Ten Best Sleep-Deprived Hallucinations

1. JFLY

   10 January, 2006, 3:21 am

   Wow…I only hallucinate that I am actually working at my comp and not posting on Davezilla. 😛

2. Anna

   10 January, 2006, 3:28 am

   I bet Bobby Henderson was sleep depraved too.

3. Anna

   10 January, 2006, 3:29 am

   (Yes, I know, I did it on purpose)

4. Lung the Younger

   10 January, 2006, 3:50 am

   The monster that was under my bed when I was 8-years old has returned after 30 years of pumping iron and is ready for my middle-aged ass.

   There’s a rogue zero somewhere in my tax return, I can’t find it and the IRS offices close in a couple of hours.

   Tiny image of the Virgin Mary on one of my caffeine tablets.

   I’m sure I can see a hand sticking out of the vegetable patch in my neighbour’s back garden.

5. Minnie

   10 January, 2006, 4:06 am

   #3! I can so relate.

   11. The blue water flushing down the toilet is actually a deadly whirpool and tiny mermaids are calling for rescue.

   12. I’m the monster in my closet.

   13. The shadow behind me is not my own.

   14. The tub of dark chocolate ice-cream in the fridge is whispering my name.

   15. My stuffed toys have come to life.

6. Arachnae

   10 January, 2006, 5:39 am

   16. I slip into the hallucination I’ve gone through my entire day only to come to and realise I have to do it all over again. First time was only a test….

7. Spud

   10 January, 2006, 5:43 am

   Like wow!,
   #1 – 5 are real, that stuff happens all the time.
   #7 is a given 😛
   #8 is actually an axe
   #9 & 10 are also true :wtf

   however you missed::
   the whispering of the wind, is really those people who are plotting to murder you in a manner too hidious to describe, discussing their evil deed.

   :geek:

8. Nikki

   10 January, 2006, 6:52 am

   17. The clowns are coming through the drain the bathtub that I forgot to plug up.

9. Craig

   10 January, 2006, 7:04 am

   I get kinda nervous when my spaghetti turns into snakes!! ❓

10. c

    10 January, 2006, 7:22 am

    18. When staring at the floor, it moves OR you can make out intricate pictures and sometimes they move as well.

11. BHamm

    10 January, 2006, 8:41 am

    19. You have a complete conversation with your hand about why you should go to bed but don’t. Then you forget who you were talking to and what you were talking about. Ten minutes later you have the same conversation again. This time with your foot.

12. MandyLocke

    10 January, 2006, 9:17 am

    [Comment ID #17745 Will Be Quoted Here]

    You jerk off with your foot? :wtf:

13. Minnie

    10 January, 2006, 9:33 am

    ROFL Mandy! 😀

14. Ilsa

    10 January, 2006, 9:50 am

    Dammit! I keep starting a comment and leaving off when I forget what I’m doing. All I know is it should have something to do with working graveyard shift and it should be funny.

15. mitch smith

    10 January, 2006, 9:51 am

    My worst hallucinations is that our country is being run by a leader who is functionally retarded and his cronies are devoid of souls. They abuse their powers while hiding behind their veil of Christianity and denounce anyone who disagrees with them by questioning their loyalty. Wait, wait…..OMG I’m not asleep. It’s actually happening. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH 🙁

16. elimae

    10 January, 2006, 9:52 am

    20. My hair is marching away

17. Esther

    10 January, 2006, 11:49 am

    Jaws really is living just underneath my bathtub…

18. Daniel

    10 January, 2006, 11:51 am

    21. My hands get to typing and soon words I didn’t even know existed come on my computer.

    22. The bugs are crawling all over my body and in my hair, and they’re moving and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Okay, I’m better now.

    23. Playing games on my computer and my EVIL WERE-RABBITS OF DOOOOM come to visit and we plunder through the meadow.(Plunder sounded better than frolick) :wtf: 😈

19. cbatdux

    10 January, 2006, 12:22 pm

    24. I am driving around in a cow-decorated mini-van delivering milk to lactose-intolerant people…..

20. Fran

    10 January, 2006, 1:52 pm

    When I stare at my blanket for too long, it looks like the surface is moving in almost imperceptible waves because under the surface a gazillion maggots are squirming, wriggling, and devouring everything! Oh wait, that was reality! Only instead of my blanket it was a dead cat I saw once. :puke:

21. MaryL

    10 January, 2006, 2:30 pm

    LOL>>>LOL>>>LOL>>>>>

    25. No….You know your really sleep deprived when you hear your bed calling to
    you…. Come home…come home…where are you…come home…..
    26. You hear the other members of your family laughing at you for the outragous
    schedule you have as you work yourself into a semi-coma….Ooohhhh..
    wait, that one’s real…. :wtf:

22. Davezilla

    10 January, 2006, 2:35 pm

    Yeah, I do #26 too,MaryL :dead:

23. family jules

    10 January, 2006, 2:40 pm

    You swear those Precious Moments statues are just a little bit closer than they were the last time you looked over your shoulder…..and the faces have changed just slightly but you can’t tell how……..

24. Lace Valentine

    10 January, 2006, 2:41 pm

    The worst hallucination of all is a boring reality.

25. Esther

    10 January, 2006, 3:08 pm

    Fran, please lay off the benzyne-flavored crack. :kiss:

26. Daniel

    10 January, 2006, 4:16 pm

    I agree with you, Lace. I think reality is more just a halucination, I think that it’s a load of crap sometimes, but that’s just my opinion. Tell me what you all think, see if maybe I’m not alone. :wtf:

27. JFLY

    10 January, 2006, 6:59 pm

    I had a nightmare last night caused by sleep-depravation…the sea-monkeys were escaping!!! :wtf:

28. starhealer

    10 January, 2006, 7:32 pm

    having sat up for tree days i started to here some one knoking on my bed room window whin i finely got up the nerve to look there wasn’t any one there this wen’t on for about six more days

29. dab

    10 January, 2006, 9:24 pm

    but on the other hand you have differnt fingers

30. kattonic

    10 January, 2006, 10:30 pm

    My pets can talk – and tell me what they actually think of me! 😳

31. Patrick

    10 January, 2006, 10:38 pm

    Was that a hitchhiker by the side of the road? If I go back is it gonna turn out to be a cactus, my imaginaiton, or Freddy Krueger?Man I forgot how desolate this west Texas highway is! Jeez, I wish I had another espresso! Damn, I gotta piss really bad but I’m making great time. Where the hell is the FM radio out here? Who the hell is that wack job conspiracy theorist that’s all over the AM dial? Frickin’ crapped out Pioneer cassette deck. I’ll bet I could shut my eyes for a few seconds this road is so straight and loooong and I am soooo tired.
    The next sound you hear is gonna be REALLY LOUD! :dead:

32. cbatdux

    10 January, 2006, 10:52 pm

    mitch – I feel your political pain…..
    jules – precious moments – brought to you by the people who brought you AMWAY.
    lace – keep your depressing thoughts to yourself.
    esther – too funny!
    DZ – what DO you do anyway?

33. Davezilla

    10 January, 2006, 11:29 pm

    I work at an ad agency. Sleep is optional for us. :dead:

34. Dark_N_Evil

    11 January, 2006, 1:05 am

    how can you sleep when your in a cage?

35. marcus

    11 January, 2006, 5:57 am

    Hmm. I have a couple of them.

    1. Demons from Hell attacked me, visual hallucination (not on drugs) :wtf:

    2. Fever enduced auditory hallucination. There was a party in my room with out people.

    3. Last one, I kept opening my door and someone kept closing it but I never left my chair.
    😀

36. c

    11 January, 2006, 7:26 am

    Ah, yes – nearly forgot sleep deprived driving!!
    * in your struggle to stay awake on a deserted stretch of highway, you suddenly see headlights coming straight for you at a high rate of speed but you can do nothing but screech to a halt right there on the highway. Thinking THIS would’ve woken you sufficiently but you are now trying to decide how you’re going to get moving again or if you should just stay put b/c it might be safer.

37. mistygal

    11 January, 2006, 1:07 pm

    [Comment ID #17751 Will Be Quoted Here]

    So true mitch, SOOOO true, When we wake up in 2008 maybe the world will be a better place! Yes, The world!!!

38. Paige

    11 January, 2006, 10:09 pm

    I stayed up for 36 hours doing meth one time and I couldnt walk without the ground sticking to my shoes.Now, when I have flashbacks, I can see grass growing really fast and then waving in the wind :wtf:

39. Marcus

    12 January, 2006, 6:20 am

    [Comment ID #17751 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Try reading “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand. It will make you feel better.
    😮

40. Marcus

    12 January, 2006, 6:23 am

    I just remembered another on.

    I thought I saw an alien on top of a building near mine at an ungodly hour. In the morning I discoverd it was a small satellite dish used for cable TV.

41. Kris

    12 January, 2006, 10:24 am

    27. the walls are melting and the floor is lava
    28. im lost in a jungle of verry tall people who want to eat me.
    29. little green people are worshiping my sisters dildo…Wait that is true sorry.
    👿

42. logan

    12 January, 2006, 1:00 pm

    kris stay off the heroin and quit shoving the dildo up your ass 😡 :wtf: oops i think i just shat my self :dead:

43. Buck Knasty

    12 January, 2006, 1:57 pm

    30. I’m a third rate porn star, with a huge tool :wang: Who for some sick :puke: reason only works with severly malnourished crack whores 30+ years older than me :limp: …Wait!!!

    OMFG!!! …that real!!!

44. Daniel

    18 January, 2006, 11:23 pm

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    That satelite dish was just the alien’s other form—it noticed that you seen it up there and just wanted to throw you off. 😆

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