006, 7:38 pm

    Hey how long does it take to get a password:(….I have a way cool pic:( ❓

42. larfus

    06 March, 2006, 7:49 pm

    I think the paper clip was holding condom packs to the inside of the thong. The always prepared attitude. :thong:

43. Mandy

    06 March, 2006, 8:27 pm

    For the record, I try to keep my :thong: on my ass. I agree with everyone else, Dave. Your neighbors sound skanky!

44. Davezilla

    06 March, 2006, 8:28 pm

    [Comment ID #26887 will be quoted here]

    It doesn’t take any amount of time, Becky. You make your own passwords up.

45. phil

    06 March, 2006, 8:59 pm

    i’m thinkin’ it’s time to invite these chicks over for a couple of drinks…. 😈

46. cbatdux

    06 March, 2006, 10:04 pm

    Clip Tart

47. brainchallenged

    06 March, 2006, 10:22 pm

    I wondered where I left my things!! DeJavue

48. Duker

    07 March, 2006, 12:30 am

    Sorry Dave! The paper clip held an open invitation to the bearer for freaky monkey sex, and I’m afraid I beat you to it!! I’m mailing it back to you, just ignore the stains! 😛

49. logan

    07 March, 2006, 12:50 pm

    the paper clip is a chinese guys dick helper.
    dick helper-some thing added on to a dick to help the woman feel it inside her

50. Mandy

    07 March, 2006, 1:20 pm

    [Comment ID #27162 will be quoted here]
    Do you practice being an asshole, or does it come naturally?
    👿

51. Spud

    08 March, 2006, 6:39 am

    heh!

52. Starla

    08 March, 2006, 9:41 am

    Maybe she was stealing office supplies?

53. Paige

    08 March, 2006, 12:54 pm

    :wtf:

54. Davezilla

    10 March, 2006, 12:04 pm

    [Comment ID #27359 will be quoted here]

    I’d hate to think she was smuggling them in there :wtf:

55. Lesloveskittens

    11 March, 2006, 10:25 am

    actually the “skirt” is a top, the elastic part covers the boobs…. it probly just slipped off her and on the way down got caught on the paperclip that held the condom on her panties and pulled them down with it. she probly noticed and picked the condom up, cuz you know she’ll need it.

56. Master Solace

    13 March, 2006, 2:41 am

    [Comment ID #28347 will be quoted here]

    Doesn’t that just paint a very strange, but pleasant picture? Hey Dave, too bad you only got to see the…um…party droppings at your door…THAT would’ve made a great story.

57. Master Solace

    13 March, 2006, 2:48 am

    [Comment ID #26883 will be quoted here]

    Ditto, easy way to do it, stop her in the hall ask her if you could take her picture for the memories(tried it before and it worked)just in case you ever moved again. Then we ALL could see what your apparently drunken, nymphomaniac, paperclip-fetished, party-girl neighbor looks like. Just for our memories…that all…really.

58. kit

    19 March, 2006, 3:58 am

    sounds great

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