Ten things to do at a New Year’s Eve party

1. cbatdux

   30 December, 2005, 12:36 am

   1. Overdose on prune juice and vodka.
   2. Exclaim “Brilliant!” over and over as you swill Guinness…
   3. Do a nifty tango with the host’s Christmas tree.
   4. Slather yourself with leftover tapioca pudding.
   5. Wear your moosepants backwards.
   6. Wear bananas on your head and wear a red sweatshirt (no, wait…)
   7. Recite all the catchy phrases from Star Trek episodes (He’s dead Jim!)
   8. Gently fondle all the females while asking “are these real?”
   9. Ride a Big Wheel up and down the hall screaming “Redrum!”
   10. Respond to every comment with “Is that your final answer?”

2. jeff

   30 December, 2005, 12:37 am

   Put on your beer goggles and find someone to go home with.:wang::undies:

3. Spud

   30 December, 2005, 1:08 am

   I like this one …

   Exclaim “Brilliant!” over and over as you swill Guinness…

   also…

   Respond to every comment with “Is that your final answer?”

   followed by…

   and then?

   and of course this…

   Should anyone spill a drink on you, scream, “It burns us, it burns us!” in a Gollum voice

   as for an original idea, I had one once … I think.

   :boobs:

4. Spud

   30 December, 2005, 1:10 am

   Oh, and I need a Klong.

   😛

5. Esther

   30 December, 2005, 1:35 am

   Show up wearing your finest black leather dominatrix livery and…

   Oh wait, that’s for your nephew’s bat mitzvah. Never mind.

6. Spud

   30 December, 2005, 2:32 am

   Teaser…

7. Dante

   30 December, 2005, 2:45 am

   Play “Changes” by David Bowie on a continuous loop throughout the night.

8. JFLY

   30 December, 2005, 5:51 am

   1. Discretely lick all the hor dourves
   2. Order a dozen pizzas to the house across the street
   3. Play “Naked Twister” (and you thought I forgot…lol)
   4. Throw a ham at your neighbors, like Ozzie did
   5. Talk with a Scottish accent all evening
   6. Play “Ding-Dong-Ditch” at Dave’s place
   7. Go cow-tipping
   8. Sing “Auld KD-Lang Syne”
   9. Repeatedly call the cops on your neighbors
   10.Drink until you’re Irish

9. mitch

   30 December, 2005, 7:08 am

   1. Ignore that nasty restraining order and visit your ex one more time.
   2. Open a can of “Whoop-Ass” (half the calories, all of the taste) on the first person to tell you “Happy New Year”.
   3. Find a Red-Stater, get him real drunk on Lite beer and then beat him to death with a Bible.
   4. Find out if the saying, “Once you go Black, you never go back” is really true.
   5. Get really drunk and sing the entire Debbie Gibson greatest hits, then die.
   6. Ask several people if they want to see your Mapplethorpe impression.
   7. Two words: Vomit Candy
   8. Find a willing, wasted woman, have meaningless sex with her and then act like you don’t remember her the next morning. That is so cool.
   9. Two more words: Anal Toast
   10. Welcome in the New Year with nothing but one bright red sneaker on. It’s done in Bangkok all the time.

10. Craig

    30 December, 2005, 7:39 am

    Stir the punch with your :wang:. Wait, this one :limp: might work a little easier! 👿

11. Nikki

    30 December, 2005, 7:52 am

    #5 alternatively works in a Gollum voice.

12. Lace Valentine

    30 December, 2005, 8:18 am

    1. Play Lord of The Rings in the background, all three films. Make everyone come as their favorite hobbit or orc. Use D&D dice as drinking charms. Anyone that quotes, “My precious” has to strip. :thong:

    2. Have a poetry reading. Invite geeky but sexy girls that wear glasses, capable of revising your limp verbs. Invite male poets too but only those that don’t visit poetry slams or confuse rap lyrics as literature. :geek:

    3. When folks show up at your house, surprise them by taking them on a rented school bus. Shout in the middle of the drive, “HEY we’re going camping!” Take them in the dead of night to a national forest, heavy drinking around the bonfire, see who gets lost in the woods during a game of hide and seek. Make certain the bus driver gets up early and departs with only you on it. 😈

    4. Watch a Star Trek Marathon all alone, with a bag of chips and Guinness. Between commercials, recall a lovelier time….Go to bed fat. 😕

13. frisko5

    30 December, 2005, 8:28 am

    Dance with bananas on your head.

14. cbatdux

    30 December, 2005, 8:37 am

    Loved JFLY’s #1 comment. Ick!

15. BHamm

    30 December, 2005, 8:51 am

    1. Show everyone how talented you are by playing the full version of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” on a kazoo

    2. Speak only in Klingon

    3. Count down every second starting at 11:32 pm

    4. Purposly forget the punchline to every joke you tell

    5. Argue with yourself in a mirror why Picard is better than Kirk

    6. Dance when there is no music

    7. Try on the Host’s clothes (funnier if you are the opposite gender)

    8. Sell moosepants to everyone

    9. Stumble in late and drunk, exclaim “this ain’t my house”, urinate on the rug and leave.

    10. When at someone else’s party, act like you are the host. Offer everyone drinks and tell them they can stay as long as they want.

16. Ali

    30 December, 2005, 8:53 am

    Is it me or does the klong look like a very over-sized dust mite. http://www.familydoctor.co.uk/htdocs/allergy/images/dustmite.jpg
    …and why does that little girl only have one shoe??

17. Da Popster

    30 December, 2005, 10:05 am

    Oh hell, just give up giving up and enjoy !!
    :wang: :undies: :boobs: 😛

18. gypsy

    30 December, 2005, 10:11 am

    Gather the children around, give them each one line to recite all night and see how long it takes the drunks to realize what’s going on. Suggestions include, but are not limited to:

    where is the fire extinguisher?

    do we have any gogurt?

    I can’t find the cat!

    Are you finished with that?

    I think I heard something in the attic.

    What’s that smell?

    etc. Trust me, it’s a hoot!

19. Sara

    30 December, 2005, 11:55 am

    :limp::limp::limp::kiss::wang::wang::wang::oops::wang::wang::wang::hurl::limp::limp::limp::!:ahhhhhhhh

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

20. jules

    30 December, 2005, 12:44 pm

    Perfect encapsulation of sex with most men, Sara!

21. Cherish

    30 December, 2005, 4:30 pm

    Show up in a loud pickup truck, wearing a mullet with a bud light in hand and loudly proclaim in your best Arkansas, “Hey man, let’s party like it’s 1999!”

22. Nina

    30 December, 2005, 5:01 pm

    mark out some of your teeth with black, put on overalls (no shirt), mess your hair, wear only one boot and walk into the party drunk and speaking with a strong southern accent. Ask everyone if they’ve seen deliverance.

23. cbatdux

    30 December, 2005, 6:20 pm

    yew got a purty mouth boy!

24. Paige

    30 December, 2005, 6:34 pm

    1. Drink enough Mad Dog 20/20 to make you piss on yourself(New Years Eve 1987) 2. Drink enough tequila to step in a mud hole 2 feet deep and almost break your leg(New Years Eve 1991) 3. Actually spend a New Years sober(New Years Eve 2006)!!!!!!!!!!Have a Happy and safe New years everyone!!!!!!!:boobs:

25. Appalachian Viking

    30 December, 2005, 9:31 pm

    1. Be the first to get drunk, throw up on the living room floor, curse at everybody, take over the music selection, and start a fight with everbody.
    2 – 10. Look for new friends in 2006.

26. Duker

    31 December, 2005, 12:52 am

    Tie a hiking boot to the dick of the first guy who passes out & invite everyone to kick the boot when they walk by! A real party favorite! Fun for the whole family!! HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!
    :dead::wtf::sad:

27. wenti

    31 December, 2005, 6:41 am

    :smile::smile:

28. Dalila

    31 December, 2005, 4:40 pm

    srew everyone in sight!!!!!!!!!!!:grin:

29. tinamarie

    31 December, 2005, 8:06 pm

    Mmmmmmmm. Srewing. :kiss:

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